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On tonight's episode, we are joined by the powerful Sir Seat Sitter of ABS n' a 6-Pack. First half, we argue who is more shocking, and can you even shock an audience anymore? Tim Dillon understands Dimension A and Dimension B, which both beat being a fucking snitch. Arm yourself with the knowledge of how propaganda works with our quick ten easy steps (ok, more than ten), and tackle the Verge as they want YOU to want wanting of moderation. More like fracturedcasting.

Second half of show you ask? What's that you say? SLAP ME SILLY AND CALL ME BILLY BTS IS RETURNING TO THE ROOTS. We're diving in! A True Blue CT themed show! And more to come in the future! We look at a mysterious Dr. Day, as he elaborates on visions for the future with the New Order of Barbarians.

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Big things are in store, stay tooned!

As we approach episode 33, Behind the Sch3m3s takes some TIME reading out how 2020 came together to protect our brave new world. Well, no, the story isn't as exiciting as Brave New World, but it is rather illuminating in many telling ways. Good news for you however, we'll be able to chat with you well into the 22nd Century as our corporeal mind would be a forgotten bot somewhere floating in the dead of internet.

Sounds like a bummer. You know what's not?

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Show Notes

Sesame Street: Wanna Buy An Eight Ernie?

The Secret History of the Shadow Campaign That Saved the 2020 Election

The Forsyth County Sheriff's Office Launches Real-Time Intelligence Center Powered By Fusus

Microsoft patent details tech that could turn dead people into AI chatbots

Could we really live forever as a chatbot or a hologram?

Dr. Gates turns to Faustus.

"No, I am your father."

Damn, if only Behind the SchƎmƎs sequels could be as exciting as that! Malachi, Monty, Boo Bury are rejoined by Atlas Agent to round off the two parter on Plandemic 2. In 100 years, this is gonna be as much Gates Strikes Back meets the Games Warriors. Think of it like comedians getting co-opted and have a slumber party.

Tune in, turn on, and grab your glasses!

SHOW NOTES

Circuit City Games Warrior

PLANDEMIC 2 - INDOCTORNATION

Bill Gates has a warning about deadly epidemics

What is the Great Reset? | Davos Agenda 2021

Fauci's Wife & Conflicts of interest with Gates' Vaccines

BTS tonight welcomes an Earth shaker, one Atlas Agent!

Was it something big planned?

Along with Malachi and Boo Bury, we jump into the first of two episodes covering the Plandemic 2 movie. It's one for the books chocked full of questions, technical difficulties, and real emotional bearing. Stay tuned for Part 2!

FREAKS OF HAZARD

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PLANDEMIC 2 - INDOCTORNATION

You know, it can be challenging to come up with witty and biting episode descriptors with how fucked shit is...but it's not gonna stop us from trying! Join Boo Bury and Monty tonight as they catch up with what's happened (what was the big news anyways?).

Times can be frustrating, but we have never attempted to inject mushrooms straight into the blood stream. That's what the chemovax is for! Masks? We got 'em sopping moist. Mask-hole Hysteria? Simply shooked (clutches pearls tighter). Enlightenment Camps? BTS disavows that but we know a lawyer from Sesame Street who thinks otherwise. Watch as Bill Gate hits himself in the face as he buys up all the land and blocks out all the sun!

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SHOW NOTES

Edward Bernays on Letterman, April 4, 1985

Project Veritas has released a new video exposing PBS employee

How bees reacted to the 2017 solar eclipse

A MAN INJECTED HIMSELF WITH MUSHROOMS AND THE FUNGI TOOK OVER HIS BLOOD

‘Your Cock Is Mine Now'

You Can Now Easily Download All CIA UFO Documents to Date

Welcome to The Black Vault Document Archive

I Told You So - New Single

Heckler disrupts ⁦ @SenSchumer ⁩ in Midtown.

William Cooper's Behold a Pale Horse 1991 and His Timothy McVey Disclosure

Azealia Banks Horrifies Twitter After She Digs Up Her Dead Cat — & Cooks It

Next Target — Freedom of the Press: Ocasio-Cortez Says Congress Will Look into Initiatives to “Rein In Media” and Unapproved Press Reports

ON MASKS AND COVID-19

America's Biggest Owner Of Farmland Is Now Bill Gates

A Bill Gates Venture Aims To Spray Dust Into The Atmosphere To Block The Sun. What Could Go Wrong?

This is NOT a vaccine – ‘It is an mRNA packaged in a fat envelope that is delivered to a cell … a medical device designed to stimulate the human cell into becoming a pathogen creator'

Farce mask: it's safe for only 20 minutes

The Science of Masks

Mass Hysteria and Covid-19

Tonight, Behind the SchƎmƎs gets in some free fuckin' speech while the going is still good. Will our gallant heroes Boo Bury and Malachi be labelled as dangerous enemies to the Hivemind? Indubitably. And for good reason. Much mindcrime is explored tonight as we tackle some recent minor events and the overreaching arm of censorship.

We celebrate some mindcrime exploring ten years of hate, and ask ourselves, "Are we Washington, Jefferson, or Adams?". Is Mr. Bean the savior we really all need? How much longer will the effects of Covid-1984 dominate the narrative? You must ask yourself, "Am I Carbon or Silicon?". A thru Z we do a really terrible breakdown of it all featuring all the laughs you'd expect. Kiss your days of not knowing what "self-censoring" good bye and say hello to the New World!

Be sure to say thank you when you get a tracking device shoved up your ass!

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SHOW NOTES

Red Forman on US government

Next time they try painting Tru/mp supporters as the viot/lent ones, remind them of this video

Casey Kasem's Profane Radio Meltdown • The Definitive Edition!

1984 (1/11) Movie CLIP - Two Minutes Hate

Did a ‘Convicted Terrorist' Sit on the Board of a BLM Funding Body?

The new UK coronavirus mutations, explained

An A-Z of All the Things We Lost in 2020

Scientists create the first 3D miniature working heart model

KISS Censors Lyrics, Blood in NYE Livestream to Dodge Strict Dubai Obscenity Laws

Rowan Atkinson Says Cancel Culture Fills Him With Fear

Washington, Jefferson, or Adams

Things tonight's episode of Behind the SchƎmƎs contains:

1: Monty 1: Boo Bury 1: Malachi

2: Dlrow Orazzib

3: Ǝnigmas

4: Intrigue

5: G Metal Zone Pecs

6: Don't Expect Immediate Results

7: Words You Shouldn't Say

180: Days Till Alien Disclosure

9: WWLT (What Would Lin Tweet?)

10: Dancing the Skynet Away

11: Lists

12: Reasons I Love To Lockdown

13: What "Mute" and "Solo" Does

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SHOW NOTES

Found: A Nazi ‘Enigma' Machine at the Bottom of a Bay

Should you avoid alcohol when getting a coronavirus vaccine?

We may have spotted a parallel universe going backwards in time

NEW - Out of the blue, Portland Mayor @tedwheeler now announces to crush down on "radical Antifa and anarchists."Democrats propose ban on 'he' and 'she' and all gender-specific words in new rules for Congress

2021 Banished Words List Press Release

Seven dirty words

Copyright Law Is Bricking Your Game Console. Time to Fix That

Conspiracy theorists' image of 5G Covid implant chip turns out to be guitar pedal schematic

Future Robots - Boston Dynamics Robot Family Dance for New Year

Lin Wood is willing to put his life ‘at great risk' in order to reveal ‘the TRUTH'

Attorney Lin Wood Claims Jeffrey Epstein Still Alive

Twelve Times the Lockdowners Were Wrong

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Andrew Cuomo Warns New Yorkers to Limit Social Gatherings: ‘Those Numbers Go Up … the Region Will Close Down'

How should you talk to friends and relatives who believe conspiracy theories?

COVID-19 bill started a 180-day countdown for UFO disclosures

2021 ASSEMBLY RESOLUTION 3

You best start believing in ANTH 201: Dystopian Visions...cuz you're living one!

Is it the case? Is this what we've come to? Is class finally in session? Boo-Bury and Malachi can't answer that for you, but we sure as shit try to bring as much levity to the situation as possible! Hey, at least it'll be endless scientific and non-baseless content for the next decade.

As our potential final episode for 2020 (damn, guess we should have mentioned that) we ponder on who the good guys are. An open letter from 1988 certainly shows us who the "Pill Pushing Pimp" is. Watch us cower in fear as Covid-1984 takes over the last bastion of hope for Humanity: Antarctica! Get your Vax-Guns ready because it's time to save the human race, minus the few that may or may not suffer. Did Volkswagen ruin Venus? Behind the SchƎmƎs even peers thru your window (ok, we don't, we just find satellites that do. Pervy fucks.)

TLDR: If you see your Mom this weekend, be sure to tell her "Satan! Satan! Satan!".

SHOW NOTES

Bells Palsy Nurse

How to Vaccinate Anti-Vaxxers

REAL AUDIO BACKWARDS AND FORWARDS! Nashville Explosion

Be warned: Guilford County's COVID enforcers are making the rounds —and watching

More than 1.5 billion masks believed to have entered oceans in 2020

How Climate Change Turned Venus from an Earth-like Planet to Uninhabitable Wasteland

An Open Letter To Dr. Anthony Fauci

The COVID-19 Stimulus Bill Would Make Illegal Streaming a Felony

COVID-19 stimulus bill proposes up to 10 years in prison for “unauthorized streaming”

China Jails Citizen Journalist for Her Accounts of Covid-19 in Wuhan

Suspicions grow that nanoparticles in Pfizer's COVID-19 vaccine trigger rare allergic reactions

The Coronavirus Has Reached Antarctica. Now It's On Every Continent

The COVID Clap

WHO Deletes Naturally Acquired Immunity from Its Website

Moderna's groundbreaking coronavirus vaccine was designed in just 2 days

Jeffrey Epstein's Former Cell Mate Is Dead, With No Further Explanation

Satan Commercial Match

Facebook is reportedly building a tool called 'TLDR'

A NEW SATELLITE CAN PEER INSIDE BUILDINGS, DAY OR NIGHT

Turns Out, Baby Blood Might Be the Actual Fountain of Youth

It couldn't have come at a better time. Dark days do indeed loom on the horizon and it seems apt that this episode arrived at the Winter Solstice under a mighty Conjunction.

Boo Bury and Malachi welcome a very special guest, a scholar of history and professor of badassery, Patrick O'Kelly! Now this is a guy you'll wanna immediately get in here and hear what he's got to say! You'll have to duck from all the truth that's being thrown down. Pat gives the guys a history lesson and perspective that really hones in on what has been discussed on the show previously, but with so much more actual lived experience. Between lockdowns, civil wars, Covid-1984, and the fact checkers that be, we hit it all. Pat even treats us to one of Willy Clinton's lesser know assassinations, Thomas Jefferson! If you love history as much as we do (except when it's running around with that screwdriver like a crackhead) you're not gonna want to miss this one! All this and more on Behind the SchƎmƎs!

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SHOW NOTES

Alec Baldwin Suggests Violent Punishments for Trump: ‘A Knee on His Neck, Cutting Off His Oxygen'

Heavily Armed Far-Right Mob Floods Oregon Capitol

Yuri Bezmenov: The Marxist Ideological Subversion Of America

Today, Behind the SchƎmƎs gathers together to mourn and remember the heir apparent to the "best timed fart" produced by Malachi. The passing was located during an epic rant laid out by Tom Cruise on why stagehands will be the death of the film industry. Sadly, Boo Bury was unaware that this was occuring as he had the mic muted. It will greatly be missed by all.

Anywayzzz...Monty, Boo-Bury, and Malachi conduct what they have deemed "the most fun epsiode yet"! And boy, is it a full one. On top of relentlessly joshing the Cruise; we touch on why MTV saved a life, Boo Bury introduces the phenomenal RFK Jr., Super Covid-1984, and discover that the cure to vaccine illness is more vaccines (not really, but howdy-do these side effects amiright?). We celebrate the arrest of the Canadian version of Epstein, and wish him only the very worse. We top it off with some bogleshit news story on why podcasts should be "scrutinized" and how Insta-groan wants to be your very bestest friend. Like, seriously. They wanna know everything about you...For whom the bells toll and more, tonight, here with BTS!

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SHOW NOTES

Tom Cruise yelling at crew members of MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 7 for breaking Covid Safety Protocols

5 'Mission: Impossible 7' crew members quit after Tom Cruise's explicit COVID-19 rant, report says

SARS-CoV-2, the COVID-19 Virus, is Mutating, But So Far, Slowly

COVID-19 VACCINES: IMPORTANT TALKING POINTS

300K COVID victims mourned with DC bell toll

Nurse Passes Out on Live Television After Taking Coronavirus Vaccine

Fake Shot? Local News Airs Health Care Worker Receiving Empty Vaccine

Vioxx took deadly toll: study

Robert Kennedy Jr. | Hotboxin' with Mike Tyson

fauci slip on vaccine in vermont press conference

Former Cult Member Says Masturbating to MTV Accidentally Saved His Life

BAHAMIAN COVE

Former Fashion Executive Peter Nygard Charged With Sex Trafficking

Prince Andrew's sex slave alibi blown apart by bombshell report

Prince Andrew's sex slave alibi falls apart

Sinister sounds: podcasts are becoming the new medium of misinformation

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