We’re instituting a new policy where your food delivery drivers are allowed to eat a REASONABLE amount of your food. And our Phone Tap victim is NOT HAPPY about it.

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Jose's calling a guy who tried to save a little money by using a discount Dog Groomer to tell him that he lost his precious dog Bruno!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he booked a quiet, peaceful Airbnb for a vacation but Brooke's calling as the owner of this house to tell him all about the horrifying, victorian dolls she left displayed on every inch of it!

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Airlines have been trying to find any way they can to save money recently, and today’s Phone Tap victim is getting the brunt of that when Jeff downgrades their seats from Economy to something even lower!

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In your Phone Tap, Brooke's introducing a new HR system where employees can RAT on their coworkers for bonuses. Shouldn’t cause any trouble, right?

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has suffered at the hands of late pizza delivery repeatedly, so today Jose's piling on and calling him with one of the worst delivery updates he could ever hear!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is used to dealing with some uptight parents but we bet she’s never received the kind of complaint Jeff's about to lodge at her!

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In your new Phone Tap, we’re introducing a new entertainer to the Assisted Living Facility circuit and his name is Alan Winterbottom!

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Customer service calls are always so boring, which is why in today’s Phone Tap Jose's spicing it up and asking all the intrusive questions about their ex that he can! 

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What if your Tinder Date based their entire personality about a hobby they never told you about? We tried it out on today’s Phone Tap victim and set her up with Jose!

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