It’s Laurie and Chris, with a little Cliss.

Topics: JT made HI-CHEW beer and sent chocolate and fig preserves! Chris’ nightstand. Mai sent us paper food! The fish market. Going to the hospital. Dogs and bikes. Mrs. Clark, Chris’ first grade teacher. Hives. Do not blink. A socka fulla blood. A coupon. Saba Jam! A high amount of soft. Do you ever find yourself mad? Summer vegetables. Rold Gold is not Red Gold. The tomato fields of Indiana. A mailed potato. David has a pet named Walter. From behind. Keep your dog on a leash. Hank is puppo of the week. Retail Nightmares is the best podcast. Friendship. Personal Pan Rice Krispie Treats. Doughboys can’t be bought. No penetration of the Cracklin’ Oat Bran. Farley Elliott.

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It’s Laurie and Chris (no Cliss).

Topics: Strong Mustard Content. A Rice Krispie Treat is a gift. Texts from family members. No Further Questions. None Pizza Left Beef. Jeremy Renner. Other people’s shoes. Dump and stir. Lemon Bullshit Cake recipe. Friends of the podcast. My love and your ignorance. What Was This Food Network Episode All About? Walgreens cookout.

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It’s just Laurie and Chris this week. Topics: Robot voice. Writing. Cliss’ brother. Beyond Goatse. Gilbert. A finger. Cat steam. Straws. Rat piss. Lots of Likes, Miami edition. JCP. Black and white cookies. Mashups. Todd Bridges. Patty Lupone. A Full Dinty house.

We recorded remotely (using a podcasting service we will never use again), and the sound quality isn’t great. We promise future remote eps will have better sound quality.

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The fantastic Matt and Ted Lee are here to talk about their new book, Hotbox.

Topics: Ball of goo. Bucket of kimchi. Alison Roman. These are things that happened. They’re real big. No further questions. Chef cruise. @Crust Magazine @anannadroid @hooleil @john_birdsall @korshawilson. Summer camp storytelling challenge. Laurie’s mom. Fiddlehead ferns. @restofesto @ruckerfoad (JT). The Summit Y. Roasted vegetables. Matt and Ted Lee. I will find you.

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Maggie Hoffman, the original “Hello, Listener” is here with her new book, BATCH COCKTAILS!

Topics: Sugar. Lunch but it’s breakfast. Train eating. Totes. Retail Nightmares with Alicia and Jessica. Remix. Pants on the inside. She’s got a deep voice, too. Connie Britton is a treasure. Esoteric HI-CHEW. Burger Rings. Weed City. Sloughed off flesh. Truffles in your underpants. A very brief statement on Peep’s. My favorite book of the Bible. It’s Hello, Listener! Julia Bainbridge’s podcast, The Lonely Hour.

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Priya Krishna is here to talk about her new cookbook, Indian-ish!

Topics: Amy Grant. Baby, Baby. Keith Thomas. Friends. Chris Judson. Amy Jahnke. Growers. Show-ers. Choads/chodes. Sari Kamin! June 15-16, Urinal Strike!

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Yasmin Khan is here with her beautiful new book, Zaitoun: Recipes and Stories from the Palestinian Kitchen

Topics: Happy Cherry. The Greatest City in the World. Malfunctions. Introductions. Kai Ryssdal. Air horn. Durian. All the podcasts. Retail Nightmares is the best podcast. Happy birthday, Laurie. I would not bake for you. The sex lives of public radio hosts. Legacies. KRF. Terry Gross. Ari Shapiro. Nina Totenberg. Don’t look in my eyes. London. France. I see a dead chicken’s head. Mega Fauna. Speedways. OMG so much candy and seasoning and mustard from Marisa Miller! What’s the worst thing you ate? The Heavenly Bed. Boner pie. I’ll bake for you. Just facts.

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Sister and brother, Romilly and Griffin Newman, are our guests!

Romilly (recovering teen chef) and Griffin (star of Amazon’s The Tick and co-host of the Blank Check podcast) join us to talk food, Chopped, and bodily ailments.

Topics: Murder. JT. Owen. As a mom. Naps. Cancer, a Love Story, by Christen Clifford. Pen15. Cats. Piss Kiss. Travels. Nigella. A little eye. How to Shop. Retail Nightmares. Big ol’ bucket. Cake. Spice nerds. Fergus Henderson. Candy is a gateway to Jesus. Grape Mentos.

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Stella Parks/BraveTart is here, and she brought cake!

Topics: The big headphones. 3D. LSD. Take half. Meetings. Speaking. Hello, listener. Always something to learn. Creating spaces. Everyone gets arrested. Navigating parties. Lemonade party. A list. Full Dinty, again. She’s ok. A hamster. Alaska. A wide-legged jean. Both eyes. Choose your choice. Greyhound. Flavorful Origins. PorknWhiskey. Wilford Brimley. Oatmeal. Will Scarlett.

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Grace Bonney, founder of Design*Sponge + @goodcompanyzine and author of In The Company of Women, is our amazing guest, talking about the realities of publishing and so much more.

Topics: Lin-Manuel Miranda. Dear Evan Hansen. Cool story, bro is not the name of this episode. Avocado toast shoes. Jesus buns. Food shoes. Wide feet. Full Dinty. Herp Mouth. Shoes for Cliss. Busy Tonight. Caissie St. Onge. Heels on the couch. It’s a pump. Straight in the eyes. Dragonfruit. Panic in the Kmart. Exotic candy. Child of a pirate. Take down your birthday. As a mom is back. Abandoned shopping malls. Grace Bonney!

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