And I saw truth fall like hail from the Midnight Son.

It's back to back second half of shows tonight True Deniers!

Why so serious? Why so heavy? Be with us tonight on Behind The Sch3m3s as Lavish joins the fray! Boo-Bury and Lavish get deep into illumination as we gaze without sunglasses into the Urban Sun. Take our hand as we pass thru the Gates of Light! Refreshen with a beverage at WaterLicht! It's quite the lovely trip thru the rose garden.

Please leave your kicks at the door so we can examine the way Satan and Jesus walked around. It's all MSCHF as we double down on deep dives. More blood! More Holy Water! More Spots! More passwords! More virus! More piano!

Twice the Black Cube.

You know it, you want it, and you love it!
All this and more on Behind the SchƎmƎs!

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ZOSO'S CORNER (SHOW NOTES)

Is this Behind The Sch3m3s or an organizational meeting tonight?

....Both!

We're slam PACKED (Like a bastardized more handsome rat pack) tonight with guests. And what do we want?? A conversation on unions!

Dean Reiner of the Up Is Down Podcast joins Boo Bury and Malachi (and a surprise contender to the throne joins in later!). It's a riveting coming of minds you never asked for but still we provide. Think of it like insider baseball but instead of balls its cards. Bad joke. Regardless, we explore what sort of machinations unions employ, and shared experiences working in and with them.

We shoot the shit BTS is always known for holding the most compelling coverage on like "I Wanna Shot!", and just how importan' the work Russia and China are doing to-get-her is (just wait till they figure out the Moon is fake...)!

You Will Sleep In The Pod

You Will Eat The Bugs

You Will Take The Happy Pills

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Greetings Greetings fellow True Deniers!

Tonight is a banger on Behind the Sch3m3s! It's the one Boo-Bury fell asleep on...sorta at least...

Monty and Boo-Bury for first half of show gobble up some Alphabet Soup, which weirdly enough sets part of the theme for the episode: butt stuff (On a religious text Boo-Bury swears it was unintentional). Cancel culture cancels itself. Finally! Not to mention, we even summon a little Zozo. Oh oh oh! And! Fisher Price My First Plandemic Playset!

On the second half, Boo-Bury discovers a hard truth about podcasting. Sometimes it ain't worth pushing but resist we much! We gotta keep going! The Latest and Gr3at3st! The topic for the next coming weeks will look into the X-club and various Huxley family members.

All this, you, and us! On Behind The Sch3m3s!

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SHOW NOTES

Behind the Sch3m3s is back and about as obscure as it gets! We even had a sick ass tag line suggested, "If you don't get Bhind the Sch3m3s, the Sch3m3s get Behind you!"

Categories! Categories! Categories! Come hell of high water we WILL be a force to reckon with...buuuuut in the meantime here's but just a TASTE of what's in store for you tonight!! We cancel the Muppets, or maybe we cancel ourselves for playing racist Muppets bits? Or course we have the crowd favorite, "Pregnant Doctor Fear Porn". Jim Bruer, we find out, is a national treasure, and you WILL EAT THE BUGS. Wanna catch one the last analog broadcast of Family Fued? We got you covered! Lizardfucks?! Doubleplus bet your fucking ass we do!!!

Calling all influenczars to the Minneapocalypse!

For the second half of show, we tackle the last part of New Order of Barbarians, bringing this wicked read to a quiet close. Fake Science! Fake Weather! Fake Entertainment! Population Conrtol! When does a propehcy become warning?

It's hits all the goodness of what a comrade would want out of a New World Order, it'll almost make ya cry,"Our Tears".

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SHOW NOTES

Behind The Sch3m3s with some categories? Say it isn't so!

Well, we got something at least tonight.

Dinosaurs Splattered Across The Moon? X

Culutural Norms? X

V? X

NOB pt2? X

Is Tim Dillon A Prophet? (Jury's Out)? X

All This And A Little More? X

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SHOW NOTES

Viewers Beware!

This Mother is LIVE!!!

That's right True Deniers, Behind the Sch3m3s is now LIVE at 10:30est/9:30c pm on Mondays! Go to https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/thescalyshow/ to drop out and tune in.

On tonight's episode, we are joined by the powerful Sir Seat Sitter of ABS n' a 6-Pack. First half, we argue who is more shocking, and can you even shock an audience anymore? Tim Dillon understands Dimension A and Dimension B, which both beat being a fucking snitch. Arm yourself with the knowledge of how propaganda works with our quick ten easy steps (ok, more than ten), and tackle the Verge as they want YOU to want wanting of moderation. More like fracturedcasting.

Second half of show you ask? What's that you say? SLAP ME SILLY AND CALL ME BILLY BTS IS RETURNING TO THE ROOTS. We're diving in! A True Blue CT themed show! And more to come in the future! We look at a mysterious Dr. Day, as he elaborates on visions for the future with the New Order of Barbarians.

Tin Foil Hat is not included with this broadcast.

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SHOW NOTES

Big things are in store, stay tooned!

As we approach episode 33, Behind the Sch3m3s takes some TIME reading out how 2020 came together to protect our brave new world. Well, no, the story isn't as exiciting as Brave New World, but it is rather illuminating in many telling ways. Good news for you however, we'll be able to chat with you well into the 22nd Century as our corporeal mind would be a forgotten bot somewhere floating in the dead of internet.

Sounds like a bummer. You know what's not?

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Moandaze (Mondays)

15 Minute Call 9:15c/10:15est pm

Places 9:30c/10:30est pm

BYOB/BYO3-DG (Bring Your Own Beer)

And always! Viewer Discretion is Advised!

Double Plus Bonus With A Big Brass Bell

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Show Notes

Sesame Street: Wanna Buy An Eight Ernie?

The Secret History of the Shadow Campaign That Saved the 2020 Election

The Forsyth County Sheriff's Office Launches Real-Time Intelligence Center Powered By Fusus

Microsoft patent details tech that could turn dead people into AI chatbots

Could we really live forever as a chatbot or a hologram?

Dr. Gates turns to Faustus.

"No, I am your father."

Damn, if only Behind the SchƎmƎs sequels could be as exciting as that! Malachi, Monty, Boo Bury are rejoined by Atlas Agent to round off the two parter on Plandemic 2. In 100 years, this is gonna be as much Gates Strikes Back meets the Games Warriors. Think of it like comedians getting co-opted and have a slumber party.

Tune in, turn on, and grab your glasses!

SHOW NOTES

Circuit City Games Warrior

PLANDEMIC 2 - INDOCTORNATION

Bill Gates has a warning about deadly epidemics

What is the Great Reset? | Davos Agenda 2021

Fauci's Wife & Conflicts of interest with Gates' Vaccines

BTS tonight welcomes an Earth shaker, one Atlas Agent!

Was it something big planned?

Along with Malachi and Boo Bury, we jump into the first of two episodes covering the Plandemic 2 movie. It's one for the books chocked full of questions, technical difficulties, and real emotional bearing. Stay tuned for Part 2!

FREAKS OF HAZARD

Sir SeatSitter

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SHOW NOTES

PLANDEMIC 2 - INDOCTORNATION

You know, it can be challenging to come up with witty and biting episode descriptors with how fucked shit is...but it's not gonna stop us from trying! Join Boo Bury and Monty tonight as they catch up with what's happened (what was the big news anyways?).

Times can be frustrating, but we have never attempted to inject mushrooms straight into the blood stream. That's what the chemovax is for! Masks? We got 'em sopping moist. Mask-hole Hysteria? Simply shooked (clutches pearls tighter). Enlightenment Camps? BTS disavows that but we know a lawyer from Sesame Street who thinks otherwise. Watch as Bill Gate hits himself in the face as he buys up all the land and blocks out all the sun!

Your least popular source for Bernay's Approved Media Literacy: Behind the SchƎmƎs!

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SHOW NOTES

Edward Bernays on Letterman, April 4, 1985

Project Veritas has released a new video exposing PBS employee

How bees reacted to the 2017 solar eclipse

A MAN INJECTED HIMSELF WITH MUSHROOMS AND THE FUNGI TOOK OVER HIS BLOOD

‘Your Cock Is Mine Now'

You Can Now Easily Download All CIA UFO Documents to Date

Welcome to The Black Vault Document Archive

I Told You So - New Single

Heckler disrupts ⁦ @SenSchumer ⁩ in Midtown.

William Cooper's Behold a Pale Horse 1991 and His Timothy McVey Disclosure

Azealia Banks Horrifies Twitter After She Digs Up Her Dead Cat — & Cooks It

Next Target — Freedom of the Press: Ocasio-Cortez Says Congress Will Look into Initiatives to “Rein In Media” and Unapproved Press Reports

ON MASKS AND COVID-19

America's Biggest Owner Of Farmland Is Now Bill Gates

A Bill Gates Venture Aims To Spray Dust Into The Atmosphere To Block The Sun. What Could Go Wrong?

This is NOT a vaccine – ‘It is an mRNA packaged in a fat envelope that is delivered to a cell … a medical device designed to stimulate the human cell into becoming a pathogen creator'

Farce mask: it's safe for only 20 minutes

The Science of Masks

Mass Hysteria and Covid-19