Can You Don't?

By Joe Paisley and Bryan AlbrandtComedy Arts Improv

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Typical duration
85 min
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Can You Don't? episodes

March 19, 2025 Can You Don't? | Oysters. High Knees. Bland. Goblin Crawl.
When you think of having the ideal birthday, I bet you picture that day involving cleaning up someone else's poop all day long, right? Perfect. Let's talk about that, hiding milk in your school's ceiling tiles, dirty talking during sex about mashed potatoes, where the f***k did the Moses Lake fountain go, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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PO Box 1062
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1 hr 22 min
March 12, 2025 Can You Don't? | Meatus Hole. Giant Cube. Cotton. Emergency Donuts.
Bryan pissed the bed. Let's talk about that, trying to reason with criminals over splitting lottery winnings because they stole your credit card to buy said winning lottery ticket, an insane giant mega-cube that houses over 400,000 people, how Bryan actually pissed the bed, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816

Hugs and Tugs.
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1 hr 20 min
March 05, 2025 Can You Don't? | Noodle Bounty. Phobias. Thirteen. Sex Spells.
Did you know that for just a few hundred dollars, you can have a stranger on Etsy do a magic spell that will make your penis bigger or have the person of your choosing act like a sissy little cum slut? Let's talk about that, going to jail for your birthday, all the different phobias that people have, the best baby name to ever exist, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816

Hugs and Tugs.
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1 hr 46 min
February 26, 2025 Can You Don't? | 5 Yards. Garage. Star. HJ Potato.
We're not sure who needs to hear this but... if you're looking to blast a bunch of meth over a wall and into a prison, using a high-powered, air cannon isn't going to be the quietest option available. Let's talk about that, an elderly neighbor planning on throwing a Goddamn rager, how much is light is too much light in your garage, discovering that mummy bodies actually smell "pretty good" after all, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

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Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen

Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816

Hugs and Tugs.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
1 hr 26 min
February 19, 2025 Can You Don't? | Double Yellow. Fleece Blanket. Sticker. Crematorium.
Picture yourself out on a nice date at a local watering hole with that special someone. However, this particular bar is located on death row so everyone has to overlook the executions. Yikes. Let's talk about that, a couple's dispute about aggressive road rage, a completely tone-deaf commercial about helping homeless children, an insurance company getting double screwed by screwing over a college kid, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816

Hugs and Tugs.
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1 hr 30 min
February 12, 2025 Can You Don't? | Timeshare. Jump Rope. Neighborly. Claire's.
Well everyone... Bryan's vacation to Mexico ended in a way that we've all feared could happen to us. Let's talk about that, someone's dong getting stuck to the sidewalk during a bar fight, Joe getting yelled at by his neighbor, saving some lives because you happen to be a professional jump roper, living in the middle of a freeway because you got a little too stubborn, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

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Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen

Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816

Hugs and Tugs.
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1 hr 35 min
February 05, 2025 Can You Don't? | Penis Pen. Door Slam. Rat. Wet Nose.
Nomination for "Best Friend" of the year: He tricks into getting a sex change and then threatens to kill your dad if you don't marry him! Let's talk about that, the best way to find out if your computer is on fire, sitting down with your mom to watch a video of you cumming all over yourself, all the facts you could ever want about dogs, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

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Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen

Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816

Hugs and Tugs.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
1 hr 30 min
January 29, 2025 Can You Don't? | Scavenger Hunt. Fanny Pack. Ketamine. Hooker.
How would you react if you had some wild, spontaneous sex with your partner while out drinking on the town... only to find out the next morning that the building ya'll were pounding against was a rape and abuse crises center? Let's talk about that, having to wear a magic fanny pack 24/7, being so good at fishing that you're able to save a drowning woman, ditching all your belongings to avoid some good ol' fashioned airport embarrassment, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

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Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen

Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816

Hugs and Tugs.
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1 hr 24 min
January 22, 2025 Can You Don't? | Payphone. Sex Dream. Nut. Glass Bong.
We learn a new life lesson today everyone! If you have a severe nut allergy, don't let someone nut inside you because if that someone ate nuts, that nut contain nuts. That's nuts! Let's talk about that, a payphone that only plays fucking bird sounds, having someone drink whiskey off your knockers then piss their bed, telling your boss you had sex with them in your dream last night, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

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Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen

Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816

Hugs and Tugs.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
1 hr 21 min
January 15, 2025 Can You Don't? | Garbage. Cheat Code. Bolt. Steering Wheel.
Would you ruin someone's life anonymously in order to avoid embarrassing yourself in front of over 120 million people? Let's talk about that, yanking the driver's steering wheel to avoid a potential bad situation, letting all the prisoners out so they can go celebrate the new year, ending a relationship over how they cook hamburgers, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/ySQM3XvzMKA

Send in segment content: [email protected]
Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt

Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen

Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816

Hugs and Tugs.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
1 hr 18 min

About Can You Don't?

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Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly…