Dramatic music to make all of this unnecessarily intense. FOMO (fear of missing out). Data tracking and advertisers fear missing your activity! Zuckerberg is amazed you give him your personal information. Jer displays hostility and Jimothy enters the chat. We Are The World (COPYRIGHT- COPYRIGHT). The pointless battle on piracy in a covid plagued landscape. Who sips? Mingling with the famous only because you're the same age. Enormous data banks hosting human data waste casket. Facebook Dating and Facebook Chronic. Protect thyself from robots that are capable of lying and passing off as human. Jer subjects Kiwi and Jimothy to the robotic God known as GPT3. Are humans no longer necessary? The robot don't wear no mask! Dat ain't fair! Make the sociopath good. An android hosted planetary takeover. Gestational periods for robo-babies and braindead bodies. Free access to information for all! Audible don't want us and Jeff Bezos is Dr. Evil. *evil laughter erupts* ----HOSTS: Kiwi, Jer, Jimothy

Danny Devito wants pimento cheese. Ham-Bone takes Jimothy down the Boulevard of Broken Dreams as the boys talk a variety of bands/genres. braincake: the post apocalyptic podcast. Flea has bed bugs. The trope of musicians repping their hometown/city. Ham-Bone explains why you don't wake Billy Joe Armstrong up until Septembers end. Nice fake fandom, bruh! Ham-Bone and Jimothy share their initial experiences falling into music. Death obsessive emo turf war. Jimothy is envious of Europe's metal shows. Finding relief and grief in the pit at concerts over the years (fuck Elbow Guy and Mega Elbow Guy). Ham-Bone learns what a twink is and Jers' spirit omits embarrassment for the boys. Jimothy shares a story of politely declining an offer of crystal meth. Mr. Dirty has come to ruin your home. Ham-Bone gets interrogated once more about Green Day. Rock/Metal bands the boys wished to see at their best/prime. The boys are allergic to country music. Jimothy traumatizes Ham-Bone by showing him a musical classic by the band only known as G.O.A.T. and your M.O.M.. I can't stop air humping, a curse from Calypso. Parade our cybercorpses around once we're gone. ----HOSTS: Jimothy & Ham-Bone

Brock eats rats and lives in the woods for fun and to also combat Covid-19! A menagerie of rodents. Hi, I'm Andre the Giant, and welcome to Jackass! Brock and Jimothy ponder eating Mike Tysons fists. Mike hates Mike and dirty ear-smugglers. Cold Stone! The time Floyd Mayweather broke Big Show's nose. Nothing like punching out Nazi's (in fantasy or reality!). The laughable idea of sexually bigoted furries and their hate for homosexual and interracial relations. Jimothy recalls a time he politely declined a "spitroast". I'd rather be slaying dragons. Still going strong (fin to Jimothy's laptop) ---HOSTS: Jimothy & Brock

Happy Valentines Day from the boys at braincake. Eat some sweets (or some Ruffles) and put your hand down your pants and have a good time with us. Valentines Day encased in Covid and ice. Bizarre law justifications for domestic violence?(wtf.) A ladies man known to the world as Andre the Giant, among other strange candidates for a Valentine's smashing. Jimothy doesn't know what Renaissance Fair is called and Ham-Bone almost attended one once. Turkey leg shanks. A city full of citizens obsessed with death. Gilbert Gottfried screams at everyone. Kiwi hosts a form of Love Connection involving Ham-Bone and the long lost Sampson fighting over the reward that is Jer. Jer and Kiwi analyze the bizarre contestants and both have to make an unfortunate choice as to who gets to take Jer to Smashville, USA. An inconvenient intervention. Valentines Day is Pepe Le Predator's favorite day. Childhood valentine's cards. When do you stop celebrating valentine's day as a youth? You pinch because I don't look like you! The money-machine that is the American marketed holidays. Love isn't seasonal. Jimothy shares a tale of a Valentine's ER visit. What will Valentines Day evolve into generations from now? I don't care, you wanna burger? The origin of Valentines (violence included!), and the story of Wayne Bobbitt. xoxoxoxo. A cliffhanger of sorts. ----HOSTS: Kiwi, Jer, Jimothy, Ham-Bone

Sleeping away time. The Creature Under the Bleacher (a missed Goosebumps opportunity). A horror movie for Jeff Bezos. Kiwi learns what a stoop is. The serious tones of Hey Arnold!. The lag for Jimothy begins, and so does the rage. Zoom adjustments. Online college classes versus in classroom. Humps and dots (Cursive; the lazy handwriting). The problems with carrier pigeons, especially distracted ones. Jimothy lags out of the podcast universe and returns with salt in his pockets. Jim angrily lags more and the boys offer moral support met with deaf ears. How therapeutic is breaking things? Jer and Kiwi recall college printer terrors as Jimothy creeps silently into monitoring the podcast. Doomed to the desktop screen. Jimothy is not PR for braincake. We're not sponsored by MeUndies, but it's the most comfortable underwear we've never wore. Brand names attempting to be their own products. Pop, Soda, Coke. I'm old enough to be dead. An awkward and confusing end. ---HOSTS: Kiwi, Jer, Jimothy

Don't be mistaken, this episode isn't sponsored by any entity in any capacity. Braincake put an assassination hit out on itself apparently. Jimothy is the OG podcaster, not Joe Rogan. A simple explanation of millennials from a millennial. Optimism is cool, but have you tried pessimism? A drunken pessisession. Hiccups come for Jimothy to attempt podcast sabotage. Kiwi is on the search for the braincake mole. Blaming Coke for hiccups. Advertisers playing dirty. Artsy Arby's. Chris Hansen + Jared from Subway = A lost matchup. Lining up and sizing up fast food chicken joints (mild advertising). Fast food mascots brawling. Suicidal cereal. Do cannibals save their favorite body part for last or eat it first? A Taco Bell order's sequence of devourment. A burrito cup. Another pessisession with Pepsi puns. The glee and woe of Rocket League. The advertisement podcasting lullaby. Sexual Chocolate and The World's Largest Love Machine. Vince Mcmahon hunts for people of FAT nature, for he loves FAT. ----HOSTS: Kiwi & Jimothy

Kiwi and Jimothy explain the cake's month long hiatus and plug Youtube shenanigans simultaneously. Jimothy is the resident garbageman. Doing podcasts face to face vs. online. Lonely monologues from Bill Maher. Aspiring to be a bitter prick as you age. Diving into the coke-fueled insanity that is Stephen King. Kiwi edges his friends. Counting with fingers and mouths. The eradication of YouTube's AdSense partnership with controversial Youtuber Onision. It's... it's Chris Hansen. Kiwi is a banana and admits his former childhood fandom. Dan Schneider's love for teen feets and the creepy trends of the shows he produced. Child celebrities growing up to be fucked up adults like us casuals. Hollywood's cauldron of black magic. Playing ringtoss on toes. Chicken Huntin' vs. Redneck Chicken Fucker. Boy it's good to be back. ----HOSTS: Kiwi & Jimothy

This cake is frigid and can only be served in the eye of a blizzard. Just as the title reads. Kiwi and Jimothy record a small leftover while sitting outside in a snow covered 16 degree environment. The topics are cold and harsh like the suffered conditions of this recording. ----HOSTS: Kiwi & Jimothy

The grand-turtle Mitch Mcconnell remembers when Jesus was betrayed. ICP theatrics and the legend of Manbeast's balls. A redneck defense culture. A dash of pessimism for your optimism. Van Gogh hearing colors and hating his art. Simpsons have done everything and invaded all forms of entertainment and they still refuse to die (aliens). Hank Hill in Japanese. Translating screams. Dragonball Z's famously long drawn out fight. Growing up with Toonami and Adult Swim's original lineup. Gak sounds naughty and Kiwi's dad is afraid of Killer Tomatoes. The Purple what Eater? Kiwi attacks Jimothy by calling him chubby, then inquires about the size of genitals on dwarves. Full blow chaos ensues about little people. Dwarf sex and little feelings. The boys are going to Hell. Where does the term midget fall on the list of offensive terms?; Jimothy tiptoes around words similar to small. Papa John is in the house and he's trying to clear his name. Jimothy proceeds to offend all of Kiwi, Ham-Bone, and Jer by shitting on their pizzas. Chicken biscuits. Kids for Jesus! Jimothy tells two embarrassing stories from his Kindergarten year of schooling. Kiwi wants to retraumatize Jimothy. A twisted Toy Story tale. Jer challenges Jimothy's forehead. Will the boys survive 2020? Tune in next year! ----HOSTS: Kiwi, Jimothy, Ham-Bone, Jer

Whatchu doing? Gunboi channels in from the moon for this episode. Slappy old men. Kiwi's rendition of Dixie Chicks. Country music and the niche music of Bluegrass. Music, the bringer of human connection, The perception of what is art. Koko the Gorilla's wood-knocking album earned an iPad but not a friend request. Gunboi discriminates against ants. Shaggy and Scooby Doo destroy homes by barging in and eating all food belonging to the families. Jer wants fake Cheeze-Itz. A gummy Krabby Patty dissection. Kiwi shares a doll and Ham-Bone shares his fear of Kiwi's puppets. Ghostly experiences, spooky houses and gettin' the creeps in general. Joe Rogan worship (including Rogan face tats!). The Rogan move to Spotify. Podcasting for your tribe. Premium Youtube/Youtube Red, and streaming services. Everyone will eventually be online content creators and star their own Truman Show. A congressional library of tweets to haters. Red hats ruined forever. Gun possession (original), more gorilla tablets and Robo-Trump. Whistleblowers never being rewarded. Protect my digital footprint! Uncontrollably releasing bukkake at inappropriate times, perhaps even for war! Hitting up every sperm bank in America. Homeless phone calls. A random phone number for a trucker's destiny. Job automation and reeducating people for other jobs. Looking for optimism in the future while clouded by pessimism. The Pornhub Purge. Getting away with looking at naughty things as youngsters. Kiwi shares titties with everyone and Random Hero gets kicked out of Kiwi's home. Mouth pregnancy. Jer gets cancelled by the boys for objectifying gay men in a plea to defend their misogyny. Respecting and trying to understand each other. Be kind, show compassion, and let society continue to move forward arm-in-arm. --HOSTS: Kiwi, Jer, Gunboi, Ham-Bone