Wait... Santa's not real?! Robyn is back with another episode, this time about all those lies we were told as kids only to find out they were totally, unequivocally false. She opens the lines and first up is treated to not only one, but two (!) stories involving pet turtles! We also hear from a few more listeners with some enthralling stories about family drama that was swept under the rug for years and years. To end the show, Robyn and Security take a trip down memory lane right back to their childhood with a fun game of Mad Libs that yields some... interesting results.

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This week, Robyn kicks off the episode with some big news about an upcoming show that will be a landmark moment you won’t wanna miss! Then, to commemorate this momentous occasion, she shares a stand-up horror story involving… horses? After that it’s time to open up the lines, and first up we get hear from three amazing comedians: Regina Decicco, Megan Hanley, and Leah Bonnema. They each share their own stand-up horror stories before spilling the beans on their celebrity crushes. Then it’s time to hear from a few listeners about their celebrity crushes, and some wild stories about their loves.

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You know the feeling… it’s giving the ick. This week Robyn is opening up the lines and taking calls on those little "icks" you just can't shake. From that gross thing your boyfriend does, to the little nitpicks you can’t ignore, Robyn is on your side. Plus, Robyn makes an outgoing call to her friend and fellow comedian Regina DeCicco to hear about her most memorable moments in show business, and to share how the two of them got through the pandemic together.

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The only thing worse than a great betrayal is not having an audience to share how it all went down... that's why Robyn is taking your calls on the worst betrayals you've ever experienced, starting with perhaps the biggest reality TV betrayal of all time. Robyn gets her friend Sarah Rice (of MTV's The Challenge and the Brain Candy Podcast) on the line to share all the details of her now-infamous betrayal at the hands of her former Challenge teammate Johnny Bananas. Has she spoken with him since? And does she still hold a grudge? Robyn is determined to find out. Then Robyn opens up the lines for a few listener calls featuring your most treacherous stories of back stabbing and betrayal.

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Breakups can be messy, but who better to call to talk about it than Robyn? This week she's opening up the phone lines to hear your stories about those breakups we just can't seem to shake. First up to call is comedian Jared Freid, who has a LOT of thoughts about relationships, breakups, and everything in between. To end the show, we step into our inaugural visit to Robyn's Playhouse! This week, she's giving Security the scoop on the recent Vanderpump Rules scandal involving one of the most publicized breakups in pop culture history.

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We've all got a friend in Robyn! This week, Robyn is taking your calls about friend from all ends of the spectrum, from jealous ones, to ones growing apart, to ones who always owe us something. To end the episode, in lieu of Security's not-so-loved news segment, Robyn attempts to break a donut stacking world record! Will she manage to stack 12 donuts in 1 minute?

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Robyn is back to talk all about parental drama, and she kicks it all off with some hilariously embarrassing stories from her own parents before opening the lines. This time, we get to hear from both children and parents, who all share their stories about just how fun (and sometimes heartfelt) parenting can be. To end the episode, Security brings Robyn all the news she needs to know, parents edition.

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Your secret is safe with Robyn… unless you call in to share it on the podcast. This week is all about your deepest, darkest secrets, and Robyn is giving her best advice for how to keep things under wraps. From forbidden office crushes to hidden friendship betrayals and even those intimate bathroom confessions, nothing is off-limits. And if that’s not enough, Robyn tells us about the time she left Security wandering from home to home without any explanation – wow it’s a relief to finally let that off her chest!

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Ever wonder what your exes think of you now, but couldn’t bring yourself to pick up the phone and call them? Robyn is living out everyone’s fantasy/nightmare and opening the lines for a very special group of people: her exes. In what may be the most emotional and honest episode she’ll ever record, Robyn digs deep with four of her exes on what it’s like to date her, where they’re at now, and what they learned from one another. There’s plenty of laughs, a whole lot of giggles, and even a few tears. Plus, we get a crash course on polyamory from the infamous “10am Gangbang” guy… how do those things even get organized anyway?

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Boss got you down? Coworker heating up fish in the office kitchen? Robyn is here to field all your calls about those pesky office problems and workplace woes. From office hookups, to unreasonable requests, to scheduling nightmares, Robyn offers her best advice for how to overcome it all. To wrap things up, Security steps in to give Robyn All the News She Needs To Know: Office Drama edition.

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