This cake was made at staggeringly slow speeds by rapidly aging men under a moonlit sky with the lifespan of one day. Pardon the icing if it's all over the place, for it is difficult to keep grip as you lose consciousness. Consume while spinning throughout the warm Galaxy of Goatse. Jimothy hasn't slept in many moons and he's slaphappy. Manbeast has risen; finally he speaks and blows the boys away with his Skyrim shout. Ham-Bone joins the Dying Committee. Aging approached with defeatism. Wired phones and the boring nostalgic carousel. Stuck on repeat, ya f*cka! Ham-Bone breaks Jimothy's brain with a question of Japanese culture. Manbeast is the holy deity to Centaurs. Chris Hansen & Insane Clown Posse go after Dahvie Vanity. Chris Hansen screams WHOOP WHOOP as a show of solidarity towards the clowns (what is this planet). Manbeast presents an interesting theory and Ham-Bone presents the world's largest poo via skateboard. The boys expose Ham-Bone to the horror of Goatse. A lovely speech from pops. Trapt is still a thing? Their new album bombs horribly on week one. Sampson is a juggalo-bubby and gets so excited he cries. Sampson swears the braincake boys are his best friends. Jimothy's imagination gets questioned. The Garden of Eden has shrooms and Walmart. Weather and windows, the death of youth. Jimothy goes an entire show without antagonizing the audience; gotta end while you're ahead! HOSTS: Jimothy, Ham-Bone, Jer, MANBEAST.

This cake is hot and steamy for you, dude. Shit Impossible; A horror movie about constipation for the anally retentive. Sigmund Freud was a weird dude. Philosophers from the past and Gunboi's brain is full of Greece. Don't interrupt the human database of knowledge. What is evil? Anyone who cheats in Monopoly isn't your friend. Vibrating controllers with Vibro-Balls for the testicularly challenged. Trying to sleep in Infomercial Hell led by George Lopez at 3:00am. Pop-up Videos and NOW MUSIC. Jimothy the Scrooge, but at least he loves the color blue. Gunboi makes the connection as to how Manbeast is the father of rape-horses (Centaurs). Nymphs need love and so do forest ridden spirits. Ff9 is a slippery slope to either Furries or Anime. Miss Rona creating alcoholics and relapsing addicts. Jimothy and Gunboi are exposed to Country Rap because Kiwi is soulless. Gunboi plays devil's advocate for country rap and Jimothy rages. Rappers saying 'tough titty'. The boys remember Kevin Hart being over the top at a past Comedy Central Roast, among other Roast chatter. Snoop & Martha, Ozzy & Cash = homies. Cassowaries, Emus, Geese, and the weird ass Platypus. The SuboxScene. Kiwi plugs his own gear. A friendly reminder this podcast isn't about baking. Kiwi and Gunboi share torment from deez-nuts. Liberating violence and smothering a man with chloroform in front of a mass audience while dressed in a hairy muscle suit. Cum-vaping and cumbox. Goatse in the sea of shock content. One Priest One Nun! Chick poop and dude poop. ---HOSTS: Kiwi, Jimothy, Gunboi

This cake was hastily fashioned in the form of Betty White's head, covered in centaur blood infused icing, and dashed with ashes and Cajun flavoring. We're all getting hitched and ditched in a ditch at Castle Ham and we're all donuts. Jimothy pisses on the memory of One Guy One Horse dude once more. The theme park called 2020, we need to sue the owners. Reanimating the corpse of Ernest (Jim Varney). Fun neighbors and throwing a cast of dead celebrities together as the Dead Actors Guild. Dry-Erase dongs, creepy principals, flaming toilets, deer heads and EXPLOSIONS! Revived actors in Mortal Kombat and Ric Flair transcends time and space. Aye man, my house is haunted and Wario won't stop over there in the corner. Actors turning old and hair mayo. My spouse smells like beans. Rodney Cajun Dangerfield! Ham-Bone enlightens Jimothy on Houdini seances and dead-ass bodies. PS5? No, that's a Nintendo. The show ends with a surprise drop-in from the mythical Random Hero to blow Jimothy's mind to the point of show closure. ----HOSTS: Jimothy & Ham-Bone (special appearance by Random Hero!)

This cake was baked on Sunset Boulevard in the North Pole during Christmas time in July by this trio of hooligans. The boys let their imaginations run stupid in the very strange recipe that led to this audio cake. Santa is on the hunt for brain; madness ensues. The jolly fat man is smellin' ripe as hell and scoping his naughty and nice list. How do we destroy this monster when he knows when we're asleep and awake? Ahh, 96 degrees at night is so cool! Brock will take a bite out of a stranger. Jimothy disrespects the world with his pun and Jer pleas against the cancel culture for his sake. Taking yourself out of your natural environment to live in the most extreme temperatures that are actually inhabited by humans. No one wants to grow up being known as the kid whose face was on birth control ads. Terry the friend slams disturbing amounts of peanut butter sandwiches. Comfort in a vomit bed. Looking back at the gore/death websites, and the earliest exposure the boys had in their lives to them. Brock's Socks in a Box! Hell for Certain? Meth Mountain? N.A.R.C., the video game. Chatting the idea of NC-17 video games and game realism. The creeps playing ball with their virtual sons. What exactly are the elves up to? Santa must be ended by any means! To the North Pole! ----HOSTS: Brock, Jimothy, Jer

This cake of vague freedoms was delicately crafted by friendly demon neighbors and cancelled by the toothless lovers of suboxone on Independence Day. Satan and his cousin are tired of being frozen in Hell. Jim's irrational fear of floating. Steve-O in Public Relations. Holy firework stands in Wal-Mart parking lots. The boys hypothesis a bizarre prison scenario. Sampson makes his first appearance to harass Kiwi. A rare brain injury that causes accent changes. Kiwi LOVES spelunking and cupcakes. If it were socially acceptable to just be as rude as possible. Seppuku is coming to the western world of television; hosted by the corpse of Adam West! Urkel picks a fight with Death. Artists that operate in multiple bands/groups. The boys discuss what they could suffer through and review for the listeners. Master money makin' clowns. Earlier days of YouTube! Onision; a random look at the YouTuber and the disturbing allegations that Chris Hansen has been looking into involving him. The horrendous music genre of Crunkcore and someone within it that is also in Mr. Hansen's cross-hairs. Blood on the Dance Floor lyrics (a reading by Jimothy). JennaMarbles and the absolute mess that is Cancel Culture. Never befriend a man whom has ill intent with cacti. The boys go full horse dick and discuss a classic shock video (One Guy One Horse) in abhorrent detail. Centaurs are an abomination in braincake lore. ---HOSTS: Kiwi & Jimothy

This cake was ran across a floor covered in butter being carried by Chance the Rapper after he had five energy drinks. A grassroots podcast growing grass in a building growing for a podcast; the boys talk the show itself. I just take my medicine like I'm spose to. Gunboi and Kiwi randomly chat up some basketball. Classic music and the clusterfuck that is 2020.; thanks Old Town Road! Music on my hips and in my mouth. Talk of older generations and looking at today's generations. The broken system that is U.S. healthcare. The purposeful addictive nature of app notifications. Don't give Chance the Rapper energy drinks and don't let Gunboi sleepwalk through airports. Mental health. Gunboi's thyroid is cold again. When everything comes to a head. Diving deep into favorite desserts and Dairy Queen. Can we eat corn together? Burgers, coyotes, and komodo dragons, oh my! The preacher for pollen creatures and the meanie calling for their eradication. Panhandling for listens on the side of the road. ----HOSTS: Kiwi & Gunboi

This cake was baked by a violently snoring man caught in a sleep storm. This cake was put out on the shelves on February 29th (leap year). The boys talk self driving vehicles. Manbeast wakes up for sexual activity and Jackass stunt barbarity. Quit licking the floor! Jimothy ate concrete cake and tasted Darwinism. Random and brief Rona chatter. The show slowly falls apart as one camera dies. We feel and worship Kiwi. Old WWE Network rumors. Events of the past you wouldn't wanna be at and the boys share some random stories. Jer introduces cummies. Facial hair and fashion choices. Ham-Bone can't sit still. Ham-Bone shares his side of life not having social media. Leaks of personal information and various technology chatter! Manbeast snores away the boys podcasting dreams into purgatory with louder and louder pertrusive ferocity. The boys try to sneak out so they can let the soothing sounds of the beast take you sleepy-land. ----HOSTS: Jer, Jimothy, Ham-Bone

This cake was extraordinarily moist due to the tears of Kiwi. Smothered in blood and served up by Rosie Jetson, this special cake tastes exactly like plastic and iron. Consume with mild hesitation. Introductions and announcements (for once)! Jimothy or Gunboi, who is the bigger heel? Brock Lesnar is the greatest gift to braincake and other wrestling chatter. A fun set of coincidences related to the show name. Brock shares some of his experiences with jujitsu. Loving your sex doll so much you propose to it, twas funny until it was sad. Margo can't walk, but damn her plastic surgery is on point. Rosie Jetson pioneering robot porn. Tentacle porn and the uses for a detached dong. Jesse Ventura and Jesse Ventura talk numerous subjects with each other; Kiwi's personal Hell becomes real. Alex Jones crashed the party again and started choking cheerleaders. Gunboi presents a suspicion of some bizarre evil-doings. Brock Lesnar is a farming Dracula for weeaboos. Swapping vocal chords and theories of the existence of souls (or lack thereof). Jimothy calls out Gunboi on his recent sheriff incident. Remembering public indoor smoking and buffets. Food City, Starbucks, and being the guy with the laptop. The Jesse Ventura Twins come back once more to ruin Kiwi's night. ----HOSTS: Kiwi, Gunboi, Jimothy, Brock

This cake was made with freshly laid eggs from a Phoenix, the Skunk-Ape, and Jimothy. All those eggs were vigorously beaten with positivity by Brock and Jer. The fellas attempt to be happy and positive for once. Cartoons and spoiled budgies. Brock is practically interviewed about gardening and karate chopping neighbors away from his tomatoes. Crows don't speak English and snakes don't need wings. The being known as Skunk-Ape and his glowing head sized egg babies. Jimothy antagonizes the audience and pleas for Kiwi. Brock's emotional status gets interrogated. The boys talk hypotheticals of what would be some good/bad video games to have to be in a real life simulation of. Can too much VR warp your perception of reality? Brock is deemed 10/10 and his squawk is 11/10. Does a Phoenix need sex? Being on fire in the Garden of Eden. Keep stayin' alive and keep the nukes away from Ghandi! Jimothy enjoys the word kamikaze and he lays eggs; Jer won't accept him and threats of legal action ensues. Consume. Consume. Don't plug the Jimothy. ---- HOSTS: Jimothy, Jer, Brock