The cake was baked with Halloween flavors. Watch for razor blades, this cake will hurt you. For the spooky season, the boys invite you to join them in a torturous watch-along of Chronicles of the Dark Carnival; an ultra failed miniseries presented by the Insane Clown Posse. Grab some popcorn and a throw up bin; you might need it. Happy watching! Happy suffering! ---HOSTS: Kiwi, Jimothy, MANBEAST

This cake was delicately prepared by the creamy tips of a deceased pocast of internet's past. The contents were not made following a recipe. The taste is nostalgic! Jimothy and Jer's birds make their presence known to the world. Excitable birbos and roommates that eat bowls of vomit. History repeating itself, even if it involves shock content. A note to myself if I survive. August Alzheimer's. Delayed introductions from the boys. JnJ was engulfed by Kiwis planned podcasting global dominance. Dolly Parton wants to show you her body for her birthday; do not deny her. Jimothy's awful pun meets a lack of approval. Attempting to close Pandora's Box and wondering when it opened. A holy dead-eyed man urinates on a plane with a passenger in the way. Adapting to mass surveillance and totally spooky tracker chips, dude! Human larva, feather prisons, and dying defectives. No more kids unless you have kids, damn it! Jimothy tries to convince Jer to participate in Bean-boozled. Finally, a new Crash Bandicoot! Various video game controller talk. Innocent party hosts finding this podcast. Removing data and dicks from my pickled necrotic corpse-skull. The apocalypse is both suspenseful and irritating. Pay money for my porn, bro. Jimothy continues to prove he knows nothing about cinema. Glitched out of reality. They took my family! ----HOSTS: Jer & Jimothy (JnJ)

A candy coated cake carefully concocted by astronauts. This cake will have you howling at the moon like Kurt Angle after tapping out some vampires. Halloween wetness and tombstone tapping. Adam is spooked by Jimothy's lack of traditional halloween movies. Corny referees a match between China and Ventura. Buttchuggin' on the planets axis. Hexing from home and possums with banjos. F**king Plank. Jimothy doesn't want you to come to his home. Baked goods for trick or treating?! Suckers, gum, and whatnot. Mocking a televised rat. Creepy candy givers and condemning touchy people. Ham-Bone and Jimothy have an error in communication. Jimothy doesn't like anything and confuses himself. Lanterns on the highway to purgatory. Swimming in a blood river at the mouth of hell. All these Intestines, so little time! Reminiscing about the PSP. The boys fall back into candies. The dangling doom of Bean-boozled looms. Kurt Angle tappin' out trick-or-treaters for wanting sweets. More candy! Trying to chain up Manbeast and The Bone of Ham. Even more candy! Returning products not the same as they originally were. The horror of horehound. Jimothy and his runts. Rules of trick-or-treating? Bernie's unruly Halloween plans involving the White House are fun for all. Fried Shit. Jimothy randomly shows a piece of art. Picking Ham-Bone's brain about his recent marriage. Peanut Butter Shrimp'n'Beans. Blowing out your teeth with altoids. The boys lose video feed. Forced Fin. ----HOSTS: Ham-Bone & Jimothy

A psychic would never be able to see the aftermath of eating this delicious cake. This cake was made at a nudist festival by many a magician. The taste is unpredictable! Cakes shaped like brains. Blue haired lesbians and Hot Dogs. Creepy doorbell footage and nefarious drones! Jim Cornette's hate for Dairy Queen. Donnieboi is feeling just fine? The depressing Rona. A look at the abhorrence that is slavery. History under your feet. Put down the weed, sir! 1-800-SAVEMYSOUL with PSYCHICS. The boys dive into enjoyment of various magics together. The strangeness of ouija boards. A self fulfilling prophecy of a death at Captain D's. Gunboi continues to promote cigarettes for his "friends". Kiwi admits to stealing Jimothy's two lighters that Jimothy has been missing. Sipping the warmth of cosmic tea. Twisted Sister and cosmic little people. Cannibal taste preference. The boys isolate little people to the point of having them march to their homes to protest braincake. Gunboi exacts a sweet dose of deez nuts for Kiwi. ----HOST: Kiwi & Gunboi

A cake concocted in chaos; this one will have you dancing with your friends until you all faint. This may taste like lint and jam. Kiwi and Jimothy drop October plans for the cake. The yelping ghost dog. Cursing babies on planes on the way to Zimbabwe. Jimothy learns something about Rhett and Link while the boys instigate him. The suggestive pie. Bean-bam-boozled. The Joe-Rogan-Counter. Goosebumps and banned animation. Trying to punish Little Jimmy by taking his electronics. Posting hate comments on MDMA. Some Hunter Thompson chatter. The boys are briefly confused over Nevada. The herbal Australian backstabber. An evil floating G. The guilty pleasure of campy stuff. Jack Black has become Wonderboy. Naming (bawitdaba?) bald people for some reason. The tiniest squeak for Halloween costumes. The Romans of Old and Salem Witch Trials come crashing in on the boys. The bizarre once documented Dancing Mania. Sweating yourself to death. Bernie Sanders and Jesse Ventura arm wrestle the country of China to avenge the world. A tummy shaped like a jelly donut. Gunboi's plan for positive uses of having a volcanic asshole. R.L. Stein is what he writes. HOSTS: Kiwi, Gunboi, Jimothy

Jimothy drops an update for the curious. No cake is to be served this week. Fresh cake will resume it's normal baking October the 8th. Gonna get spoopy round here! Also, congrats to Ham-Bone on his marriage!

The bakery can't even lie about this cake, it's gross and full of former foods. It's viscosity is only thickened by the bile that welds it together. Whispering seductively into the listeners ears and planting the seeds for Sampson's impending doom. Random tattoo advice and collective ass-kissing for tattooists. The closed caption/subtitles life. Watching Jesus getting beaten in Passion of the Christ with your family. Wholesome! A female bigfoot and Jeff Foxworthy's bloody overlordish reign with his 5th graders. The worst Larry the Cable Guy impressions ever. Awful tattoos. Imitating dumb things on tv (Beavis & Butthead, Jackass, Dudesons). Kids of Jackass. The self destructive and mean-spirited world of Dirty Sanchez (the most insane stunt movie on Earth). A thrill ride gets nasty for a dude in a Mumford and Sons shirt. Revenge porn, minus porn. Casual and extreme vomiting for a random lady and Gunboi. Ruining the word froth. Some disturbing sexy sounds for your earholes. Sampson comes to say hi to Kiwi and gets met with passive threats of death. Sampson talks trash about Brock behind his back. Calling the whore express and Kiwi calls for show closure. ----HOSTS: Kiwi & Jimothy

This cake is beyond burnt and is dark to the core. Consume this cake; but don't eat it if you're at a Joe Rogan stand-up show; just stand up and start running away instead! The boys are trapped in a perpetual time loop; doomed to deconstruct and prepare the same cake over and over until their sentence has been served. Charred foods. Marshmallows and Autumn. Vacationing during the apocalypse because its uber cheap! Jesse Ventura comes in to disparage and offend everyone with a theory on the death of Anthony Bourdain. Ventura throws around lawsuits left and right and continues to spit on the dead. Kiwi has a brainfart and Jimothy reintroduces the show. Household captivity and door-2-door riots. Vultures munching on numbed, marshmallow skinned humans. Rafiki knows de wai. Jimothy introduces the show again. Some good ole fashioned mass sacrifice and genocide. The fascination of isolated tribes that still exist without outside human contact. Playing God against extinction. Laughing yourself to death; what was so funny? Joe Rogan's standup comedy literally knocks em dead and his blood-lust cannot be controlled. Battle tested Bernie Sanders calls out the limb-ripping Joe Rogan for a MMA bout. The Presidential Wrestling Federation is coming to a colony near you! The PWF is CAN'T MISS TELEVISION! Jimothy introduces the listeners once again with marshmallows. Combining coffee and Swiss Miss hot chocolate. Puking in various locations; sometimes with your dad pointing out your misfortune to his friends. Mary's free ride tickets come at a cost. Heroin toes, Siri Parrots, and Jimothy introduces the show again and the boys realize this episode is cursed. Redneck high schoolers cutting trees to block roads to dodge school. Venturaland! Carole Baskin to be on Dancing with the Stars. Jer tempts fate by wanting to own extremely dangerous animals. Exotic cat prices. Ham-Bone offends Kiwi over sloths. Jimothy tries to tell the boys about the snail that is always after you (and butchers it completely). ----HOSTS: Kiwi, Jer, Jimothy, Ham-Bone

Big Tony worked awful hard on this here cake, and it has rich potential to fuck your gran-gran up. You want menthol or fentanyl cigs? Defending long hair in a culture that frowns on it. Kiwi suspects Gunboi is affiliated with the Mafia and pimps out cigarettes for them. Big Tony is coming for Kiwi's legs. Beer 'n' ribs for artists. Angrily writing the Marlboro Man a nasty letter. How ya doing, champ? Joe Biden comes from a long line of nose oriented people. Kiwi is on a first name basis with anyone named Joe. Gunboi's tooth pain comes forth to make itself known. Kiwi offers encouragement by sharing Kayne inspiration. The problem with people treating Covid-19 as a political issue and not a health issue. Government corruption, lobbyists, radical supporters, self sabotaging parties. Hoping for a better tomorrow and hoping all will work together. The chaos of Earth. A perfect life. An eternal offer Jimothy once received for his soul. Glitterskin to live forever. Shin Bepiro the Chibi and Gunboi goes after French people randomly. The beginning of french kissing. Kiwi and Gunboi are responsible for food famines of past and present. Running from the topic we can't joke about. HOSTS: Kiwi & Gunboi

GET THAT CAKE OUT OF THE OVEN! ITS RUNNING ROUND SETTING FIRES EVERYWHERE! Kiwi attempts to tell Jimothy about E-commerce. Manbeast makes his presence known via beefy coughs. Creepy Criss Angel talk summons a creepy skunk. Pepe Le Pew fills Kiwi's brain full of perversions; Kiwi reacts with threats of euthanasia (uproarious laughter ensues). Kiwi tolerates Pepe until he can't stands no more. The sound that policemen make when they nut. John Cena; The man, the myth, the meme. Top selling game consoles and the variety of Final Fantasy remakes/remasters. Platformers don't get enough love. The boys blow Nintendo for a few moments before tapping into the old vein of rhythm games like Rock Band. Reality Shows being the proverbial death-nail for celebrities. Hulk Hogan grumbles and mumbles and the boys look back on the Hogan sex tape. Being in the spotlight shouldn't entitle people to harass public figures. Younger generations aspiring to be internet celebrities as adults. How I Died in the Holocaust (a bizarre make-up hashtag) Politically Nihilistic. Kiwi ponders if he can run to either happy music or theme songs. Pepe returns from the grave to deliver a special message to Kiwi. The boys offer a strange proposal to MeatCanyon. Granny's political mixtape and the abstract nature of Adult Swim. Finding literally anything you want on eBay, even the most miniscule of rewards for yourself. Stay creative, homie. ----HOSTS: Kiwi & Jimothy