Today, Jubal poses as a badass librarian who doesn't take crap from anyone. And he calls a guy who is LATE returning a DVD to the library. Nobody takes advantage of the system. Not while Jubal is there! Listen in the PHONE TAP.

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Jubal calls a woman pretending to be someone who works for the city. There's been a lot of change in her neighborhood recently... and it's about to affect her personally, in a very big way. And she's not going to be happy about it. Listen in the PHONE TAP.

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Jubal calls a guy who recently dropped off his dog at a kennel while he went on vacation. And Jubal has some news... his dog is no longer there. But there's a very good reason for it! In fact, he SHOULD be excited about it. Listen in the Phone Tap.

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Jubal calls a guy who recently signed up for a dating website, because he wanted to meet some new people... The good news is, Jubal has found some people who are very very interested in meeting. But it might be a little different than what this dude had in mind. Listen in the PHONE TAP!

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Our old pal Christian is back, and as per usual... Christian has got a BEE in his bonnet. He's upset at a woman, because of what she's doing to her boyfriend... And if you know Christian, he doesn't hold back. EVER.

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Jubal calls a woman from her homeowners association because there are going to be some weird new rules that will be enforced in her neighborhood. She's not very happy about them... but hey, it's not Jubal's problem. Hear it in the Phone Tap.

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How do you approach someone who owes you money... and they haven't been paying it back? Maybe it's been a few months, or a few years... or even a DECADE. Do you just forget about it? OR do you confront them in a Phone Tap? We like the Second Option.

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Jubal calls up a party company who does face-painting at kids events... and he only has ONE simple question for them... and I definitely do not think that the woman on the phone is READY for it. Listen in the PHONE TAP!

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Jubal's been called A LOT of weird and horrible names when he Phone Taps people. But never... in the Seven years he's been doing Phone Taps has he EVER been called the name you're about to hear today... We had to bleep it for obvious reasons. But you'll be able to tell what it is if you listen close.

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Jubal loves wedding season... because it's the best time to mess with nervous brides who are getting ready for their big day. So today, Jubal calls a woman who's less than 24 hours away from tying the knot. And the best part is... Jubal is even more worked up about it than SHE is! Listen in the Phone Tap!

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