🚢 We’re baaaack! Join Kat & Leo as we dive headfirst into the November Bliss Swinger Cruise, where 6,600 spicy souls turned up for the Super Bowl of swinging! In Part 1 of our juicy 3-part series, we’re spilling ALL the tea—from unleashing our wild unicorn to uncovering the dirty little secret no one talks about: rejection. Yep, even on a floating orgy, it can feel like a middle school dance all over again.

We also tackle the real question: is the $$$$ drink package worth it, or are there ways to outsmart the booze police and BYOB? We’re spilling all the secrets! Whether you’re living your 11/10 fantasy like us or ending the cruise at a 4/10, one thing’s for sure—this trip is a once-in-a-lifetime adventure... Grab your drink, get cozy, and let’s set sail!

🍦 Dive in and enjoy every spoonful of our super candid newbie journey as we go from vanilla…to 69 flavors! Always hilarious, unhinged, bite-size and commercial-free!

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🔥 *BRAND NEW* blog page ---> check out fun links & more! Bliss Swinger Cruise Review: Unleashing Our Wild Unicorn

🔥 CONFUSED on Swinger Lingo? Check out Kat's new ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Swinger Dictionary⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠!

🔥 *NEW* Spotify Playlist - Sexy Songs: Vanilla Swingers After Dark - Ready to misbehave? 😉 This is the short version of the playlist we vibe to in the bedroom. Press play and let’s get into some trouble!

🔥 *NEW* Spotify Epic Playlist - Vanilla Swingers EPIC Playlist - Our go-to rendezvous banger—130+ tracks of pure filthy, flirty, and fire. If this playlist could talk, it would moan.

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