Black On Both Sides

Episode #67 Kunta got the best gift for Christmas...Love. After years and years of support, he get paid for all of his support in a character building event. This is why I choose not to celebrate any of these corporate driven holidays. I prefer to get my wife and loved ones gifts throughout the year where there is no expectation attached.

Kunta tries to sell me on the idea of Kwanza. All he really does is give me a reason for not celebrating. Do gifts get exchanged during Kwanza? I forgot to ask.

What religious belief do you subscribe to? Kunta finds a way to make fun of it. He has left the many churches behind and taken a more Reverend Ike approach to his existentialism. So much so, that we venture into the lands of alternative history and alien manipulation. I am here for that.

New Year New You #BOBS067

Episode #66 Does anyone still look to oprah for guidance? Anyone black? Not I, said B-Honest. But I did get my show warmup go to the sounds of Amethyst today. I’m up and a sick Kunta is down.

Akon is building a city. Kunta is happy that Black Panther really exists and that we will soon see Wakanda.

Articles of Impeachment will be voted on and Kunta is ecstatic. Kunta feels that this vote is one of formality only. I believe that you can’t turn your back on a hurt animal. 

Kunta is schooling us all on process. So I have no choice but to give him the floor for a major lesson in how the impeachment process really works. However, I feel the need to be more balanced when it comes to history. Will history only see the negative Trump did? Or will we see the positive things as well? 

The Process Of Impeachment #BOBS066

Episode #65 Kunta spent time in Ohio and it’s safe to say he won’t be moving there any time soon. Besides the unremarkable white women, the cities are drab and seem to have no future. 

D Wade comes out and speaks up for the pride he has for his son. Is this for the good of all or the love of his family?

Mayor Pete turned heads when he made an off-brand racial comment about black people’s influences. To battle that  he tries to repair the infraction by doing what any non-aware white person does...he goes to a church and sings with the choir. Will this gain him black votes?

Bloomberg is up front and spending money on ads. But what is he? Democrat, Republican, indie? Unelectable like every other Democratic front runner, if you ask me. If you even consider him a front runner. 

Trump tried to absolve himself from Rudy’s wrongdoings. Will this be enough to keep him in the seat? Trump won’t even show up at the impeachment hearings. Do innocent people hide from the stand? Maybe. 

Nonetheless, Kunta feels like a payment is coming. But not from Trump. WE will be left with the bag. Humanity will pay and it may be at the hands of a slow moving blob over the White House. 

White Man Singing in a Black Man's Choir #BOBS065

Episode #64 Kaep put together his own tryout only after the NFL gave him 3 days to get ready for theirs. Well, that and the fact that they did it on a Saturday. Then revoked all media access. The fix is in. Kaep didn’t make it easy to scout him with his Kunta Kente shirt and aggressive post speech. 

Who is an electable democrat? All of the candidates are unelectable save for Joe Biden. But can he win with his almost racist past?

Kunta takes time to lay out why the Ukraine is of the utmost importance to the success of the rest world not named Russia. Kunta breaks down the hearings and proves how tone deaf Trump is to the whole thing. This is evidenced by his real-time live tweet threatening a former ambassador. 

Trump is Hard of Hearings #BOBS064

Episode #63 Did you know that LeBron has a lace front? Maybe he doesn’t, but if it isn’t that please explain what you saw in Friday’s game?

The United States’ favorite ambassador to the Ukraine has decided to go on record and basically say that Trump did that S*&%…All that S*&%. He has text messages and phone calls to aid in his testimony. No one is shocked. But how much do you actually need to get this show going?

Storm the halls, you say? Who needs a security clearance when you have pizza and live Twitter? Republicans decided that they should not be kept out of a “Democratic” hearing and damn the rules…They showed up with cell phones and non-security badges to a location that requires the highest level of security and no phones. They picketed and protested delaying the hearing. They were there so long that hunger crept in. So they ordered pizza.

Can the DOJ investigate the DOJ? IF you didn’t like the findings of the Mueller Report, there may be some light at the end of your tunnel. But does it matter anymore?

At the end of the day, the fund have yet to be released to the Ukraine and we are increasing our distrust among allies…including Turkey who is currently sitting on 14 our our nukes.

Delivering Pizza To The Secret Hearing #BOBS063