This cake was beautifully crafted by dudes on the moon with fuzzy brains. Ham-Bone wishes to leave this planet and escape to Mars. Pink Floyd mysteriously linked to Centaurs. Jimothy gets quite suggestive towards the audience. Dreams and nightmares of the brain-dead. Tea-bagging folks at funerals. Mayonnaise jars full of fists. Finding corpses instead of fossils in Animal Crossing; whoo whoo! Tom Nook is the criminal that found the island first. Ham-Bone and Jimothy look at Rob Schneider, David Spade, Mike Myers, and Dana Carvey. The boys are wigged out by Dr. Seuss illustrations. Questioning green eggs as children. Timmy got poisoned! The feather-duster crust-buster and hands-free weed-eater. Sampson likes reading Dr. Seuss books while passing out (he can't read).  Ham-Bone is made super uncomfortable by Sampson's priceless and persistent presence. Sampson continues to bamboozle cops and he won't clean his dead pet's fish tank. Ham-Bone teaches Jimothy what "mint" and "WAP" means because he's ancient. The odds of Jimothy getting beat up at a braincake party by a fan in the future. Ham-Bone earns his nickname. A penis with penis appendages. Macho impotence! Tattoos so offensively dumb that its criminal to charge for them. Jimothy doesn't want you in his bubble with your germs. Kids being upright, mobile disease nests. Hard times, daddy! A computa done replaced ye! ----HOSTS: Jimothy & Ham-Bone

This cake was prepared by Jeff Foxworthy's moustache. Brock lives eternally in the recording studio. Are party games obsolete?; Jigsaw thinks not! Random game show chatter and the humiliation that accompanies them. Jeff Foxworthy and his merry cult of 5th graders want your blood (uhhh). Centaurs can only rest when Manbeast does. History as a subject of the present for the future. Plotting dystopias and defending dinosaurs. Very, very smelly people that are unaware. Shaving armpits and Kentucky hardcore hair removal. Reminiscence of cartoons/shows not meant for children, but we watched them anyways. MTV and VH1's old bizarre dating shows and other anomalies. Don't hurt us, New Jack. Please, New Jack! Just go after Logan Paul! K-Pop is no longer just for weebs and dweebs. The evolution of ethnicities for future generations. Scalping folks as a power move. Hardcore unarmed war is human chess. Cheaters in duels the wild wild west. George Bush Jr. chokes on stuff and gets impersonated poorly. Bill O'Reilly wants your testicles to drop. Skyrim hands. Jimothy the senior douchebag gets offended by the steak choice of Kiwi. ----HOSTS: Kiwi, Brock, Jimothy

This cake isn't meant to be consumed by any means, due to the fact it was prepared by none other than Sampson himself. In this bizarre episode, Brock is facing unforseen punishment brought on to him by the presence of Sampson acting alongside him as a host. Brock tries to understand what a day in the life of Sampson is like. Little did Brock know what a can of worms he had opened. Jimothy seldomly appears in the conversation because Sampson insists on displaying his overbearingness. Proceed with caution in this weirdly crafted cake. Only eat this cake if three or more of the ingredients suit your taste buds.; Coffee baths, hard and heavy drug abuse, strip clubs, misplaced idea of friendships, infidelity, government checks, Suboxone, beastiality, face tattoos, milkmen, Amish life and broken homes among a variety of other subjects. Good vibes for Brock's being. ----HOSTS: Brock, Sampson, Jimothy

A cake for a party of two is served. The chaos of a full braincake party against 1vs1. Jimothy flexes a custom braincake shirt only to taunt the listeners. Jesse Ventura spouts his version of events about the Centaurs. Kiwi calls out Ventura over his lack of beer and human compassion for suicidalists. Analyzing medically assisted suicide and the act of taking ones life as a whole. Kiwi and Jimothy dive into some video hell featuring the rap group WARAQ, a muscular man lathered in shaving cream, and Sting fucking up a kid in front of his folks. The color-vomit cartoons of the 2010s. Are the boys really podcasting from space? Jimothy tries to kill Kiwi's concentration involving 'bro science'. Those frogs don't need oxygen. Jimothy butchers multiple things trying to recite a moral he was taught by Tom Anderson of Beavis & Butthead. Looking at Mike Judge's beautiful creations. Kiwi is lost in time and Jimothy is obsessed with time. Kiwi gets threatened with bruises and getting put through a table. GMO my apples so they last all year, damn it! Colonel Sanders the Chicken Daddy. Pimping out the owners of restaurants. Burger King is the Chum Bucket. Hookers with waxy mouths and sleepy, horny truckers. The boys are sketched by truck drivers. Red bull, nose candy, and deez-nuts. Jimothy exposes Kiwi to Superhumman and makes an impossible promise involving Gunboi. HOSTS: Kiwi & Jimothy

Solving a Rubik's Cube with your butt muscles; how long can it take? Rick Rubin's Rubik's Reuben Cube. Life on the planet all dictated by the Cube. Talking to phantoms through Jimothy's ass. The boys decide to host the 100th episode of braincake from an interesting location. Ham-Bone shouts out Ghost. Bedridden people are our only listeners. Wheelin' and dealin' (literally). Hillbillies, rednecks, and auction yodeling. Bath Salts for the weakest time traveler in existence. A Jackass stunt consisting of shopping carts on a live freeway. Muffins vs. Cupcakes. I'm not an alcoholic, I just drink beer now. The friendliest neighbor. Ham-Bone has an intimate encounter with his own zipper. Dirty Dick Sampson is a doc-shopper and he triple dips. Sampson is a bad juggalo and uses his hatchet and his brother for the wrong reasons. Shooting yourself for pain meds and dietary reasons. The boys try to recall The Whitest Kids U Know in poor poor fashion. Shouts out to Canada! All southerners listen to country, eh? Sampson returns to present Brock and Ham-Bone some shady propositions. Negative one tooth. AXE coated dookies. Jimothy presents a bizarre study for someone to undertake involving various methods of taking Goody powder. Bloody Mary and Candyman dueling in a mirror maze. The baker's kiss is in the shape of a mushroom cap and it places gently on your forehead. (fin)---- HOSTS: Jimothy, Brock, Ham-Bone

Dolly Parton owns Tennessee and people throw trash in Brock's environmental space. Tents with solar panels. Looking at KISS. Tooth-tunes and viciously punishing toys. Nostalgic edgy shows and movies, for the kiddos! Movies for China. Giving Gunboi MILFs. Turning your back on the pedophiles. The Pope is a wizard in Kayne West branded shoes. Accents, alphabets, and languages. Green bottled beers and skunk poo may smell like magnolia. Slammin' onions, poke salad, and spicy food equal to punishment. Peelin' beef sticks and plucking crust as part of your process. These boys truly love their foods. Kiwi is a hater of the pickled foods. Brock is fed peanut butter sandwiches by old ladies and flies share in Baptist meals with the community. Gunboi gets sold the display corn-dog. Joe Rogan walks on his knuckles and yearns to find his primitive family. Confusing your father-in-law and changing your human batteries. I'm glad the baby to be is the gender I hoped!; I was going to hang myself otherwise! The weirdness of making a spectacle of a gender reveal for the unborn. The handwriting style of Cursive is heavily disrespected by Kiwi and Brock, leaving Gunboi to save it from their verbal smackdown. Skeletondog, a mood plunge, and hunting Bigfoot. ----HOSTS: Kiwi, Gunboi, Brock

This cake was made by Mr. T and Sampson during Sunday church service while a Mr. Socko puppet show took place in the background. The boys low-key want Kiwi instead of Jimothy. Jer is sick of it all. Mr. T is Mr. T 24/7 and he hates kids doing drugs, fool! Always be suspicious of the person drinking milk at a bar. Sampson meets Brock and immediately begins to invade his privacy with personal questions. Brock gives Sampson an ultimatum and Sampson threatens to walk back to his house. Dopesick and gummers. Jer invites Sampson to his fudge factory and Sampson tells the boys how to bypass a roadblock. Can't break the law if ya poor, numb, and puking! Brock and Jer tell Sampson that he can't say some of the things he says and he needs to be responsible for himself.  Brock is persistent about a slow, passionate gummer. Lining up to love the pastor so hard your back teeth blow loose. Dangling deeznuts. Mr. Socko the cum-sock for Mick Foley's meat. Guy Fieri, Violent J, and Steve Harwell (Smashmouth) need a sitcom or reality series together. Sir Mix-A-Lot and variations of dat ass. The boys avoid talking about fecal activity. The love of language and wordplay. Ideas and rules changing as simple as going from street to street. The unnecessary complications the Appalachian slang adds to some words. Gordon Ramsey's anger being understood. The boys warn Superhumman that they are going to discuss him at some point in the future. HOSTS: Jimothy, Jer, Brock

The recipe for this cake was swallowed by Brock after the bakery caught fire. Each slice was cut with the family poop-knife. Analyze your piece before devouring it. You can't eat my daughter because this is a bakery, sir. Eating wax caps and using candy necklaces for anal beads. TOPICAL REFERENCE (allegedly). Jimothy shares the factually correct largest poo to mortify the other brethren of the cake. Brock compares butt plugs to doping. Corndogs and Rhinos with aggressive knees. Circuses and zoos as kids versus adults. Daniel the Dicksucker and Stu is short for Steven. Use Gatorade as nutrition! Enormous meals with a diet drink. 500,000 pies baking in Hell. Apparently semen in a vape pen tastes like Arby's, plastic, barbecue sauce, and mangos. Raging in your house full of broken vials of cum on the floor. The family with ungodly bowel movements and their poop-knife. Kiwi learns about plumbing. Sacrificing chickens for blood. A doe can't hold a revolver. Rednecks deer huntin' with knives. A stoned cow named Fluffy kissed a sledgehammer to death. Executioners that suck at their job. Gee whiz, those Germans! Near death orgasms. ----HOSTS: Kiwi, Gunboi, Brock, and Jimothy

This cake traveled through many dimensions through imaginary time to land in boiling water. Soupy and falling apart, this cake may induce hallucinations and delusions of pyromania. Jordan Peterson the frog is halfway proud of the boys. Time perception is a problem. Maggot ridden street food; Gunboi loves it. Vices that help ya puke. Jesus is like a pillow and the fellas dive deep into some religion. Westboro Baptist people can forever eat shit. Lead Gunboi to the source of the water. The realm of political comedy/comedians. Kiwi smashes the fourth wall and eats Willie Nelson's ice cream. Squirrel hot dogs and dogs on buns. Random explosions and Kiwi dreams of Gunboi being eviscerated. Harry Truman waves his penis for warfare. They're coming for us and bombs be comin', I hear 'em! Quantum Immortality and Alternate Realities. Gunboi gets tricked into thinking he's a college student and tricked into smoking fake weed. Fuck that fake. Concrete shapes. Tryna get the job on spice. The Gordon Ramsey of Applebee's yells at his at employees to get the needles out of their eyes and get back to work. Feed Kiwi burgers. Old lady gets boiled over a positive Red Lobster review. Leaving Cracker Barrel behind for a new southern restaurant. Dixie Stampede smells and Gunboi stomps on Tennessee and the boys plea for Daniel Boone to rescue KY. WE WANT OUR KENTUCKY SHIT BACK. ----HOSTS: Kiwi & Gunboi

The cake is so thick, you'll need a wire brush to scrape it out of your hairy teeth. It's core flavor comes from the chunks of Vienna Sausages stuffed throughout the honey flavored dessert. If you eat more than one piece, you'll find the consequences rather unnerving. Fuzzy teeth and hillbilly dental floss. Pubes, facial hair, and dapper trending. Chuck Norris always looks the same. The boys memorialize Regis Philbin and remember other older and famous fallen New Yorkers. Either everything is off limits in comedy or nothing is off limits. Looking at Eminem and his music over the past few years. You don't want Jimothy's manifesto. Jer, Ham-Bone, and Jimothy dive deep into the happening of finding humor in the misfortune of others. Gran-Gran fell down the stairs, go check on the lamp! Dunking Vienna sausages into various foods to disgust others and Jimothy hates sweet pizza. Still looking for humor in tragedy, Jer listens to Ham-Bone and Jimothy recall a vacation from Hell. Ham-Bone and Jimothy get followed by a tip-less waiter almost back to their condo. Time stands still when you get slapped while placing an order in a packed line at Wendy's. All the unfortunate misfortune. Sex on the beach is unrealistic. Road rash from road head and a red head road rub. The boys correct an incorrect statement about the world's longest poo, and get even more disturbed by the world's heaviest poo. Macho Santaman vs. Braincake Santa. Just start lying to your children. HOSTS: Jimothy, Ham-Bone, Jer