In episode seven, live from a marquee (de Condorcet) at the spring racing carnival, Peter and Bec talk Brynne Edelsten, stupid horses, the mysteries of James Franco’s Instagram and funeral selfies. In a vain attempt to win an NAACP award, Peter asks if “blackface” is ever ok. Meanwhile, as if life isn’t disappointing enough, Bec brings a bowl of disappointing celebrities. In Movie Club, it’s the oft-parodied She’s All That (spoiler alert: she isn’t). Plus: News Minute, Sports, pubey pizzas, Peter helps Bec prepare for her trip abroad and it’s a BIRTHDAY SURPRISE, LEZZIE MCGUIRE!

In episode six, live from a tent outside One Direction’s Brisbane hotel, Peter and Bec fully stan for 1D, decide which 1D member is the Beyonce and which is the Sebago and give you a great costume idea ahead of Halloween. Peter takes to his soapbox to vent about “gay” Company and Bec has a timely warning about Krokodil. In a bewitching Movie Club, The Craft very sensitively handles issues such as racism, sexual assault and self-harm - praise be to Manu! Plus: News Minute, the triumphant return of Lesbian News, Peter’s favourite fingering story and the Ruby Rose/Rebecca Shaw feud escalates – and Ruby has a surprising ally!

In episode five, live aboard the HMAS Leeuwin at the 2013 International Fleet Review, Peter and Bec are joined by disgustingly young Brisbane writer Laurence Barber to discuss Melissa Joan Hart’s drug history, all new Homeland and the legit comeback of Bucket Hats™. Get full-on square-eyed as the trio argue why episodes of Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Felicity and Family Ties deserve a place in the BAP TV Hall of Fame and play along in the ultimate TV Trivia Quiz (Queers). In Movie Club, Steven Spielberg’s ‘Hook’ is a lot longer than you remember. Plus: News Minute, Celeb Goss and what flower girls are getting wrong.

In a *special* episode four, live from Labor’s election after-party, Peter and Bec are joined by the Stage Door Podcast’s Tyson Armstrong to dissect the best election night coverage, ponder where Amanda Vanstone buys her shirts and plan how to get to Bunnings under a new Abbott Government. Peter introduces Bec and Tyson to Australia’s new parody song star and the three play a round of ‘F*ck, Marry, Gypsy’ with revelatory results. And, despite completely abandoning all structure this episode, Movie Club is back with Michael Bay’s Paris-destroying 1998 blockbuster Armageddon. Plus: Intruders, DOLLY love spells, BatBoy, Weird Twitter and Andie MacDowell!

In episode three, live from Brandy’s rapidly-filling Johannesburg concert, Peter and Bec explore accents, make fun of New Zealand for being progressive and great and get their NIDA on in a very dramatic reading of the Lady Gaga/Perez Hilton twitter feud. Bec explains why the UN is controlling the weather in Rockhampton and Peter watched the Oprah/Lindsay interview so you don’t have to. In Movie Club, Peter watched Jurassic Park for the first time through the bottom of a bottle of wine. Plus: News Minute, Lesbian News, awkward nephew questions, Bec the Misandrist and two sexy new sponsors!

In episode two, live from the Stockmen’s Bar at Brisbane’s Ekka, Peter and Bec talk Oporto and offer unsolicited advice for people going through a rough time. Bec dishes up the Brisbane woman Gawker is calling ‘Australia’s Sarah Palin’ and Peter comes up with some lazy excuse to read praise notes about himself. Plus: Bad hair and closeted lesbianism in ‘10 Things I Hate About You’, something pretty Raven and who the hell is Amber Tamblyn anyway? And, in a twist nobody saw coming, who doesn’t survive the podcast? Tune in and find out!

In this inaugural episode, live from Splendour in the Grass, Peter and Bec discuss the food hall near Peter's house, what unites chef Poh Ling Yeow and Ziggy, and the 'Flowers in the Attic' remake, before launching into the first (and potentially final) News Minute. Bec plates up a steaming pile of Clive Palmer's dino-obsession, while Peter moans about Prime Minister Kevin Rudd's cutesy persona and tells a terrifying billeting story. In the first edition of Movie Club, Peter and Bec have an in-depth, highly analytical discussion of the 'I Know What You Did' movies and the two reasons for their greatness. Plus: Your letters and our first sponsor! (Contains frequent coarse language, adult themes and poor post-production)

In this very special sneak preview of the podcast, Peter and Bec spend less than 2 minutes explaining what the podcast is about and over 10 minutes discussing Melissa Joan Hart's yet-to-be-released memoir, who Adrian Grenier is dating and where Bec stole her twitter handle from. Contains strong language and adult themes and also Peter's pretty annoying in this one too, sorry.