Can You Don't?

Can You Don't?

By Joe Paisley and Bryan AlbrandtComedyArtsImprov
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    85 min

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Can You Don't? episodes

  • Can You Don't? | Anal. Fat Folds. Back Hair. Johnny Cash.

    Maybe we're just uninformed about the topic... but it seems like metal detectors should be able to detect an entire gun being hidden inside some fat rolls, yeah? Let's talk about that, Uncle Zaq being super hairy, accidentally having anal sex for four years, your cat having the face of Tommy Lee Jones, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***


    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST


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    PO Box 1062

    Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816


    Hugs and Tugs.

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    1 hr 21 min
  • Can You Don't? | Sandpaper. Peaches. Porch. Roofing Tarp.

    Have you ever been driving by someone's house, thought they had a nice porch, and then decided to just take their entire porch home with you? Let's talk about that, getting butt-blasted by the nicest man with an advent calendar, how many people do you actually care about in your life, getting COVID for the third Goddamn time, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***


    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST


    Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/-zExMGkkUg4


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    Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

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    Fan Mail:

    Can You Don't?

    PO Box 1062

    Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816


    Hugs and Tugs.

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    1 hr 17 min
  • Can You Don't? | Wheat Field. Campground. Donuts. Kitchen Sink.

    How funny is the world going to look when everyone is aloud to own and operate their own jetpacks? Let's talk about that, leaving your family because they don't know how to use a trashcan, promotional events that completely backfired, tugging on your dong while running a marathon, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***


    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST


    Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/dixF-vCMTms


    Send in segment content: [email protected]

    Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

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    YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt


    Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

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    Fan Mail:

    Can You Don't?

    PO Box 1062

    Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816


    Hugs and Tugs.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1 hr 20 min
  • Can You Don't? | Sacramento. Camping. Free Throw. Chicken Blood.

    Joe might have accidentally ruined some poor stranger's life in an airport on his way back from vacation. The world may never know. Let's talk about that, shoving chicken blood in your vagina to pretend you're still a virgin, some of the most ridiculous stadium names out there, screaming at cyclists for doing stupid cyclists things, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***


    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST


    Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/7dJxtKOA5j4


    Send in segment content: [email protected]

    Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

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    YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt


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    Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen


    Fan Mail:

    Can You Don't?

    PO Box 1062

    Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816


    Hugs and Tugs.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1 hr 21 min
  • Can You Don't? | Carseat. Ice Hole. Gummy. Birdhouse.

    Have you ever wished you had a birdhouse made out of soap that you could smash your penis inside of while taking a shower? YOU HAVE?! Us too. Let's talk about that, having to get permission from your parents every time you wanted to orgasm, accidentally launching a baby out of a moving vehicle, getting way too high and attempting to complete an escape room with your family, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***


    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST


    Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/UoC9O0hfP2Y


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    Can You Don't?

    PO Box 1062

    Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816


    Hugs and Tugs.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1 hr 22 min
  • Can You Don't? | Spaceship. Barbie. Sheets. Pickleball.

    How would you react if you came home from work to find your dog chewing on the leg of a vintage Barbie doll? Let's talk about that, how good you'd be at bowling if you did it everyday for a year straight, a 10ft tall metal spaceship that's for sale online, threatening to go on a hunger strike over a situation that definitely doesn't require a hunger strike, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***


    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST


    Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/BvrKyDkJjU4


    Send in segment content: [email protected]

    Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

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    FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast

    IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast

    YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt


    Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

    Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen


    Fan Mail:

    Can You Don't?

    PO Box 1062

    Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816


    Hugs and Tugs.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1 hr 17 min
  • Can You Don't? | Piranhas. Decapitation. Recliner. Anal Warrant.

    If you filled an entire swimming pool with used condoms, would you sink to the bottom or just kinda sit on top? Let's talk about that, having to get a search warrant to do a cavity search, doctors being able to reattach a kid's head, baboons stealing chips from a gas station, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***


    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST


    Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/cvxXy2vPqqA


    Send in segment content: [email protected]

    Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

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    FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast

    IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast

    YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt


    Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

    Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen


    Fan Mail:

    Can You Don't?

    PO Box 1062

    Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816


    Hugs and Tugs.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1 hr 15 min
  • Can You Don't? | Finger Guns. Revenge. Pork. Rest Area.

    How annoying is it when people stop to chat in the middle of a busy walkway, clogging everything up for everyone? Bryan get's super fired up. Let's talk about that, no one caring that you're trying to rob them, having to live full time inside a strip club, getting offered a blowjob while taking a massive dump at a rest area, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***


    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST


    Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/J_LM6uk2_dA


    Send in segment content: [email protected]

    Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

    Merch Inquires: [email protected]


    FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast

    IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast

    YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt


    Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

    Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen


    Fan Mail:

    Can You Don't?

    PO Box 1062

    Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816


    Hugs and Tugs.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1 hr 21 min
  • Can You Don't? | Kirby. WaveRunner. Teddy Bear. Plastic Chair.

    What would you do if you were robbed at gunpoint... but then the robber made you friend request him on Facebook because you were too pretty to rob? Yep... that happened. Let's talk about that, celebrate a whole month of Uncle Zaq sleeping on the couch in the CYD basement, tossing a 3 year old in jail for peeing his pants, medicine that can help you grow teeth, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***


    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST


    Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/o2pmILd4de0


    Send in segment content: [email protected]

    Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

    Merch Inquires: [email protected]


    FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast

    IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast

    YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt


    Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

    Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen


    Fan Mail:

    Can You Don't?

    PO Box 1062

    Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816


    Hugs and Tugs.


    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1 hr 21 min
  • Can You Don't? | Janitor. String Cheese. Umpire. Star Wipe.

    Have you ever been watching porn, had something catch you off guard, and then just end up laughing instead of finishing? Joe will explain. Let's talk about that, a drunk magician who just pisses all over a stranger, Bryan not being sure what cheddar cheese looks, Lance Armstrong hanging a pair of balls off his bike, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***


    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST


    Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/Oka-J6oKDzU


    Send in segment content: [email protected]

    Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

    Merch Inquires: [email protected]


    FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast

    IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast

    YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt


    Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

    Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen


    Fan Mail:

    Can You Don't?

    PO Box 1062

    Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816


    Hugs and Tugs.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1 hr 18 min

About Can You Don't?

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Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly…

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