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Alice and Rose have intended to throw down on war heroes but the theme is (once again) quickly disregarded to dig into Rose's potential hypochondria/lupus and Alice's sexual attraction to Julia Roberts. Matafans and Snedheads gather round because your hosts are also rating each other as people. This itself, is quickly railroaded by a deep dive into Shania Twain's bio which is truly, incredibly sad. Enjoy!

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Rose and Alice are back and by their own admission, this isn't their best work. In this week, your pals discuss the horrificness of famed a'hole John Cleese and ponder whether the pair have been missed while on podcast hiatus. Alice has obtained a new TV and dish washer, meanwhile Rose discovered time travel and has had a set of bored older people attend her live comedy shows at Edinburgh. Kate Winslet is a recent addition to the sh*t list and someone doesn't know both Biff (Back To The Future) and HAL (2001). Find out who in this exciting return Boner ep!

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An episode filled with animus, unknown body liquids on leather seats and Rose and Alice going at it harder than ever before. Snedden claims to have an inhumanly acute sense of smell and Matafeo isn't going to take that BS. A rousing round of Hot or Not follows a stupid amount of time digging through the rulebook of the old game and frankly, it gets a bit abusive toward the end. Enjoy.

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Oh god, what is going on with Alice's back pain? Most likely endometriosis, surely. Rose gets stuck into her favourite websites this episode and there is some truly dark entries. But then it's on to the big questions; How old is too old to have kids? Are children simply a personal vanity project anyway? Would you want your offspring to be hotter than you? Also, a fantastic new caller enters the fray. And you can call him Al.

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Wimbledon 2017 has died down but the boners rage on, with Alice and Rose spilling the deets on their favourite tennis playing crushes. Alice speaks on her love of hairy/angry men of the court, the girls figure out if Enrique Iglesias' small penis is #fakenews and in a BoTH first, Rose sheds actual genuine tears while retelling an Oprah makeover video she saw on YouTube.

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This week the girls choose which movie villains make them weak at the knees/pussies. Alice discusses her attraction to a Charlie's Angels era Crispin Glover, while Rose goes quite deep into a relationship fantasy with Hans Gruber from Die Hard. Hot-Yes and Hot-Not is back (along with all updated rules) and Rose receives a letter midway through this podcast (not an exciting one).

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Rose and Alice are back after a hiatus to chat about getting wrinkles and starting neighbouring Bed n Breakfasts by the sea. Also blood in stool, how do you deal with that? Possibly not how Alice did! Author Fran Lebowitz, actor Catherine Keener, perennial activist Susan Sarandon and Mexico's most hated daughter; who among them would Snedden and Matafeo settle down with? Only one way to find out. And that is wading through this almost hour long catch up ep.

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Rose and Alice are back, floating a pretty explicit sound women everywhere should be using to signify their appreciation of a good lookin man. Alice doesn't know how to ask for a butt massage but boy, does she need one. And the fight of the hour is: architecture enthusiast Brad Pitt v the evergreen Robert Redford. Undercard match: Sex and The City v Sex in The City.

Trailer: The Worst Idea of All Time

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No attempt at a description could do this epiosde justice so just enjoy a very sauced Alice and Rose talking about stage actors and their buttholes.

Trailer: Walk Out Boys

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Recorded live in Q Theatre in Central Auckland, this episode was taped hot off of Rose reading a pretty mixed review for her Comedy Festival show. NZ comedy darling Madeleine Sami sits down with her and Alice to council Rose on this review and then discuss the comparative sexual proess of the cast of the TV series FRIENDS.

Trailer: The Male Gayz

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