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Can You Don't? episodes
- Can You Don't? | Mailman. Fiancé. Chess. Safety Meeting.
If you were going on a swimming with sharks expedition and the guy giving you the safety briefing was missing a fair amount of limbs... would that change anything for you? Let's talk about that, Bryan flopping his dong around in his living room window, helping so many people track down their stolen bikes, getting stripped of your medals for pooping in a bathtub, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***
New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST
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1 hr 26 min - Can You Don't? | Toaster Steak. Glass Jar. Spikes. Covered Wagon.
Can you imagine ordering an Uber and some dude named Jebadiah rolls up in a covered wagon, ready to take you and your friends downtown? Let's talk about that, setting up a living room scene around a massive pothole, extracting semen from your dead husband in order to have another baby, using an old overhead projector to communicate during sexy time, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***
New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST
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Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt
Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen
Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816
Hugs and Tugs.
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1 hr 29 min - Can You Don't? | Simulation. Tamale. MRI. Hazmat Suit.
Have you ever come across a bathroom attendant while out and about at a fancy bar or restaurant? Have you ever thought about how funny it would be if there was an attendant in a bathroom that didn't have any stalls? Let's talk about that, stealing pictures of food and claiming you made them on social media, the chances that we're all living in a simulation right now, shooting yourself in the butt because you took a gun into an MRI machine, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***
New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST
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Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt
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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816
Hugs and Tugs.
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1 hr 32 min - Can You Don't? | Toilet Paper. Tool Bag. Piano. Piss Goose.
Does it drive you insane when someone doesn't finish common household tasks completely? Let's talk about that, not knowing that you had a pair of freakin' chopsticks jammed up in your brain, why do a lot of us hide the toilet paper in the bathroom, having to be breast fed by your mom for the rest of your life, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***
New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST
Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/x5M-GQueAFE
Send in segment content: [email protected]
Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
Merch Inquires: [email protected]
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YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt
Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen
Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816
Hugs and Tugs.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
1 hr 22 min - Can You Don't? | Wasabi Powder. Twins. Vintage Vase. Origami.
Remember that time you searched for 'dick sex' on PornHub? OF COURSE YOU DON'T! Let's talk about that, using an AI chatbot to catfish an old man out of a lot of money, screwing your ex in the bathroom at a party you invited your current boyfriend to, smashing yourself while moving your husband's motorcycle trying to be nice, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***
New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST
Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/KUYD4Kuf5CY
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Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816
Hugs and Tugs.
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1 hr 21 min - Can You Don't? | Guacamole. Sleeping Cows. Mixer. Hostage Situation.
Have you ever been to a Christmas party that ended with everyone watching your boss plow his wife in front of everybody and vomit in your favorite guacamole bowl? Let's talk about that, hiding from the cops in a barn with a bunch of cows, wanting a lesser sentence for items you stole because they were on sale, how much money is really spent on Christmas related items each year, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***
New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST
Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/tyV273lonGM
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Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt
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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816
Hugs and Tugs.
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1 hr 26 min - Can You Don't? | Spray Tan. Ratchet Strap. Drywall. I'mBleedingOut.
Here's the situation. Your car has just been stolen and it sucks. Added bummer... your child was inside that car. Triple dummer, Volkswagen won't track the car because you haven't signed up for their tracking service. Let's talk about that, pounding Hulk Hogan's spray tanned vajay, your husband refusing to park his big-ass truck outside the garage, not getting mad in traffic because of some concerning bumperstickers, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***
New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST
Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/Ie1vL3Qa50k
Send in segment content: [email protected]
Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
Merch Inquires: [email protected]
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YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt
Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816
Hugs and Tugs.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
1 hr 22 min - Can You Don't? | Rockets. The Drip. Mowing the Lawn. Not a Bomb.
Can you imagine standing in line at the airport, just trying to buy your morning coffee... when suddenly you get taken out from behind by an out of control motorized suitcase? Let's talk about that, coworkers that are WAY to sensitive, thinking your vageener made your husband gag when it was actually just the drugs you guys consumed, slamming your entire hand in a door on a weekly basis, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***
New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST
Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/0pdzuahGZxA
Send in segment content: [email protected]
Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
Merch Inquires: [email protected]
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YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt
Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen
Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816
Hugs and Tugs.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
1 hr 33 min - Can You Don't? | Power Rangers. Oven Clock. Throat. Cargo Plane.
Can a person have an emotional support horse? And if so, can you imagine having to sit next to it on an airplane? Let's talk about that, how out of your Goddamn mind you have to be to actually need the am/pm setting on your oven, having to poop during an active shooter situation, being really bad at killing people, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***
New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST
Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/KgAncCX7IpQ
Send in segment content: [email protected]
Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
Merch Inquires: [email protected]
FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast
IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast
YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt
Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen
Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816
Hugs and Tugs.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
1 hr 33 min - Can You Don't? | Truth. Truck. Sugar. Useless Baby.
Be honest. If Arnold Schwarzenegger and a baby were both drowning in a pool and you could only save one of them... you'd at least consider saving Arnold. Let's talk about that, doing a good deed but then thanking yourself in the local newspaper afterwards, the world's worst detective, pouring sugar on your butthole, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***
New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST
Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/5y852chR4UU
Send in segment content: [email protected]
Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
Merch Inquires: [email protected]
FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast
IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast
YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt
Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen
Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816
Hugs and Tugs.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
1 hr 23 min
About Can You Don't?
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Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly…
mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.
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