A confused introduction. Boobs will never go away no matter the weight loss. Humans are chewed gum. The plankton mystery. Relating to octopi. Sharks are to meatheads as angler fish are to shooters. Kiwi's idea for a cartoon involving fish, the boys debate the animation style for it. Hot Topic: Trendy, uncomfortable, outdated nostalgia. Rednecks amazed by Walmart.. Manbeast plays with spam callers. Experiences with learning Spanish and German. The insanity of creating German words. Kiwi tries to pronounce an insane city name. A minute long German word for the boys. Diving into Cameo, the celebrities on it, and their priced sense of self worth. Kiwi discovers his arch enemy, Bushwhacker Luke, exists on Cameo. Showing your ass for your fans. Ankle lock ASMR. The boys take a random deep dive into the brain of wrestler New Jack. Please don't hurt us, Mr. Jack! Stories of New Jack's upbringing and some of his craziest moments. Lots of blood, stabs, dives, and cocaine. Jimothy subjects the boys to a watch-along of New Jack vs. Gypsy Joe. Barbed wire bat to the skullet! ----HOSTS: Jimothy, Kiwi, MANBEAST

The lost paperboys and mailmen of Ham-Bone's moat. The disturbing charisma that Charles Manson possessed and the evil he created with it. Dwayne Johnson and Charles Manson mentioned in the same tongue. The boys fantasize a life without them smoking cigarettes. Ham-Bone wants to get lit at his hospital of birth. Shaking fat and skin off Jer. Rattling graves with jackhammers. The corpse lacks dignity and doesn't care, for it is dead. Inappropriate skeletons. An update on the bodybuilder from Kazakhstan and his sex doll partner, Margo (yay!). Sexy omarashi. Bad puns, an extreme sub suffering police brutality for fun, and prelubed gloves for a place that can't see the sun. Odd fetishes and where they could stem. Bringing back outdated executions for funsies. George Washington lies on his deathbed and gasps at Jimothy. Neckhexes. Romeo was a happy boy once. The boys randomly dive into some history of Adolf Hitler. Cults! Amish parties, cat-callers, and delicious treats. Robots with bodily fluids are not necessary. Use your charisma powers for good, please! ----HOSTS: Jimothy, Jer, Ham-Bone

Jimothy is podcast peanut butter. Boogery ass tales of the brethren in their days of public schooling. Let me die in a black hole, please. Engaging in picking your nose in public and having anxiety about not washing your hands after being dirty. Fast expulsion from the penile area. Why are we being punished. The last of what game graphics have to offer impossible to please fans. The boys dive into video games and some of their personal favorites and memories. Why does WWE Crush Hour exist? Chris Benoit is my favorite action figure. Owning wrestling toys and Kiwi reminisces about a old WWE poster he once had. Soggy wet bread is almost always unacceptable, so whats good food for relaxing in a swimming pool? Boiled hot dogs are for children. Gunboi comes at George Washington Carver. Horrendous rumors ensue (huh?). The G-spot and the lost male clitoris. Gunboi makes a horrible confusion related to Robin Williams and the self indulged act of auto-erotic asphyxia. The importance of a smooth buttery nutsack. Extreme dude wipes. Brock gives his review of a bidet and the squatty-potty. Kiwi questions his ability to poo outside. Gunboi shuts down and restarts. The boys talk up different vaccines. Kiwi gets trapped in the Dangerfield Matrix with a doctor that squeezes him and tells him to cough. Burdened by dick. Kiwi apologizes to his mother. ----HOSTS: Kiwi, Ham-Bone, Gunboi, Brock

Getchu a cigarette and sit down with us! The angry, bitter, miserable, comedians. Redd Foxx spent his lifetime imitating his death. Outdated names. Holly Hatchet (pay us naow). Horror movies for animals and twisting language. Phone scammers are bottom of the barrel, and Kiwi found a YouTuber who trolls said scammers. Bananas, kiwis, bologna sauce! Small southern towns. Pretend it's a Dog ASMR. No war or gun noises for Kiwi. Smoking a cig and turning on the oven after sex. Gunboi teaches Kiwi the ways of South Park. Bad bathroom experiences with some wet cement. Lead and mercury for kids! Giant alien slaves for a conehead. Who cares when a president orders from a fast food joint? A dive into homelessness (the privileged wanna join too!). Just let the hobo shit in your bathroom, don't be rude. Normalcy can be the new mental illness! Environmental depression and depression via chemical imbalance. When an illness can be defined and broadened to the point of nothingness. Egyptian kingdoms and the lasting Ottoman Empire! Absurd alarm habits. Gunboi hates scrolls and forecasts the loss of human culture and knowledge. More and more ancient aliens coming down the Pike with their UFOs and instagram stone tablets. ----HOSTS: Kiwi & Gunboi

Gimme some old-timey English. Only the disheveled and defeated can work at the braincake brothel. Melancholic lap dances. Upbeat death metal and Creed Wednesdays. Jimothy and Jer tell of their first time experiences in a strip club. Jimothy denies having anger problems to the braincake brethren. Tales of the clumsy dancer and the sad dancer. The braincake brothel has drive thru lap dances and strippers on roller skates. Jimothy and Ham-Bone recall a hotel party gone wrong, saved by Random Hero (charge free too!). The excitement of gaining entry to doors. Harvesting death harbingers. A warm warm community welcome for a sex offender. Baby baptisms by various means. Many many potatos. Brock and Kiwi connect via crunchy peanut butter. The dignity in dying on a public bathroom floor. Ham-Bone, Kiwi, and Jer pass out and wake up in various places. People need choked and people wanna choke. The boys share their perspective of being a part of an extremely small high school populus. School figures that practice(d) spanking. Electric paddles, megaphones, fistfights and an unconscious principal. The boys reminensce on high school memories briefly. shinkicking and fin. ---HOSTS: Kiwi, Jimothy, Brock, Ham-Bone, Jer

A cake radiating funk like bleu cheese, it'll make you weak in the knees if ingested. Watch for the facial hair in the icing. Mr. Manson won't get out of my house and it's 2am. Serving the Foxworthy overlord to avoid being sacrificed to the children. Bernie Sanders gave the Undertaker a tombstone for his final match. "It is what it is" is the most passive form of "kill me". The glory of Zoom and Mondays. Ham-Bone and Jimothy are the Cologne Smellbois, and they're here to combat the sufferers of shitty stanks. It smells like a phone call to your mother. Being locked away in the stank tank. Huffing fecal matter versus flatulence, what's the difference really? Survive until you're elderly and earn that casket! Little Boy Blue should've left his dad alone. Money and happiness. Jimothy gets upset over a Lamborghini. The dude won't stop buying ATVs when he runs out of gasoline. Why? The boys can't leave the dookie alone. The sadness and black metal winter brings. Jimothy and Ham-Bone learn about Satan and his interests. Holding hands and skipping across the world with baby Satan. ----HOSTS: Jimothy & Ham-Bone

The cake tastes the same in all time zones. This cake is virus free and also taste free! Excuse ocassionally interruptions for Jimothy continues to have technical issues. Everyone presently exists in the past and time is a pain. First time marijuana users not knowing how to feel. Random Hero the bad influence. Puke buckets and beautiful horses. The Budweiser Frogs prompt a future episode idea for Kiwi. Death food for the kiddos. George Carlin won't eat his greens and insists on playing in sewage. The origins of the tampon. Spongebob's former job for humans. Jimothy has a problem with Sandy Cheeks. Bikini Bottom is Bikini Atoll? David Hasselhoff is the physical embodiment of a meme. Carlos Mencia; don't speak the name, just let him steal stuff. Fuck the meme creator; who is the person in the meme? The boys talk about a faded cashier on the clock and how he got there to begin with. Getting wrekt on lunch. A future of humans short-circuiting. Being plagued by ads and brand loyalty in every aspect of life. Kiwi's hope for a brighter future with perfected toilet paper. A world leader stops planning an invasion to take a shit. We need a leader that doesn't have to shit! Awkwardly asking for a McGangBang with extra Mac Sauce. Keemstar IS NOT Casey Kasem. Matthew Lillard chatter and baby demands the binky. A virus ridden planet. ----HOSTS: Kiwi, Ham-Bone, Jer, Jimothy

This cake is rather old. When I say old, I mean 2013 old. Not sure if consumable; proceed with caution. This special leftover is an old episode of Jimothy and Jer's former podcast. In this episode, the boys run through the gambit of the greatest Craigslist postings at the time. Knock the mold off this cake and just eat that shit, man. Ignore what the beginning of the description may say! Eat it! HOSTS: Jimothy & Jer (JnJ)

This ample cake was served up with a whopping serving for all your taste buds. Reserve a slice for your genitals. Hmm, I just now see what was previously typed. Do not slice your genitals, please. November is the time for shit turkey and turducken. Brock's red velvet shaft. Sampson is coming over for Thanksgiving to pleasure you and to share stories of police evasion. Christmas caroling harassment in the COVID world. The boys talk television subscriptions and the death of them. Brock and Jer confuse Jimothy to the point of anger over a library. Whispering eyes and calming ass water. Licking stuff with my balls because they have taste receptors. Mouthbuds and nutbuds. God says no Applebee's. The boys demand the possession of time be given back to them. Blowing dudes named Priest. Brock and Jer make Jimothy uncomfortable. We're not going to be tasting each other. Jimothy has to defend himself as to why he doesn't want sexually harassed. Meeting the Hate Quota. Jelqing in Dutch Rudder Town. This ship done spiraled in circles and sank to the bottom. ----HOSTS: Jimothy, Jer, Brock

This cake may or may not intrigue you. For this Halloween, Jimothy and Kiwi give their personal top ten most chilling Horrorcore songs from the world's most hated band; ICP. Happy Haunting! Excuse Jimothy as he lags out of existence ocassionally; that's just how he be. ----HOSTS: Kiwi & Jimothy