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Scoop your coal and eat your dirt, it's time for the most conservationist-minded man to get deep, DEEEEP inside your pants and whoever else he feels like philanderin' along the way, naturalist writer Edward Abbey!

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TW: Alabama, the Holocaust in general;

Alright, gonna level with you: it's another Anne Frank episode so the amount of canned laughter we're using on this one is gonna be at a minimum.

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I mean, you know what's coming.

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TW: Suicide, Torture;


Join us for the tale of a (stalkish) man who wrote such a stunning and critical hit of a "fuck you" that there have been entire careers based of his one-hit diss track, "The Inferno".

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TW: Suicide;


Join us for the conclusion to our tale on the man who brought us the true post-Apocalyptic genre. 

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Alright, look.  This shit's pretty dark at first.  Although we don't know much of the life of one Walter M. Miller, Jr., we do know of the day he developed his lifetime subscription to PTSD, as well as the fantastic Hugo Award-winning tales he created.

Also this episode cut out the first minute-or-so for whatever reason where we discuss the talking points of finding your perfect soul mate from Chuck Klosterman's "Sex, Drugs, & Cocoa Puffs".

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Let's call a spade a spade here.  Lovecraft had some great ideas, but the man was afraid of circles.  If this were a kindly old woman with no dark past and she happened to be terrified of fart sounds, sure, that's kinda tragic.  But there is no reason why we shouldn't all be obligated in making fun of Lovecraft any chance we get.  I mean... look at him.  Anyway, join us for the conclusion of the weakest man alive, H.P. Lovecraft!

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Join us for the man with brilliant ideas, poor prose, and an unfortunately-named cat, the man who rose to Godhood among Deviant Art artists and was probably just as racist, H.P. Lovecraft!

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TW: Alabama, Rape;


Come one and all, to hear the inspiring tale of Nelle Harper Lee, the woman who wrote the American classic "To Kill a Mockingbird"; and then continue to be saddened by the depressing tale of Nelle Harper Lee, the woman who got conned into publishing “Go Set a Watchman"!

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