Braised Bits

00:00-03:04: the comedy chefs jump into the kitchen and immediately whip up a debate about attending live sporting events.

03:04-6:57: Lance shares some feedback from a few loyal braiserbacks regarding the pod.

6:57- 17:57: Jesse reveals his highlights of the week including an audience member having their skull explode during his set. Lance recalls an old badminton injury and one of the top five funniest things he’s seen his life.

17:57-22:07: The chefs discuss their sizzling hot takes on brunch and Lance tells all about a scrumptious Brie Larson Burger that he devoured.

22:07-23:40: The chefs braise some medium rare bits regarding medium rare meat.

23:40- 56:05: Lance and Jesse divulge their top 9 favorite sandwiches and get into a bit of a Tiff Haddish regarding one specifically.

56:05-58:45: Lance and Jesse share a word from the shows sponsors.

58:45- 1:05:20: Lance almost gets boom boom plowed by a bike on the street and tears into the dangerous tango between NYC cars, bikers and pedestrians.

1:05:20-1:09:58: Jesse’s Questionable at Best segment involves a couple of audience members walking on stage during his set.

1:09:58- 1:13:35: During the Is that a Joke segment Lance tells a funny tid bit from a wedding he attended.

1:13:35- 1:14:35: Jesse clarifies that he was not joking earlier in the pod about an audience members skull exploding during his set.

1:14:35- 1:18:33: Jesse and Lance bring in the closer John Franco and do some plugs.

Show Highlights:

00:00-12:00: Show intro. The Chefs turn the stove on medium-high and realize that this might be too hot to start with. Lance reads an Honest Tea review of the pod.

12:00-2:30: Jesse recounts and catamounts his trip to Vermont. Lance discusses why Daylight Savings Time day is his Super Bowl.

20:40-45:00: The chefs share their Top 9 favorite things about diners. After such a successful segment, they debate whether or not to take mints on the way out.

45:00-47:30: Jesse and Lance share a word from the show sponsors.

47:30-55:40: Jesse thinks Freddie Kitchen Sponges are Questionable at Best. Lance wonders why he always gets hypnotized by Casper's mattress adds.

55:40-1:30: Jesse discusses an awkward situation when he was in the middle of sautéing steamy bits on stage over the weekend. Lance talks about a half-sour pickle he got in with a pretty good tour goer.

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Show rundown

0:00-6:00: Show intro

6:00: Jesse talks NYT Food Critic Pete Wells' scathing review of Peter Lugers and the Knicks' first win

15:00: Lance talks about his trip to Syracuse and the amazing benefits of having a wedding ring (19:45)

26:00: The Chefs talk about their top 9 winter foods, including Justin's Chili

37:00: The chefs implore you to support our sponsors

41:45: The chefs debut a classic Braised Bits segment, "Was That a Joke?"

46:20: The chefs debut another classic Braised Bits segment, Questionable at Best (Q.A.B.) Jesse discusses football rosters and an awkward restaurant encounter. Lance talks about the scourge of people wearing airpods when they're not listening to them, and reveals to the public that he's never hailed an Uber or Lyft.