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After several “good morning” messages, the Fat One is full of excitement because there’s a new pin on the camp map and the new Big Brother cast members are introduced… but there are more to come. There’s another FUQ from the SSQD and the pick-up of the new glasses. Happy National Blueberry Day.

The Fat One returns to complete the weekend report which included a perfection of the haircut, sportsball, 250th ships, sideways rain, a power outage and an undiscovered film. Happy National Chocolate Day.

The Fat One kicks off Big Brother premier week with some rumors and season 28 but then heads right to the SSQD for today’s FUQ but still has time to start recapping the In Depends Dance Day weekend. Happy National Fried Chicken Day.

Here’s the recap of last week’s shows.

The Fat One starts off the In Depends Dance Weekend with another SSQD FUQ but then pivots to finishing the recap of hump day and Thursday which included a gas report, a voiceletter, the coupon, sportsball and much more. Happy National Chocolate Wafer Day.

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day which included supper at Shady Pines, sportsball, Apple Snack updates, a weird cafeteria-centric dream, a trip to the eye doctor and new spectacles and some lawn and garden shopping. Plus another FUQ from the SSQD. Happy National Anisette Day (blech).

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One shares a Big Brother rumor, offers up the first FUQ and natters about gas and Seniorcize. Happy National Gingersnap Day.

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One shares retirement news, a gas report, a preview of FUQ Month, ironing napkins and sportsball. Happy National Ice Cream Soda Day.

The Fat One is back with a recap of his weekend which included, Friday at Fatty’s, plumbing, dead foliage removal, an e-letter from a “lurker” and some Season 28 Big Brother rumors. Happy National Almond Buttercrunch Day.