Can You Don't?

By Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly moc

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How many episodes does Can You Don't? have?

The podcast currently has 156 episodes available.

Can You Don't? episodes:

January 31, 2024 Can You Don't? | Sawdust. Kitchen Knife. Cat Tail. Fallacy.
Did you know that we used to have mouse traps that were loaded with gunpowder and would literally blast mice in the face? Let's talk about that, sneaking crazy ass things into people's food just for funzzies, opening a shocker of a gift while on a Tinder date, Joe catching some dude beating off in the casino bathroom, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/ugUaC707Wyc

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1h 27min
January 24, 2024 Can You Don't? | Mailman. Fiancé. Chess. Safety Meeting.
If you were going on a swimming with sharks expedition and the guy giving you the safety briefing was missing a fair amount of limbs... would that change anything for you? Let's talk about that, Bryan flopping his dong around in his living room window, helping so many people track down their stolen bikes, getting stripped of your medals for pooping in a bathtub, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/DiQrt9wRkXQ

Send in segment content: [email protected]
Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt

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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
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Hugs and Tugs.

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1h 26min
January 17, 2024 Can You Don't? | Toaster Steak. Glass Jar. Spikes. Covered Wagon.
Can you imagine ordering an Uber and some dude named Jebadiah rolls up in a covered wagon, ready to take you and your friends downtown? Let's talk about that, setting up a living room scene around a massive pothole, extracting semen from your dead husband in order to have another baby, using an old overhead projector to communicate during sexy time, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/NFUwY5K1tSE

Send in segment content: [email protected]
Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt

Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816

Hugs and Tugs.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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1h 29min
January 10, 2024 Can You Don't? | Simulation. Tamale. MRI. Hazmat Suit.
Have you ever come across a bathroom attendant while out and about at a fancy bar or restaurant? Have you ever thought about how funny it would be if there was an attendant in a bathroom that didn't have any stalls? Let's talk about that, stealing pictures of food and claiming you made them on social media, the chances that we're all living in a simulation right now, shooting yourself in the butt because you took a gun into an MRI machine, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/h5I1Rgm64cE

Send in segment content: [email protected]
Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt

Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
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Hugs and Tugs.

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1h 32min
January 03, 2024 Can You Don't? | Toilet Paper. Tool Bag. Piano. Piss Goose.
Does it drive you insane when someone doesn't finish common household tasks completely? Let's talk about that, not knowing that you had a pair of freakin' chopsticks jammed up in your brain, why do a lot of us hide the toilet paper in the bathroom, having to be breast fed by your mom for the rest of your life, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/x5M-GQueAFE

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Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
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1h 22min
December 27, 2023 Can You Don't? | Wasabi Powder. Twins. Vintage Vase. Origami.
Remember that time you searched for 'dick sex' on PornHub? OF COURSE YOU DON'T! Let's talk about that, using an AI chatbot to catfish an old man out of a lot of money, screwing your ex in the bathroom at a party you invited your current boyfriend to, smashing yourself while moving your husband's motorcycle trying to be nice, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/KUYD4Kuf5CY

Send in segment content: [email protected]
Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
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...more
1h 21min
December 20, 2023 Can You Don't? | Guacamole. Sleeping Cows. Mixer. Hostage Situation.
Have you ever been to a Christmas party that ended with everyone watching your boss plow his wife in front of everybody and vomit in your favorite guacamole bowl? Let's talk about that, hiding from the cops in a barn with a bunch of cows, wanting a lesser sentence for items you stole because they were on sale, how much money is really spent on Christmas related items each year, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/tyV273lonGM

Send in segment content: [email protected]
Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
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...more
1h 26min
December 13, 2023 Can You Don't? | Spray Tan. Ratchet Strap. Drywall. I'mBleedingOut.
Here's the situation. Your car has just been stolen and it sucks. Added bummer... your child was inside that car. Triple dummer, Volkswagen won't track the car because you haven't signed up for their tracking service. Let's talk about that, pounding Hulk Hogan's spray tanned vajay, your husband refusing to park his big-ass truck outside the garage, not getting mad in traffic because of some concerning bumperstickers, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/Ie1vL3Qa50k

Send in segment content: [email protected]
Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
Merch Inquires: [email protected]

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IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast
YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt

Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen

Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816

Hugs and Tugs.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
...more
1h 22min
December 06, 2023 Can You Don't? | Rockets. The Drip. Mowing the Lawn. Not a Bomb.
Can you imagine standing in line at the airport, just trying to buy your morning coffee... when suddenly you get taken out from behind by an out of control motorized suitcase? Let's talk about that, coworkers that are WAY to sensitive, thinking your vageener made your husband gag when it was actually just the drugs you guys consumed, slamming your entire hand in a door on a weekly basis, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/0pdzuahGZxA

Send in segment content: [email protected]
Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt

Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816

Hugs and Tugs.

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1h 33min
November 29, 2023 Can You Don't? | Power Rangers. Oven Clock. Throat. Cargo Plane.
Can a person have an emotional support horse? And if so, can you imagine having to sit next to it on an airplane? Let's talk about that, how out of your Goddamn mind you have to be to actually need the am/pm setting on your oven, having to poop during an active shooter situation, being really bad at killing people, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/KgAncCX7IpQ

Send in segment content: [email protected]
Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
Merch Inquires: [email protected]

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YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt

Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816

Hugs and Tugs.
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...more
1h 33min

FAQs about Can You Don't?:

How many episodes does Can You Don't? have?

The podcast currently has 156 episodes available.

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