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The Fat One kicks off the week with additional Shart stories before recapping the weekend which included Friday at Fatty’s, Spring cleaning, upgrading Best of Broadway seats and LOTS of rain. Happy National Nutty Fudge Day.

Shart Week continues with the conclusion of yesterday’s cliffhanger plus a new story from the left coast. The Fat One also has time to recap his day which included a new gentleman caller, some quiz program chat and a special Mother’s Day invitation (or is it Mutha?). Happy National Foodies Day.

Shart Week continues with a West Coast entry from a medical professional but only after the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included Villa upgrades, a sportsball surprise, the coupon and plenty of nattering. Happy National Coconut Creme Pie Day.

After several “Good Morning” greetings, Shart Week continues with a story about a Party City turlet but there’s also a recap of the Fat One’s day which included grilling, Seniorcize class and an update on the new outdoor faucet. Happy National Roast Leg of Lamb Day.

Shaft Week continues with a story from one of BF’s straight boyfriends but before that the weekend recap is completed and there’s an explanation why Monday’s LITTLE show was late. Happy National Crepes Suzette Day.

It’s Shart Week and the Fat One kicks it off with Racist Chips and Salsa Day to celebrate Cinco de Mahnaise Day before playing a short-filled voiceletter and the beginning of recapping the Horrah Weekend. Happy National Chocolate Custard Day (how appropriate for Shart Week).

The Fat One closes out the week with the traditional space fantasy greeting before recapping his day (and some of the day before) which included clean sheets, dealing with a plumber, preparing for the Horrah weekend and still has time to read an important e-letter from Patty, Patty Bacon. In fact, the LITLLE show is so full that he didn’t have room for the weekend celebrations of exiting the birth canal (or he forgot). Happy National Truffles Day.

Rabbit, Rabbit! The Fat One kicks off May Day with a recap of his day which included, Shady Pines, a trip to the Aeropuerto (which we all know is Mexican for… Aeropuerto, scheduling a visit by a plumber and the weekly coupon. Happy National Chocolate Parfait Day.

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included more “Villa Grooming” (per Miss Bacon), some Smokin’ Hot news and pleas for more Shart Week stories. Happy National Bubble Tea Day.

The Fat One returns with a busy day at the Villa which included ferns, landscaping, a shovel, a gas report, a new tree and a show note kerfuffle. Happy National Shrimp Scampi Day.