Alice and Rose are full of whiskey and feeling frisky in this risqué and revealing ep. Find out the origins of Alice's laugh, which Myers Briggs group the gals are AND which streaming speaker is the best for playing the sound of a rainy day while you pleasure yourself. Also an exploration of the relative attractiveness of celebrity chefs!

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Welcome to a very special crossover event featuring the financially intertwined (and definitely not friends) hosts of Boners of The Heart AND The Male Gayz, bickering in one room together. Sponsors are out, Winona Ryder's acting abilities are in and Rose will not be attending Alice’s funeral. Secret hallways, sex on trampolines and a very special phone call await you.

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A couple of beers accompany this here episode of Alice Snedden trying to sell you shakti mats. Both Boners gals are salivating over Jane Lynch, St Vincent, Kate McKinnon and other ladies that'd do stuff with. The Matafan vs Snedhead fued is making a come back and a deep dive on whether or not the pair would bone Marc Maron in the 1970s?

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Recorded in front of a live audience in Melbourne, Alice and Rose ask what's the best relief for period pain; Whether there's anyone worse than James Cordon and what The Clam is. Then it's off to assess some Aussie hotties or notties.

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Alice's stand up show is in Auckland this week
Rose has aded a date to her Auckland show this week too

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Recorded in front of a live Auckland audience, Rose and Alice have sourced an array of potential boners to discuss including but not limited to: The Wiggle, members of 1D, currently serving justices on the US Supreme Court and, the Star Wars universe. Turns out Alice can't handle losing at arcades (or possibly just seeing women succeed around her) and there's a phone call from a special guest!

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It's time to pit two successful women against each other for a pop show down special: Comparing the past lovers of Taylor Swift and Katy Perry.
Rose is saying some pretty contentious stuff and Alice is keen to take her comments out of context. Alice is again attempting to explain the rules of Rapid Fire: Hot or Not and it is, once again, a bloody nightmare. The episode quickly devolves into an extended chat about the voice of comedians in an age of Trump before returning to some Bonerific musings on Russell Brand and Orlando Bloom and a pretty bad story about Tom Hiddleston.

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Alice's Melbourne show is here and her NZ show is here
Rose's Melbourne show is here and her NZ show is here

Rose and Alice ARE BACK, BBs! In an ep recorded several months ago and surfacing just now, Alice (live from New York!) is upset about her terrible Uber rating and Rose is eating dinner exclusively inside UK Ikea stores now. There's confusion about how exactly is sponsoring the Times Up movement and seriously misguided attempts at feminism at the Golden Globes. Also, screw only children (jk, love you all) and then it's Seinfeld is back on the menu!

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In what was originally intended to be two epsiodes spanning Christmas and New Year, listen as Rose and Alice arrive at the conclusion in real time that this should be a single episode. Of course, we lead with apologies to you, the dear Boners listener for the accidental hiatus. Alice has been having singing lessons. Rose has reading up on women cumming (though not herself). Cameron Diaz is f***ing a car. It's all in there. Seasons greetings.

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Alice has bought some new period underwear and Rose cracks out a set at the Hollywood Bowl, live on the podcast. There’s another patented Snedden sex dream and this one is a doozy. We find out how much money it would take for Rose to have sex with Donald J Trump and then at some point, it's actual Boner time. This episode’s themed Hot Yes list features the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Frankenstein's Monster, Samara. There's also a (possibly) one-off Who Would You Have A Beer With featuring the world's most famous serial killers. Then Alice just starts yelling and upset Rose.
All in all, a top ep.

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This Boners opens with Alice coming pretty close to getting punched by Rose after a few attempts at some accents that don't land particularly well. Then it's on to the real issues: ISIS' marketing woes, how cafes should treat supporters of Hitler and most importantly; Boy Bands. It's a subject close to the gals' hearts, and for many women, their first boners of the heart growing up. From Nsync to Blue and even 5ive and Franz Ferdinand - there's a lot of rating and ranking to do.

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