Can You Don't?

By Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly moc

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How many episodes does Can You Don't? have?

The podcast currently has 176 episodes available.

Can You Don't? episodes:

November 22, 2023 Can You Don't? | Truth. Truck. Sugar. Useless Baby.
Be honest. If Arnold Schwarzenegger and a baby were both drowning in a pool and you could only save one of them... you'd at least consider saving Arnold. Let's talk about that, doing a good deed but then thanking yourself in the local newspaper afterwards, the world's worst detective, pouring sugar on your butthole, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/5y852chR4UU

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1h 23min
November 15, 2023 Can You Don't? | Toast. Airbag. Windshield Wipers. Sock Puppet.
Can you imagine trying to order some juice in a foreign country and then the next second you're surrounded by police because your translation app said you wanted a grenade instead? Let's talk about that, the worst school janitor in the history of school janitors, your husband talking to you while using his cum-sock as a sock puppet, why do windshield wipers still suck so much, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/DtmvlAf-0TA

Send in segment content: [email protected]
Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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Fan Mail:
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1h 32min
November 08, 2023 Can You Don't? | War Crime. Horse Farm. Wingman. Laser Tag.
Everybody loves getting those random spam tests around election time, but what if they started sending you pictures of your kids and threatening to end their life if you didn't vote for them? Let's talk about that, losing a good friend because you made them orgasm, caving in a gas station sign with a bag of water, basically cutting yourself in half with a chainsaw, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/oZh4_Lg2rGU

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Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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Fan Mail:
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PO Box 1062
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1h 22min
November 01, 2023 Can You Don't? | Hairy Arm. Liftgate. Twilight. Orange chicken.
What would the world look like today if we could go out for dinner and then just pay with a beaver pelt when the check came? Let's talk about that, sleeping with a different stranger every single day, how amazing it is that we aren't all off the charts with anxiety all the time, getting pissed about your air-conditioned seats being a little bit too noisy, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/qinVhR59ZIU

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Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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Fan Mail:
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1h 31min
October 25, 2023 Can You Don't? | Detachable. Chihuahua. Maglite. Blood Vessels.
Picture the scariest, top-tier haunted house... now imagine forcing an already scared Chihuahua to go through it with you! haha... man, what a terrible idea. Let's talk about that, accidentally shooting your grandson with a blank to start a wedding, how weird it would be to be saved by a doctor who's dressed up for Halloween, one of the craziest deep sea fish ever, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

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Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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1h 22min
October 18, 2023 Can You Don't? | Turnip. Hotwire. Priapism. Excitebike.
Pro Tip: If you find yourself attending an 'end of life party' for a friend, do not ask to take a sip of their life ending cocktail just to see what it tastes like. Let's talk about that, some super neat facts about Halloween, a telltale sign you're from a small town, a McDonald's bathroom story from literal hell, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/kashskkA1J4

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Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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Fan Mail:
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1h 25min
October 11, 2023 Can You Don't? | Beans. Lonely. Game Show. Businessman.
Does the thought of watching someone rub cake in their armpits turn you on? How about the thought of standing naked in the kitchen and pouring beans all over your body? Or how about simply seeing a shoe under some boobs? If yes, you are going to LOVE this episode! Let's talk about that, dragging a dead body around Target, a new shock video we didn't have the balls to watch, how lame it would be to get denied a date based solely off the look of your dong, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/uETg0fyl3xs

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Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
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1h 15min
October 04, 2023 Can You Don't? | Puppets. China. Breakfast. Sand Castle.
Do you think if you and your friends returned back to a hotel after a night of partying you could run the whole business because there were no employees in the building? Let's talk about that, what movie you wish you could watch again for the first time, an old lady using a knife to break into your bathroom stall, how poorly Joe would do in today's China, and more on this episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/bxcYHqV7uKE

Send in segment content: [email protected]
Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt

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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
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...more
1h 29min
September 27, 2023 Can You Don't? | Steve Urkel. Please. Sauna. Bus Driver.
Exploring the wild west with Lewis and Clark would have been pretty sweet... IF you had an off-road, motorized Lazy-E-Boy recliner! Let's talk about that, fast food restaurants with hot tubs inside, making the 911 dispatcher use their manners during an emergency, 40 people working together to lift a bus off a kid, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/7Mm4fJHdz4Y

Send in segment content: [email protected]
Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
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1h 23min
September 20, 2023 Can You Don't? | Pancreas. Grasshoppers. Egg. Electrical Wire.
If you were turned into an egg for one year, who would you trust to keep you safe in order to win a million dollars? Let's talk about that, getting a bunch of electrical wire stuck in your pee hole, the best ways to spend money, accidentally turning off your friend's pancreas, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

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New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/CDeAcm77ZBk

Send in segment content: [email protected]
Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt

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Fan Mail:
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...more
1h 21min

FAQs about Can You Don't?:

How many episodes does Can You Don't? have?

The podcast currently has 176 episodes available.

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