Can You Don't?

Can You Don't?

By Joe Paisley and Bryan AlbrandtComedyArtsImprov
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    85 min

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Can You Don't? episodes

  • Can You Don't? | Finger. Antifreeze. Doug. Forearm.

    It's hard to imagine surviving a fall from 100 feet, let alone surviving a fall from 650 feet into a volcano! Let's talk about that, a doctor that refuses to wear gloves while touching your junk, being locked into a gym membership for life, sticking your finger inside a mall Santa's butthole in order to make him talk, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


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    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST


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    1 hr 17 min
  • Can You Don't? | Speeding. Liver. Summary. Circus Family.

    Remember that time you were sitting at home with your family and the robot vacuum started screaming racial slurs at everyone? It has happened. Let's talk about that, how annoying it would be to have to go bowling every single day, donating part of your liver to a complete stranger, your wife having sex with your brother, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***


    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST


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    1 hr 17 min
  • Can You Don't? | Magic Penis. Sioux Falls. Idiots. Huge Pearl.

    Imagine finding something worth $100 million, not knowing what it's worth, then just putting it under your bed for a decade as you continue on with your boring life. Yikes. Let's talk about that, accidentally throwing away an art installation, finding your family pet 30 years after it went missing, how amazing it is that any of us get anywhere safely, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***


    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST


    Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/EKsR2M_eGzo


    Send in segment content: [email protected]

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    Can You Don't?

    PO Box 1062

    Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816


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    1 hr 28 min
  • Can You Don't? | Credit Score. Underwater. Goat. Axe Peen.

    Have you ever been so high on mushrooms that you decided it was a good idea to cut your dick off with an axe? Let's talk about that, how many bugs we eat without knowing it, running a marathon with a goat, jerking off a silverback gorilla, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***


    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST


    Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/eydC6IqvJkg


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    Can You Don't?

    PO Box 1062

    Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816


    Hugs and Tugs.

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    1 hr 37 min
  • Can You Don't? | Speedway. Twins. Signature. Plastic Burrito.

    A little piece of advice. When strolling through an animal sanctuary, please refrain from grabbing a chicken from its nest and chucking it into an alligator pit. Let's talk about that, old things that should never be updated, grinding your junk on your grandparents, unknowingly telling the world how much you love Justin Bieber's new haircut, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***


    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST


    Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/HLUZb1QnKEw


    Send in segment content: [email protected]

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    Can You Don't?

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    1 hr 24 min
  • Can You Don't? | Nashville. Fingernails. Complainer. That's Sad.

    Imagine it's a beautiful Sunday morning... you're at your favorite local coffee shop, looking out the window, and thinking about the great day ahead. Then, a man with half his head missing, walks down the street in front of you. Normal. Let's talk about that, fighting a clone of yourself to the death, throwing baby puffins off cliffs, making over 20,000 noise complaints to the local airport, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***


    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST


    Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/zEnTn5nEP2g


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    Can You Don't?

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    1 hr 33 min
  • Can You Don't? | Lunchbox. Perfect Crime. Mice. Dance Break.

    Sometimes it's not enough to simply jam a vegetable up your butthole. Sometimes you need to find a way to get a stranger's motor vehicle involved in the process. Let's talk about that, a kid accidentally breaking an ancient jar in a museum, saying some stupid shit while in bed, learning that talking about your "perfect crime" isn't a good idea, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***


    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST


    Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/uOIiS9PwesM


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    Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

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    Can You Don't?

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    1 hr 23 min
  • Can You Don't? | Jaws of Life. Headlock. Crosswalk. Snake Poop.

    What would your reaction be if you were a firefighter and after saving a kid that was stuck in a swing, someone snuck up and stole your Jaws of Life machine? Let's talk about that, why no one seems to think there are any rules outside of grocery stores, being a complete dickhead to complete strangers ALL THE TIME, reading a book to a classroom while holding an autistic kid in a headlock, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***


    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST


    Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/ZHMNw7E1Tgo


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    Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

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    FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast

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    YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt


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    Fan Mail:

    Can You Don't?

    PO Box 1062

    Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816


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    1 hr 27 min
  • Can You Don't? | Blue Water. Mirrors. Pause. Off-Site Morgue.

    How pissed would you be if you spent MONTHS looking for your family member that the hospital told you checked herself out... only to later find out she was actually dead the entire time? Let's talk about that, getting completely covered in pee and poo, blanketing the planet with giant mirrors to make more daylight hours, accidentally handing out candies made of solid meth to the homeless population, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***


    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST


    Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/xe7J26kuMcc


    Send in segment content: [email protected]

    Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

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    YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt


    Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com


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    Can You Don't?

    PO Box 1062

    Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816


    Hugs and Tugs.

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    1 hr 27 min
  • Can You Don't? | Barcode. Stretch. VCR. Donkey Hole.

    Have you ever watched Deadliest Catch? Have you ever watched Deadliest Catch with your girlfriend's dad? Have you ever watched Deadliest Catch with your girlfriend's dad while your penis is inside his daughter's butthole? Let's talk about that, smashing your way into a Mexican restaurant to steal booze, accidentally allowing your child to watch porn instead of Barney, blending a spider into a milkshake for revenge, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***


    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST


    Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/Oi8fMzH_9og


    Send in segment content: [email protected]

    Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

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    FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast

    IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast

    YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt


    Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com


    Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen


    Fan Mail:

    Can You Don't?

    PO Box 1062

    Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816


    Hugs and Tugs.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1 hr 30 min

About Can You Don't?

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Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly…

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