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Welcome to this live episode of Boners of The Heart recorded live in Auckland's Basement Theatre, live. There's a bunch of great visual gags, several phone call and a whole bunch of audience suggested boners to assess. So let's get to it!

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Rose and Alice are back to ID-checking the age appropriateness of their TV crushes as they explore the teen heart throb laiden world of the Archie Comics inspired Netflix series, Riverdale. Also in this ep; leaving a legacy through Instagram, much more gas-lighting and a phone call from a time travelling Rose Matafeo. Lots of chatter about death plus a brand new game to find out who the leaders of the Snedhead and Matafan Armies would bone!

Trailer: The Male Gayz

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This is Quality Content. Recorded in a hotel room in Melbourne, Rose is sick and Alice is concerned she keeps beating up on successful women. Amongst the angst and sniffles, the gals chat about the unmistakable greatness of Toni Collette, the strange allure of Steve Busscemi in a backbrace, and run through a not-so-rapid fire round of Hot or Not of stand up comedians. Plus Alice has a fab story of a man crapping his pants on the D Floor. A+ stuff, really.

Trailer: Walk Out Boys

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An amazing one-off Little Empire event, live from Melbourne - Rose and Alice join forces with Tim and Guy from The Worst Idea of All Time to watch the Zac Efron movie WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS and talk about in front of 150 paying strangers.

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The fight club is: EVERYONE IS WELCOME. Alice and Rose spend an extended amount of time discussing who would win in a physical fight between the pair and things get HEATED. Rose celebrates someone else's celebration of her feet, and to be clear, that's in a fetishy kind of way. Matthew Broderick, John Stamos, Scott Baio, Michael J Fox are pawed over and Alice delves into scientology. This some dicey content on this one, get while it while the takes are hot.

Trailer: The Worst Idea of All Time

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Welcome to Trump's Podcast, sponsored by Breitbart.com and the rest of the Alt Right. Hot or Not is a disaster straight out the gate, the girls are at each other’s throats but Nat King Cole almost brings the girls together (but doesn't). Rose and Alice compete for title of Most Powerful Ovaries before heading into the real meat of this ep – a 4 way phone call with Rod Stewart and Michael Bublé.

Trailer: Walk Out Boys

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There's a bit of passive agressive energy coming in early on this one, folks. Rose is feling very depressed after a night of drinking, Alice is terrified after catching herself topless in the mirror. A new host drops into the show by the name of Steph or Margo or Ronda or something. Eventually, your #1 gals discuss the relative merits of late night talk hosts and David Letterman's intern intercourse.

Trailer: The Worst Idea of All Time

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A live episode recorded at the Poddy Fest 2017 in Auckland's Backbeat bar. Featuring Male Gay(z) Eli Mathewson and Rose live (at the time) via Skype on her birthday! The girls get to quiz a real life boy on what a real life boner feels like. Eli joins the Hot or Not, Yes or No, Magnetic or Shamgatic Rapid Fire Round and Alice recounts celebrity stalking stories including waiting outside Lady Gaga's hotel. Rose gets inspired and puts black tape on her boobs, Gaga-style. Plus What is up with Chris Martin's wardrobe and who did Alanis Morriset go down on in a movie?

Trailer: The Male Gayz

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Originator of Fake News herself, Alice Snedden is joined by Musical expert and pro-lonely person Rose Matafeo to dissect their fav musical crushes. We've got Egyptian hottie Omar Sherif. We're got the epic tush of Gene Kelly. Discussions of sleeping with David Attenborough don't go as expected and there's a chance to sympathise with the No. 1 #SneddHead (Rose) via a charming a ancedote about f'ing up going to a live musical in London's West End with a friend.

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Oh boy, grab your rosary beads and say your Hail Marys because this is one seriously blasphemous boner! Featuring phone calls from the big guy upstairs Herself(I guess) and questions about Jesus' net worth. Rose is trying to pash the Virgin Mary at a house party and we're all going to hell. Enjoy.

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