Welcome Back From The Weekend!!!! Today We Talked About That Big BMMS Fest Announcement Coming Today @ 9AM, Batters Throwing Fits When They Strike Out, Gordon Ramsay And Other Professional Fit Throwers, Sam Tried Out For ‘Real Housewives Of The Navy’, How Six Years Ago Can Feel Like Forever, A Marilyn Monroe Statue That Moons A Church, A Man And His Monkey Arrested Together, 9 Year Old Sent To Rehab For ‘Fortnite’ Addiction, LeBron James Hurt His Hand Punching A “Blackboard”, Kellen Winslow Jr. Arrested For “House Shopping”, Emanuel Lewis, Dude Whose Wife Was Killed By An Owl, John Tyler (10th President Of The United States) Still Has Living Grandkids - #WHAAAAAAT, The Proposed Game Of Thrones Prequel Series, The Strawberry That Threw All That Homeless Guy’s Stuff In A Lake, Missing Dude Found Alive After DECADES, Best & Worst Of The Weekend, Our Listeners Are Aweswome!!!!!! Can We All Agree That There Should Be An Anti-Douchebag Law??????

Happy Friggin’ A Friday!!!! Today We Gave Away Beer To A Buncha People Who Called In For Their Friends That Were Too Pussified To Ask Their Own Tough Questions!! Talked About Gimpy Trying To Get Sam To Ride On The Back Of His Bike At Rumble And Roll, You Never See Jet Skis Anymore, “I’ve Been Like A Father To You” (But Have You Really…??), The ‘Lick Me Where I Fart’ Lady, Anthony Bourdain Died – Tragic, The Golden Knights Lost, Something Everyone Is ‘Asking For A Friend’, A Kid Who Went To A Sleepover And Tried To Rape His Friend’s Mom, A Big BMMS Fest Announcement Coming On Monday Morning – CAN’T WAIT, Mike From Andolini’s Was In For Free Food Friday, Willy Nilly, The Struggle Is Wheel!!!!!! How Pissed Would You Be If The Food Truck Guy Plowed Through The Fence And Smashed Your Car While You Were At Work??????

HAPPY FRIGGIN' "A" FRIDAY EVE!!! Does Hot Lava Give You The Right To Go Crazy?, We Talked About Dirty Doctors, Eating Raw Squid Can Get You Pregnant, We Talk About The Dating Game Killer, Samantha Bee Apologizes....Sorta, & The Last Living Munchkin Is No Longer Living!!!

Hell Yeah!! HUUUUMP DAAAAYYY!!!! Today We Talked About The End Of The Swimsuit Competition In The Miss America Pageant, Toddlers And Tiaras, The Definition Of ‘Sport’, A Chick That Got Human Crap Dropped On Her Car From A Plane, A Man Who Was Killed By A Shark Bite… To The JUNK, A Woman Who Was Attacked By An Elk, The World’s Highest Paid Athlete, Finding Out Someone Close To You Has Cancer, Things Gimpy Brings To The Show, The Anniversary Of D-Day, An Update On The Corbin Heard In His House – It Was Nothing Sexy, That Dude Who Plans To Swim From Tokyo To Cali, Johnny And Jane In For Rumble And Roll, Stump Sam, Top 5 Songs!!!!!! Who Still Has A Bottle Of CK1??????

Happy Twofer Tuesday!!!! Today We Talked About Corbin’s Sore Funny Bone – Pussy, Testosterone Injections, How Gimpy Slipped On ‘Magical Lottery Ice’ In The Parking Lot, A Dude Who Is Suing CVS For Telling His Wife About His Wiener Pills, A Teacher Who Drowned A Buncha Coons In Front Of His Students, A Group Who Have Been Impersonating Police For Years, Kyler Murray Is Probably Gonna Do A Bo Jackson, Movies About Real Life Killings, Putting A Significant Other’s Name On Your Body - #DUMB, Stuff That Is Always Gonna Cause A Fight, Unnecessary Spending, Listener Emails, To Tell The Truth!!!!!! In What Ways Have You ‘Won The Lottery’??????

Welcome Back From The Weekend!!!! Today We Talked About Freddy – The Guy Who Won The Harley Days Of May – And How Cocky He Was, That Crazy Chick Who Was Yelling At Brady – RACIST, Gimpy’s Dead Dad, A Chick Who Called A Delivery Guy To Come Get Rid Of A Spider, A Woman Who Killed Her Husband For Beating The Cat, A Dude Who Forced His Neighbors To Do His Yardwork, Them Cheatin’ Ass NBA Refs, The Sopranos, Corbin May Have Heard Bigfoot And A Ghost Having A Slap Fight Over His S’mores Cereal, A Dude Who Paid Someone To Kill His Dad, Forgiveness, Shower Time ‘Would You Rather’, The FBI Guy Who Dropped His Gun While Doing A Backflip And Shot Someone – FAKE, Jeff Hensley Stopped By Again, Best And Worst Of The Weekend, Our Listeners Are Awesome!!!!!! How Was Your Weekend??????

Happy Friggin’ A Friday!!!! Today We Gave Away Beer To A Buncha People With 99 Problems!! Talked About Those Mesh Half-Shirts From The ‘80s, Watching Track And Field, Sam Being In The Business Law Academy In School, Stanky Pits, Sesame Street Is Suing Over A Film About Puppet Ejaculation - #WTF, That Big J.R. Smith Mistake In Lastnight’s NBA Finals Game 1, Everyone’s Biggest Problem Right Now, Tax Problems, Finding Out You ARE The Father, Trying To Control The Truth, Willy-Nilly, The Struggle Is Wheel!!!!!! DOES Cockroach Milk Really Taste Like Cow’s Milk??????

Happy Conspiracy Theory Thursday!!!! Today We Talked About How That White NAACP Chick Got Busted For Fraud – Shocker, The Ridiculous Price Of Daycare, Sam Moving Her Parents Into A Treehouse – Probably Gonna Build A Wheelchair Accessible Fort In The Livingroom Too, Cops Offer Free Testing On Contaminated Meth, A Masturbating Man Who Claimed To Be Captain Kirk, A Chick Who Claims She Sat By A Dude Who Masturbated For 5 Hours, All Of Brain Colangelo’s Burner Accounts, NBA Finals Starting Tonight, YouTube Is Just Reality TV On The Internet, Roseanne May Actually Continue Without Her, How We Would Wanna Die, Turns Out That Chick Who Accused Morgan Freeman Of Sexual Misconduct Was Lying, The Girl Who Got Beat Up By Cops On The Beach In Jersey, Brigitte Nielsen Being Pregnant At 54, Stupid People Saying ‘Show Dogs’ Promotes Sexual Assault - #YoureDumb, Conspiracy Theories!!!!!! Might Bonnie And Clyde Have Been Killed Because They Had The Cure For Cancer??????

Hell Yeah!! HUUUUMP DAAAAYYY!!!! Today We Talked About Sweat Bands And How Cheap Corbin’s Grandpa Was, Roseanne Getting Cancelled Over Her Racist Tweet – They Could Have Just Killed Her Off, An Elderly Couple Lost Car For 5 Days, A Crazy Crackhead Who Scared A Bunch Of Kids At A Playground, A Birth Control Recall, Damarious Randall’s Free Jersey Promise, Retaliating Against Exes, A Kid Who Started A Lemonade Stand To Pay For Sick Brother’s Treatments, A Televangelist Who Asked His Congregation To Buy Him A PLANE, A Michigan Mother Who Did Unspeakable Things To Her Baby, Shows That Fell Apart After The Main Character Left The Show, Stump Sam, Top 5 Songs!!!!!! Does Being A ‘Man Of The Cloth’ Necessitate Having A Private Jet??????

Happy Twofer Tuesday, AAAND Welcome Back From The Weekend!!!! Today We Talked About Billy Idol Coming To Town, The Patio Party That Is Happening This Friday – HELL YEAH!, A Video Of Stupid Dogs Sam Loves Just Being Stupid – And Gross, A Tornado Watcher Who Wants His Ashes Shot Into A Tornado,A Dude Who Threw Hot Coffee In A McDonald’s Manager’s Face, A Book About Animal Farts That Became A NY Times Best Seller, The Cavs Winning The Finals – Won’t Beat The Warriors Though, The Perils Of Using Devices That Are Always Listening, That Chick Suspected Of Killing Her 5yr. Old Step-Son, The Shooting At Louie’s In OKC, Best & Worst Of The Weekend, Listener Emails, To Tell The Truth!!!!!! Whose Liver Still Hurts After That Beautiful Memorial Day Weekend We Just Had??????