Better Off Undead

Ever heard of The Serbian Film? It’s banned in most places and was removed from Netflix. Today, the guys discuss it. If you want to be shocked in the worst way, then watch this movie. But seriously don’t. Also, porn on planes, the guy who was beating off on a plane and wouldn’t stop, and […]

It’s been a long-time point of contention among the guys; Dave won’t get on a plane. During the last Smarter Artist Summit, he literally drove for three days, halfway across the country, to attend. Today, the guys brainstorm ideas of how to make flying better for Dave and trade scenarios in which he would make […]

The recent hurricane in Florida saw Dave relocated, dealing with spoilage, in close proximity of other people, and every other bad thing one can throw at someone like him. It all started with a problem with a Mac crash, no survival supplies in stores except Sara Lee bread, and sleeping on the floor. And it […]

Don’t mistake today’s abundance of topics as actually being prepared. Sean went to Montreal, Dave references Faces of Death, and eating at a lightless restaurant staffed by blind people. Johnny has to learn to do his wife’s job, Dave wins his marriage, and the guys discuss their various trust issues. And it just gets worse […]

Dave’s been saving up and has plenty to complain about this week… from baseball games and trying to NOT make friends, boy scouts, and Sean and Dave somehow changed places. Then it’s ranting about bad reviews, Sean’s mom’s secret VHS collection, and what REALLY makes it the Worst. Show. Ever…

This one’s a doozey. Today, our guests Clair and Bryan are teasing their new podcast, Something Nice to Say, where they take universally hated things and try to say nice things about them. Dave is giddy and that should be all the warning you need. It starts bad and just gets worse from there.

The guys discuss whether or not Dave’s son should watch Gremlins and their experiences in high school. Dave meets his waiter in the Popeye’s bathroom, and guess what the guy DIDN’T do. The Publix bagger screwed up Dave’s bags, didn’t offer to take them to his car, and it leads a rich dude to rage […]

Dave rants about racism in football celebrations, a judge ordering a Florida man to stop ordering pizza, and the upcoming podcast death match with the Something Nice to Say hosts. Dave finds something worse to say about a boy who lost his hand at a water park, ice cold noodles at the restaurant, and the […]

The guys talk about the big showdown coming between Dave and the Something Nice to Say podcast hosts, who take horrible events and find something nice to say about them. Sean watched Dave’s beloved Angry Birds movie and argument ensues. Somehow the episode becomes all about dick pics. And it just gets worse from there…

Dave is plotting to thwart his son’s love of baseball in favor of gaming; Johnny has traumatic scars from baseball as a kid; and Dave’s life revolves around licking or not licking. Dave’s friend comes to town; he pitches his theoretical romance book; and then they discuss torture. It just gets worse from there…