Valdez comes into the studio on his week off doused in Abercrombie & Fitch cologne.  Drab is in disbelief Valdez was asked to work there when he was younger.  Awadd and Drab give a recap of the P1 Party at JP's house.  We dissect Lurch's lack of gluttony and if it's a possible cause of his depression.  Plus, Drab accuses Cakes of stealing one of his famous stories.

Drab and Valdez pontificate about the Junks' affinity for thermostat settings.  We get an Awadd update from his night out before Thanksgiving.  Spoiler alert! A lady ends up at his apartment.  We also preview the Junkies Holiday/Christmas/Drinking show on December 23rd.  Drab and Adam are disgusted by Valdez wearing used pants.

Bit Season welcomes the first guest of the show: JP Flaim.  JP talks about Still Barking and recaps his appearance at Pot Belly.  Valdez, Drab and Awadd give all you bittys some bonus content and address the elephant in the room.  No, not Adam, but EB angry at the "mocking" from the producers.  Listen to Valdez and Drab contemplate the future of joaning allowed on the show.

Happy Thanksgiving from Valdez, Drab and Awadd!..Listen to Drab and Valdez explain why EB wants to constantly hear Pastor Jacques' story and why he's suspicious of happy people.  Make sure you have plungers handy for the guests using your bathroom during the holiday.  Also, when you're enjoying your dessert, think about Valdez scrolling through Pintrest to make Drab the most perfectly moist cheesecake.

EB has been hounding BDK about his sex life lately.  Awadd agrees to a half mile race against "fatso" Cakes.  Everyone should be rich fading Cakes' parlay picks.  Valdez and Drab are fascinated by Awadd and his Dad's trip to Nashville.  Find out who was more successful hitting on women:  Adam or Moorie.

Drab is back and joins Valdez and Awadd after missing last week's show.  Drab is borderline psycho because he hates bar-b-que, citing it's messiness as the main reason.  The guys love chain restaurants and are not afraid to admit it.  Awadd's outrageous claim that hobbies suchs as "books on tape" are the reason singles are giving up sex

Drab is MIA from episode 9 of Bit Season after fat-shaming himself into a much needed mental health day.  Awadd and Valdez talk about JP's book, "Still Barking" and his emotional announcement Tuesday.  They nitpick the promo picture, the title and speculate if Cakes will actually read JP's second book.  Note:  We needed to use back-up audio at the 21 minute mark.  Please forgive us.  Always blame Awadd for these type of snafus. 

Valdez, Drab and Awadd speculate why EB and Lurch are being Halloweenies and won't wear a costume for Friday's show.  Valdez's Lil' Jon impression is surprisingly decent.  Drab was forbidden to trick-or-treat as a child.  And speaking of childhood, Drab shocks everyone with his horny playground shenanigans during daycare.

Awadd using his radio fame for Wizards tickets but doesn't know how to use it when he's pulled over by the police.  Drab befriends an old lady at the hospital who's watching the Junks TV simulcast.  The guys give you their tilts of the week, and one of Valdez's includes a major change for the show.

Lurch is bribed into listening to this episode.  Has EB joined Jason in being a helicopter parent?  Drab realizes how expensive bowling can be.  There’s a theft at the radio station.  The gang contemplates if their dongs would fit in a Gatorade bottle or be too big, like EB claims.