Today’s Phone Tap victim knows her child’s teacher is out on maternity leave, so Jeff's going to pretend to be the new sub with the downright weirdest teaching style you’ve ever heard!

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Jeff calls a guy who's selling a stereo on Facebook Marketplace... He's shown up at his place while he’s not home to demand he sell it to him, NOW!

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A guy emailed us and said his roommate has been lying on his dating profile and asked us to call him out on it, with a Phone Tap!

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In your Phone Tap, we call a guy scheduled to try skydiving for the first time and introduce him to his instructor, 80 year old Alan Winterbottom!

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Our Top 10 Phone Taps of Christmas Countdown has finally reached number 1! Today’s Phone Tap victim listed a room for rent online so we’re using every Phone Tap character in our collective bag to put his patience to the ultimate test!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently moved into a new fancy building with a DOORMAN. Before she can meet him, we’re gonna introduce ourselves first in a Phone Tap!

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Brooke's calling a guy whose job it is to answer those 1-800 “How’s My Driving?” calls from trucks on the road, and we guarantee he’s never gotten a call like today’s Phone Tap!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by her friends, and although she’s been single for a long time, we have a romantic opportunity for her that she CAN’T PASS UP!

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In today’s Phone Tap Jeff calls a long time NFL season ticket holder to tell him we’re implementing a new “NO CHEERING” section, and his seats are smack dab in the middle!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she’s playing Brooke in trivia later, but before the game, Brooke needs a HUGE favor and she’s willing to pay the price.

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