There’s a new word for WSE: Daverati. Like the Illuminati, but Dave. Anyway, Dave shares his experience of VIP seats at a minor-league baseball game. He’d planned ahead: a morning game to avoid rain and people. Suddenly, kids. Everywhere. And the MC at the game encouraged them. It was all over when the SuperSoaker comes […]

Johnny talks about his wife buying a horse, because she loves riding horses. Dave completely RUINS it. Guess how… Next the guys talk movies, and all Sean can think of are famous porn movies. Dave explains how, whenever he goes to the movies, there’s ALWAYS a bad time to be had. Just like the noisy […]

Worst. Show. Ever. is therapy for Dave. Today’s session starts with basketball camp with his son. He has the sudden realization that he’s ruining his son’s prospects for having friends. The actual GAME started with an asshole referee and ended with Dave’s son crying. Then the guys discuss what would happen if Dave had the […]

Sean reads an exchange between him and Dave over a project Sean was doing, and Dave’s true colors show. Comic Sans, grandma couch, and the Holocaust were involved. Dave talks about the challenges of finding Diet Coke in Austin and his obsession with Sonic ice. AND THEN… Dave proceeds to win several arguments using, you […]

Dave’s family ISN’T HOME! Things get pretty salty in this episode. Dave shares what his ideal Father’s Day gift is, and he explains why he will NEVER visit his friend who moved away, which includes the ‘rules for friendship.’ Also… FLORIDA and face tattoos. And it just gets worse from there.

Would a woman rather be called dumb or annoying? Dave tackles this question with input from the live audience. Next, Dave takes on Career Day at school at his son’s school, and he explains why most of them will never achieve their biggest dreams: athletes, presidents, doctors, lawyers, singers, and more. And it just gets […]

Dave is emotionally constipated. It’s time for a big dump. Except Dave’s family his home. So we resort to the next best thing… Dave telling death-defying airplane stories as Johnny plays some of his questionable clips out of Audra’s Dropbox folder… Also, miracle water from Peter Popoff. And it just gets worse from there.

Everyone on the Sterling and Stone team seems to know what their Enneagram number is. Everyone except Dave. Johnny hits Dave with a full battery of questions to determine what we already know about him. Where does Dave fit in on the Enneagram? Find out on this episode of the Worst. Show. Ever.

Sean and Johnny discuss how they’re ruining Dave’s life, including the blood-stained incident in the AirBnB. Next, they conspire and come up with a way to move Dave to Austin without him realizing it. Dave tells the story of how he stood up for a ‘fruit’ against a religious man and did well. Aaaaand then […]

Today is a jam-packed episode. Dave’s anger levels are through the roof and Target sold him fuzzy strawberries. He had to deal with his new favorite restaurant’s terrible service AND the guilt-tripping waitress who punches him in the arm. Johnny met Sean’s parents for the first time, and apparently, Sean isn’t Mexican. He also made […]