Happy Conspiracy Theory Thursday!!!! Today We Talked About How Roy Moore Is Suing Sacha Cohen Over That Hilarious ‘Who Is America Interview?’ Interview, The Burden Of Proof – Could Corbin Prove He’s NOT A Sexual Predator, A Drug House With A Drive Thru, A Kid Who Threatened His Parents… Over Salad, Some Meth Head Who Had His Way With A Dead Beaver, A Dumbass Who Got Injured Stealing A Monkey, The First Official Game Of The NFL Regular Season Is Tonight, Mustard Pizza, Gimpy’s Sexcapades, The Orioles Are Gonna Wear Brail Jerseys - #WTF, Story Update: That Homeless Dude Who Gave The Girl Gas Money Is Suing Her Now, New Year’s Resolution Updates, Whitney Wehmeyer Stopped By To Talk About ‘Green On Greenwood’, Conspiracy Theories!!!!!! What Would You Start A GoFundMe For Right Now??????

Hell Yeah!! HUUUUMP DAAAAAYYY!!!! Today We Talked About Sam Behind Her Back - She Is Still On Vacation, Running Into Listeners In The Strangest Places, Getting Rid Of Your Flab, Cookies Are Crack, Beers In Cabo, A Floridiot Who Shot Up Someone’s House Over A Bad Review, A Dude Who Put Up An Electric Fence To Keep The Kids Off His Lawn, Pole Dancing At Back To School Day - #WTF, A Poor Bastard Who Lost Most Of His Penis To A Flesh Eating Bacteria, Fantasy Football Time, Robot Porn, The Nose Hair Trimming Bandit, #SnapChatDysmorphia, Cali Is Moving School Start Time Back For Sleepy Teens, Smartphones At School, Being Accused Of A Crime In Eth Media Makes You Automatically Guilty To The Public – Some B.S. Right There, Top 5 Songs!!!!!! If One Of Us Was Accused Of Some Sort Of Heinous Crime, Would You Stop Listening To The Show??????

Happy Twofer Tuesday And Welcome Back From The Long Weekend!!!! Today We Talked About Sam Being On Vacation This Week – ‘Corbin And Gimpy In The Morning’, Vacationing In Mexico, Puke On A Plane, Blunt Smokin’ Babies, A Hardcore Hornet Attack, A Dude Who Caught Charges Over A Wet Willy, Co-Workers Who Discovered They Are Related, How Much Nick Saban Sucks At Press Conferences, A Car Chase With Baby Onboard, The Things Vagina Will Make Men Do, Geoffrey Owens Working At Trader Joe’s - #ActorsWithDayJobs, That Kaepernick Nike Endorsement, Kim K. Used To Bang Drake – ‘Scotty Doesn’t Know’, The Ozarks, Best & Worst Of The Weekend, Listener Emails, To Tell The Truth!!!!!! How Much Booze Does A Flask Hold Anyway??????

Hell Yeah!! HUUUUMP DAAAYYY!!!! Today We Talked About Overusing Words – Kanye West Is Not A ‘Genius’, Conspiracy Experts Are The Same As Scientific Experts - #WTF, After Credit Movie Scenes, A Dude Who Caught The Dog Walker Chick On His Couch With Two Dudes… And A Buncha Lube, A Sweet Bust That Left The Cops Sour, A Boy Who Was Punished For Calling The Teacher ‘Ma’am’ – Guess He Shoulda Just Said ‘Bitch’ Instead, That New Videoboard Over A Boone Pickens Stadium, Jerry Jones Still Hates Preseason, Sam’s Terrible Taste In Movies, A Dude Who Was Raised By Wolves, That ‘Dine And Dash Dater’ Dude - #Dumbass, Played A Little Game Of ‘Guess Which One Is True’, Plank Called In To Talk OU Football, Stump Sam, Top 5 Songs!!!!!! Everyone Got Big Plans For The Holiday?????? Enjoy Your Long Weekend!!!!

Happy Twofer Tuesday!!!! Today We Talked About All Eddie Murphy’s Kids, ‘Accidentally’ Picking Up A Tranny, Corbin Wearing Women’s Underwear – He LOVED It, A Driving Instructor Who Bailed Out And Left A Student On The Train Tracks To Die - #DickMoveBro, A Dude Who Got Hospitalized For Boiled Egg Butt, A Teacher In Trouble For Threatening Some Little Kids – Kinda Hilarious Though, Brady vs. Belichick – The Alex Guerrero Question That Pissed Tommy Off, Scams Exposed Publicly, YouTuber McSkillet Killed His Family In Car Accident – On Purpose, That Bridezilla Bitch Who Cancelled Her Wedding Over Some Dumb S#!T (WTF Is An ‘Attendance Fee’ Anyway???), Facebook Is Doing Some More Random Invasion Of Privacy Nonsense In An Attempt To Stay ‘Cutting Edge’ - #Dumb, Getting Stoned And Watching ‘Reba’, The Hardest Working States, Things That Tell People That You Are Old, To Tell The Truth!!!!!! So How Exactly Do You Make Money ‘Trading Skins’??????

Welcome Back From The Weekend!!!! Today We Talked About The Medical Marijuana Portal Opening - And Gimpy’s Remote In Support Today, John McCain Died – R.I.P., Everyone Is Sad… Except Corbin, Because He Got Deathpool Points, Waiting For People To Die, An Old Dude Who Was Caught With 800lbs. Of Lemons, A Security Guard Who Was Fired For Doing Dirty Things To Dead Folks, A Sexist Who Shot Some Chick In Traffic, Football Is Back (HELL YEAH, BABY!!!), The Shooting At The Madden Tourney In Jacksonville This Weekend, Kim Kardashian’s Stupid Ass Tweet About That ‘New’ Podcast she Just Found – Trollers Be Trollin’, Active Shooter Training For Sam, That Dak Prescott D, Another New Vending Machine Craze In Japan, Jeff Hensley Stopped By Again, Best & Worst Of The weekend, Our Listeners Are Awesome!!!!!! Would You Eat The Vending Machine Meat??????

Happy Friggin' "A" Friday Eve!! We All Celebrate The Cancellation Of The Big Bang Theory, #knowyourshrooms, Totally Titillating Tazer Time Trivia With Gimpy, We Talked About Assassins, Germany Has No Plans For An Alien Invasion, Omarosa Called in, Corbin Takes A Butt Load Of Vitamins, & How Does One Get Their Hand Stuck In Sex Toy Vending Machine?!?!?!?

Hell Yeah!! HUUUUUMP DAAAAYYY!!!! Today We Talked About ‘Hand Foot Mouth’ Rash, Bear Grylls, ‘Trimming The Hedges’, That Police Chase That Happened Right Outside Yesterday, Running From The Cops, A Church Burglar, A Biscuit Chunker, 3 Dudes And 12 Animals – New Pornhub Title Available, That Crazy Texas A&M Transfer Waiver Thing, Update: That Iowas State Chick Was Murdered By An Illegal Immigrant Who Says He ‘Doesn’t Remember’, Update: That CO. Dude Who Killed His Wife And Put His Kids In Oil Tanks ‘Didn’t Kill The Kids’ – Says He Killed Her Because SHE Killed Them, That UFC Dude Who Drilled His Nuts, Busting Your Junk, Gimpy And Sam Reminisce On Their Poor Decisions At 18, Stump Sam, Top 5 Songs!!!!!! How Old Should You Be Before You Get A Tattoo??????

Happy Twofer Tuesday!!!! Today We Talked About The VMAs – And Who The Hell Most Of The ‘Artists’ Were, The Biggest Booty And Craziest Crazy Awards, Being An Internet Sensation, Kanye’s Poop, An Old Man Who Pulled A Gun Over Loud Music, A Dumb Chick Hit By A Truck, A Contact That Was In Someone’s Eye For 28 Years, The AP College Football Poll, That Chick Who Made A Gameshow Out Of Picking A Tinder Date - #PSYCHO, All Them Fake Signatures On The Recreational Marijuana Proposal – Come On Man, The Jon Snow/Night King Conspiracy Controversy, That Missing Iowa Dog Walker Chick – FOUND… But She Dead, That 95 Year Old War Criminal They Just Deported (‘So Grandpa Was A Nazi???’), Listener Emails, To Tell The Truth!!!!!! But, Like… IS Nicki Minaj’s Ass Fake, Or What??????

Welcome Back From The Weekend!!!! Today We Talked About The Tulsa State Fair, Fairway To Hell 2, How Our Ugly Mugs Is On FB Live All The Time Now – ‘Take Us To The Crapper With You’, Jonathan Davis’s Wife Dying – Par For The Course There, Grieving For Exes, A Dude Who Bit Off Another Dude’s Finger At The Golf Course – SAVAGE, A Topless Old Lady Drinking Box Wine, A Restauranteur Who Was Threatened Over Some Fries, Adrian Peterson Signing With The Redskins, Dr. ‘TouchMeThere’ Gets Probation While That Plane Molester Dude Gets Life - #WTF, Jeff Hensley Stopped By Again, Best & Worst Of The Weekend, Our Listeners Are Awesome!!!!!! How Do We Keep Things In The ‘Same Ballfield’?????? (Asking For A Friend… Might Be Seaman Sam……)