Behind the SchƎmƎs

Or how I learned how to love Big Brother.

Cretched from OBDM joins Boo-Bury and Lavish on tonight's Behind The Sch3m3s! Talks of Covid 1984, Interdimensional Beings, and mostly peaceful protests are on the docket for this one!

Click those Zuby Slippers three times, wish you were here.

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Somewhere. Beyond the sea. Out there. Waiting for me. It all came down.

On this episode of Behind The Sch3m3s, Lavish and Boo Bury open the door to Atlantis. How close to the fall are we?

It's gonna get wet.

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Join us for holiday devices, cigarettes, and pancakes on Behind The Sch3m3s!

Dame Duhlaurien and Wolf Cub John from Bowl After Bowl joins Lavish and Boo Bury, illuminating the green room on just how badass it can be to be a Mother, and to boot totally rails on Buzzfeed's Top 33. We here at Behind The Sch3m3s approve of such things. Chill vibes for chill minds on this episode, and Boo Bury finally learns the answer to a burning question about a certain curtain.

Dr. Jill Biden couldn't have planned this episode better.

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How did we get to Wax Jack?

Stay Tooned!

I.T.S.E.P.I.S.O.D.E.5.0.

SirSpencer from Bowl After Bowl screams into the Green Room tonight on Behind The Sch3m3s. With Lavish and Boo-Bury, they try to determine if they're smarter than slime. They shall ask what would happened if you planted a cocunut in a chest?! Mushrooms pills are just as effectice as sugar pills! For the 2nd Second Half of Show we play with some crypto and just have ourselves a grand time.

Don't get me started on this HAARP...

P.S. We might need a dog......

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By the light of the moonshine of the dark knight,

You know what to write,

It's not wearing Mickey shirts,

Stonehenge was an inside job.

Flat Earth Dave joins Behind The Sch3m3s with Lavish and Boo-Bury tonight to throw down the law of the stationary land! It's pedal to the falsified theories from everyone's most favorite letter agency NASA as we corkscrew blitz by faster than a speeding bullet! Consider this the crash course as we take the 2nd 2nd Half of Show digesting and postulating, and chewing on more questions. For added flair we'll take a trip with Thoth to the Center of the Plane.

You spun me right round baby right round...

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102 year old Ruth was taught the earth is flat in the 1920's: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Wt5qSwinIs&list=PLEzivhxtxgbv2hEBOrfkjHnRnpbH9hlXR&index

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Standby floodlights, standby dry ice, and standby crushing riffs behind blatant truths.

Dry Ice...GO
Crushing riffs...GO
Blatant Truths...GO
Floodlights...GO

Behind the Sch3m3s hits the stage with a man calling it then, from the Chicago Thrash Punk Underground comes Kyriakos, Vocalist and Lyricist of AFTERMATH. Three. Hours. Hard. In. The. Paint. Where METAL and ILLUMINATION coalesce! Kyriakos breaks down just exactly how We The People are played like fools for endless wars, traumatically entertained, with pulling no punches on tearin' into some Alphabet Soup or why you should get a trademark!

Basically what we're saying is this show is pure 2nd half. It's more than concepts. It's that good shit.

He's even got a sick list of 33.

The Truth is so Bright I Gotta Wear Shades.

WATCH "THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG" THE VIDEO ALBUM FROM AFTERMATH

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Back on the attack and ready to drop $999!

It's Behind The Sch3m3s, now with added schemes! More schemes than you could shake a stick to!

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Lavish and Boo Bury cut wide and cut hard across more news about jabs. Need a shirt? Friends got you Covered. We got...fuckin...zombie fires! DNA on the Moon! Microsoft-84! And finally a trendy way to wear your third eye on your sleeve.

For 2nd half of show, the note turns more somber as a mass grave was discovered on the property of a Residential School in Canada. Disturbing and disgusting shit.

Also, punk is dead.

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Watch out left coast, prepare thyself, cuz in comes the best coast!

Host?

Most.

Ghost.

It's BillyBon3s, here to lay down not THE truth, but his very own estimation of the truth! It's that good shit we're coming back for more of. From bad policies to bad extraspacial deals, BillyBon3s walks Boo-Bury and Lavish thru all the corridors, but we very much ensure not to film any of it.

Grab your "invisibilty blankets", and enjoy one hell of a show tonight on Behind The Sch3m3s!

Hahaha a pharma company is taking heat for sharing the "PillBillies" song. Hahahaha. Fuck them.

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Find out what lurks in our cellar!

See horribly confusing numbers!

Come for the Great Unzipping!

It's a butchered 100 day review of the Most Popular President of All Time and Malachi steps out from the cellar to tell us exactly how it is! Sir SirSeatSitter from Abs n' a 6-Pack comes in swinging with the statistics that count! Lavish surprise us all for the Second Half of Show! Damn! How did we ever manage to pack so much excitement into tonight's Behind The Sch3m3s?!

It's 15 Billion Trillion laughs and cracks, but we really never did find those black boxes.
The passports look ok tho.

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You might want an umbrella tonight, for the mayo and history and androids and aliens and all the most obscene shit from the sewers of Brooklyn NY!

It's Nick the Rat let loose in the Green Room here on Behind The Sch3m3s!

We're slathered, rather honored to be join by this beast of trailblazer in the paraspooky, and with Lavish and Boo-Bury hitting the jars as hard as they need. It's a little grotesque almost, but yet somehow still so satisfying. Lavish dug up some history and Boobs brought a sex robot(s).

You know it, you want it, you loathe it.
Also, we're gonna need a mayo mop.
We love us some glovin'!

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