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Ya girls are back in a Freaky Firday switcharoo where Alice is to the Pro and Rose is causing trouble! They're discussing dead dudes they'd like to bone and no tomb is left untouched as the pair traverse talents from Jim Morrison to James Gandolfini, Paul Walker to Paul Newman. Enjoy and please don't report us to the authorities. It's all meant with love.

Trailer: The Worst Idea of All Time

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Hello listener! We hope you've had a happy new year and are looking forward to bringing you more Boners for 2017 but for right now, here's a sample of some of the other shows you may not have heard yet...

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Trigger warning: There are Home Improvement spoilers in this episode. Also: Please note this was recorded before Alan Thicke passed away.
Sitcom daddies are in the burning hot spotlight of Rose and Alice this week. Kicking off with a rapid fire Hot or Not of TV Dads, the pair get offtrack almost instantly before comparing the sexy merits of Jim Belushi (According To Jim era) v Elliott Gould (Friends era). The perils of gambling and a call from Janet round off a ep so intense, you’ll want the producer to leave the room!

Trailer: Walk Out Boys

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Elliott Gould, Steve Buscemi, Pierce Brosnan's eyes - oh boy! It's an old man extravaganza with the gals this week. Rose has her first period in AGES and cat posters are telling her to burn her apartment building down, cool eh?! Her and Alice discuss the critical flaw with the male pill: You have to trust men to tell the truth about it and the gals establish some rules for approaching parenthood. Also, what every teenage girl should be taught (1. masturbation 2. buy a viberator on your 16th birthday) plus Alice's conflicted relationship with porn and the girls' need for free range adult films.

Trailer: The Male Gayz

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Rose is concerned she may be murdered during the recording of this podcast and Alice is grapling with her rage issues. A declaration of war against another Little Empire podcast is announced and a discussion on the sexual habits of the elderly ensues. But ultimately, this is a show dedicated to the hotness of The Obamas. Please enjoy.

Trailer: The Worst Idea of All Time

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Your girls are BACK, BABIES! Season Three kicks off by returning to the Boner roots - human beings that Rose and Alice would like to bone. This week, political targets. Former US Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney, US Speaker of the House Paul Ryan, that teacher from Glee (OK, not 100% political). Also up for discussion - Does this podcast pass the Bechdel Test yet? Has Alice been brainwashed by the feminist agenda and what crazy diet is she on? How did Rose get on when trying to befriend some random Chicagoans? (Spoiler: not well). If you're favourite pair of self-esteem challenged podcast hosts bringing you the good word in the world of Boning.

Trailer: Worst Idea of All Time

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In this final episode of the Boners of The Mind season, Rose and Alice are sharing their greatest fears on the poddy. Heights, air travel, dogs, regretting not having kids, regretting HAVING kids - It's all there. We also are privy to Rose's mum's celebrity crush, Alice's extensive medical history and a lot of talk about anuses. Shout outs to Harry Styles, the team who made Bridesmaids and the concept of farting one's self to death.

Trailer: The Worst Idea of All Time

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After an unintended interruption in the flow of episodes, ya gals are back. Rose is hot out the gate with a big ol’ sleepy humble brag before launching into insecurities she has with her face. In an ill-considered move for the audio podcast, there’s a lot of analysis about our hosts’ faces look like while smiling. Alice proudly wears the mantle of being described as ‘intimidating’ while leader of the Matafans makes her choice between being seen as ineffective or angry. Shout outs to Lara Flynn Boyle, Calista Flockhart and Cher – plus a drop in phone call from Joey!

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Alice attempts desparately to hold in a fart while trying to match Rose's vocal range (both singing and accent work). The gals are looking for Australians who've been fingering their girlfriend at a bar. Is that you? Call now! Rose and Alice move into more high brow territory to discuss the possibility of gas effecting serious court decisions (To Kill A Mocking Bird) and great speeches (both MLK and Lincoln). Plus the myriad issues of Ted Bundy's good looks.
We al get a bit smarter from some case law via Alice a very scary story to boot.
We interrupt this podcast recording to bring you A MURDERER AT THE DOOR (maybe). Rose and Alice then get so grimmed out by all the murder talk that they transition into chats about high school, teenaged boozing and also, childhood boozing.

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How are your nipples? No time for that because we have some huge philosophical questions to discuss. And by discuss, we of course mean mangle the articulation of and proceed to veer wildly off track from answering. Here's what is important though; We shouldn't be listening to Ayn Rand, Rose will kill Subway employees given half a chance and Alice would love to open an anarchic village bakery. Also, a in this ep, Philosophy Lightning Round featuring Bill Gates wallet and pig whipping.

Trailer: The Male Gayz

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