Today’s Phone Tap victim is doing some smart investing. A little too smart. In fact, since he’s putting so much away in his 401K we’re gonna do the helpful thing and give some of that money away to his coworkers. It’s only fair!

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Smooth talking“Rolando” is back for another Phone Tap today! He’s calling to schedule a photoshoot, and he has some very… specific… instructions for the photographer.

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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently moved and accidentally ordered a bunch of stuff to her old address. Lucky for her, Jose just moved into her old place and has her stuff, it’s just slightly used now.

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We got a request to Phone Tap one of our listener’s single friends so we wrangled that Latin lover “Rolando” to show her the ways of love!

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In today’s Phone Tap, we call a woman who works at a vending machine company and Jose is going to confess his love for the energy drinks they’ve been providing. Over… and over… and over again…

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is a teacher who is about to go on maternity leave. We’re posing as her substitute, but teaching isn’t our strong suit… Hypnosis is. And kids love hypnotists, right?

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In today's brand new Phone Tap, we’re calling a woman who recently purchased a house and unbeknownst to her: it’s a historical landmark! That’s right, a celebrity used to live there so she better get ready to host some tours!

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Today's Phone Tap victim is a miser with his money... He HATES spending it. Which might be a problem when Jose, his garage repairman, turns a minor issue with his garage door into a thousand dollar fix.

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It’s one of the strangest Phone Taps we’ve ever done, and it’s all in the name of pranking someone after they donated to charity.

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Today, Jose poses as a nervous groom with a serious case of cold feet... And he's calling the wedding officiant to see if he can sneak in a few things to help sabotage the wedding.

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