For the past year, Dave has had issues with his right shoulder. It’s not the chronic masturbation, but he still decided to live with the pain. (Also, a rant on how Dave is going to break Tony Robbins.) While paying ball with his son, he TORE something. Dave rants on insurance, x-rays, co-pays, and MRI […]

Dave gets angry at Target’s layout and inevitable upselling when he’s trying to find a new washing machine. He and his son experience the stereo shit-show of Lowe’s men’s bathroom. Then Dave lets his wife win the washer argument but gets screwed by a credit card. Finally, their new washer breaks. And it just gets […]

Dave has OCD. Explore the strange, strange landscape that is his brain. Will stepping on a crack really break his mother’s back? Why would he step through a door backwards? Did Dave really predict his son’s baseball injury? Is Dave really psychic? Next, he gives ‘Dear Abby’ advice, and it just gets worse from there… […]

Ever heard of a bullet journal? Dave has one. It’s an analogue system in a digital age. Or some crap like that. Sean is in his month of no vices, including sugar. In case you were wondering, masturbation isn’t a vice. Dave tries to give up sugar (again), sampled hummus, and accidentally froze carrots. Then… […]

If you know Dave, you know he can’t stand Aziz, who was on Saturday Night Live. He also shares his newfound belief in God, how his son likes to believe in Santa Claus, then Johnny talks about sword fighting and farting. Dave shares the horrendous experience he has trying to find the Skylanders game for […]

Johnny admits his and his father’s attraction to Dave and his new haircut, Sean’s mom wouldn’t take a picture of him because he was ugly, and the guys wonder if Dave has grandma pubes. And then… Target. Dave must calculate whether or not he can hold his bowels in the time it’ll take to get […]

All the things Dave has already bitched about at Target, all rolled into a single trip. From the reckless SUV jerk who was probably from New York, abusive parents and grandfathers, and plenty of Florida man stories. It’s enough to make Dave wonder what it’d be like to be Boricio, and he gets his revenge […]

Dave rants about Mario Bros and Nintendo’s ‘always-on connection,’ and how they’re requiring massive data and probably tracking your shit. Ever heard of a decoy Alexa? Dave explains why people get tattoos and dye the whites of their eyes. Then, Dave ranks fetishes. Scat, jizzing in a shoe, diapers, and more, and yes. It just […]

We recently gathered together and brainstormed how to make WSE ‘better,’ and today, you get a sneak peek of the things you’ll be hearing (and possibly hating) on the show. From ‘Dave shits on…” to “Scenes from a hat,” and “Ask Dave” to “Scenes from a hat,” we’ve got some of the worst segments ever. […]

Dave shares what he’d think if he met himself, he has to throw a baseball in a crowd of ‘manly-men,’ and he feels guilty for writing. Johnny suggests a new show based on Dave’s mind vs reality, Dave subtly grabs knives to protect himself in restaurants, and the creepy coupon story. It just gets worse […]