Better Off Undead

Sean tells a prank story about two roommates who live together at home and Dave shares how Worst. Show. Ever. reinvigorated his marriage. Hopefully [REDACTED] listens to this one, so she knows Dave’s ice cream preferences. Later, Dave decides which celebrities are allowed to have a gun.

What happens when Dave goes to dinner and encounters racism? This episode finally shares the answer. Afterward, Johnny tells Dave how to escape his odd corner of the universe where frying oil is a dietary solution.

Dave’s back again with another restaurant review, further proving that all restaurants are guilty until proven innocent. Afterwards, Dave lists 10 rules for that all wait staff should—nay, MUST—obey.

When you hear a scream, which way do you run? Johnny and Sean share stories from NINC in Florida and lose all possibility for IHOP sponsoring the show. Later, Dave shares why you should hate yourself for eating lobster.

Dave recounts his experience with hurricane Irma. Power outages, Mad Max levels of chaos, and driving-lane-induced spitting branches of reality all come into play in this epic tale. We also find out why the world does not need a little Dave as [REDACTED] reveals that he’s inherited his father’s debate gene.

Dave arrives with a list of grudge-less grievances and reveals the magic solution to cleaning cheese off of plate. He shares how one might escape someone with an offensive smell, then professes absolute neutrality/hate towards old and new Taylor Swift.

Johnny, Sean, and Dave plot how best to expose [REDACTED] Jr. to sex and, ultimately, porn so that he can watch the new Spider-Man movie.

Dave gets a much-needed break from winning his marriage when his family takes a vacation without him. He waxes poetic about the joys of being home alone where no one can interrupt him, and describes what the perfect vacation would look like. Meanwhile, Sean gets trapped into letting his daughter listen to Worst. Show. Ever. when he gets […]

Sean isn’t good at complaining. Dave is. So Sean tells Dave what happened to him in his most recent travels, and Dave pretends it happens to him. Then he rants accordingly. Also, Dave is also in that place of being exhausted where he might say things too crude for THIS show. Yes. It’s possible. It’s […]

Daves bitches about a job he loves. Now we know that Dave can’t be happy. Dave hates fireworks, and so does Johnny. Johnny talks about the time he almost died. Also, Dave has NO IDEA what is fun about fireworks. And then Dave goes to a restaurant, and HE’S not even sure how to explain […]