Purple Platinum Garlic: Funky, Potent, and Not Here to Make Friends
Today we fired up something bold enough to punch your taste buds and your stress into submission: Purple Platinum Garlic. This heavy-hitting hybrid is what happens when GMO (Garlic Cookies) hooks up with Platinum OG ā and trust us, the kids turned out loud.
But we didnāt stop at flower. We dialed it up with concentrates on the Sykloud by Bomb Erigs ā our go-to portable rig when we want a session that hits smooth, stays clean, and makes dabbing feel less like work and more like a joyride. Want one? Bombās site plus code cannabisschool knocks 10% off ā because weāre thoughtful like that.
Potency & Profile
THC: A reckless 30ā35%
CBD: Basically none (0.01ā1%) ā all gas, no brakes.
This is not your mild ārun errands and call grandmaā strain. Purple Platinum Garlic clears your schedule for you ā so plan accordingly.
Terpene Crew
Caryophyllene: Spicy kick that chills out stress and inflammation. The only terp that parties with your endocannabinoid system.
Limonene: Bright citrus ā puts a grin on your face and sunshine in your brain.
Humulene: Earthy, woody, and your best shot at resisting the snack drawer.
Myrcene: Musky herbal knockout punch ā your ticket to feeling like a warm puddle.
Flavor Vibe
Imagine garlic bread ā but make it purple and psychoactive. Youāll catch bold garlic and herbs on the inhale, a sweet creamy exhale, and a little earthy sage riding shotgun. Weird? Yep. Delicious? Also yep. Funk lovers only.
How It Hits
Starts in the head with a fast, floaty rush ā giggles mandatory. The body buzz creeps in, wraps you up, and gently herds you toward the couch with a snack in one hand and your phone full of questionable late-night purchases in the other. Perfect for winding down, stress-zapping, or letting your brain wander into unexpected genius.
Bag Appeal
Dense forest-green buds laced with deep purple, blazing orange pistils, and so many trichomes they look sugar-dusted. This is the jar you open when you want your friends to go, āDamnā¦ā
Growerās Lowdown
Flower Time: 8ā9 weeks
Indoor: ~400g/m²
Outdoor: ~500g per plant, early October harvest
Solid, sturdy, and grows like it knows itās about to break your tolerance.
Good For
Stress & anxiety
Chronic pain
Appetite loss
Laughing at your own jokes for an hour straight
Final Word
Whether youāre here for that garlic funk, the knockout body high, or to break in your Sykloud rig, Purple Platinum Garlic does not disappoint. It doesnāt sneak up on you ā it breaks the door down, plops on your couch, and raids your fridge.
Spark it. Dab it. Enjoy the ride.
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