We’ve hit an all new low in effort on this show. Instead of actually recording an episode, we’re just using the audio from our other, much better show, The Story Studio Podcast. Unlike this show, it’s meant to add value rather than devalue your life. For perhaps the first time in Worst. Show. Ever. history, […]

Somehow we managed to create a show for our other podcast that’s so laid back that it actually feels like it should be a Worst. Show Ever. episode. Buckle-up. This one’s a two-parter.

Dave doesn’t ask for a lot out of life. He has revealed time and again how easy it is to live a fulfilled life by following three simple rules: 1. Limit your family time to one hour per day. 2. All the houses on your street must remain occupied. 3. Tentacle porn cereal should be […]

Now that school is back in session, we can finally get some work done—fully clothed, mind you. But with Dave’s dishwasher broken, and Sean’s hypothetical search for Jesus, only studious readings from Dave’s Book of Wisdom will deprogram our hate and keep us focused on less sweaty activities like Basketball and Fortnite.

There’s a lot of bullshit Dave and his dad won’t put up with, especially after having to walk ten miles in the snow, uphill both ways. Sean and Johnny have yet to learn these lessons. Sean allows his daughter to make him fat on Panera Bread. Johnny’s kids have been distracting, proving that kids should […]

No doctor in Florida can be trusted. They’ll either prescribe you life-threatening levels of HGTV or force you to sit in a chamber of farts with an asshole New Yorker. But Dave has a passive-aggressive solution to the asshole New York man in your life.

Dave sees and spoils the movie Hereditary for everyone. So if you haven't seen it and still plan to, steer clear of this episode. Really, you shouldn't be listening to any of these unless you're wondering how sex crime occurs on cruise ships.

Dave teaches us about the finer details of ASMR and video game spectating. We then plot with strategic precision to expose our kids to The Toxic Avenger.

This is the episode we didn't delete. In retrospect, we probably should have deleted this one too. Dave’s family prevents him from ranting about a particular text message, forcing us to buckle down and decide to write How to Win Your Marriage.

Sean has nightmares about Tommy Wiseau joining Sterling & Stone, and Dave has an awkward encounter with his racist neighbor.