Carbface

By Laurie Woolever and Chris ThorntonComedy Arts Food

Carbface episodes

February 08, 2021 We Have To Assume That Julia Child Doesn't Have Trenchmouth
We’re back, and we brought Julia Child with us.
We’re watching three episodes across the ten seasons of Julia's first show, The French Chef. First up is Season 1, Episode 1: Beouf Bourguignon.
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1 hr 20 min
October 20, 2020 Sad Resigned Little Hotdog in a Can of Water
Tasting Brach’s Turkey Dinner candy corn.
Read all about this new candy corn.
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45 min
September 30, 2020 'Gina Swoop
We’re back along with Laurie’s air conditioner.
Recommendation: Lisa Donovan’s memoir, Our Lady of Perpetual Hunger.
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36 min
May 28, 2020 I Have Filled This Toilet with Shredded Carrots
It’s Laurie and Chris with their dreams.
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50 min
May 14, 2020 Full Body Frown with Joseph Hernandez
Our lives are changed forever by Joseph’s hedgehog.
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51 min
April 21, 2020 Thick White Parts
Laurie and Chris.
Living their best whatevers in quarantine.
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42 min
April 07, 2020 Crossover with Jessica Delisle and Alicia Tobin
The co-(g)hosts of the best podcast ever, RETAIL NIGHTMARES, are here! Alicia and Jessica join us through an intricate web of Zoom, phone, and tin cans to help make our dreams come true. Plus, we have the podcast world premiere of BONGO DANCE by Auto Syndicate (Jay Arner and Jessica Delisle!)
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Listen and support Jessica’s band, ENERGY SLIME.
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1 hr
March 31, 2020 The Oven of Life
It’s Laurie and Chris.
It’s the halting whisper of The Daily. Upstate New York. IGA. Super Valu vs. Super Value vs. Supr Value. The home of ham salad. An unknown self-quarantine. The murder basement. The NYT. Otterstan. Tiger King. Happy birthday, Laurie!
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28 min
March 23, 2020 Grimace's Butthole
It’s Laurie and Chris, homebound.
Please forgive the audio quality. We’re using USB mics. We’re alive and mostly well for now.
Alternate titles:
GO FOCACCIA YOURSELF
LUNAR FOOTWEAR
GALLOPING LESSONS
I'M COOKING FOOD
REAL-TIME GARBANZO FINDER
CHICKPEA AVAILABILITY INDEX
RELEASE THE BUTTHOLE CUT
WHAT ABOUT PROM BLAINE?
THE HOTDOG IS A GAPER
A HOTDOG DOWN A HOTDOG'S HALLWAY
CHICKPEA PERSONAL MASSAGER
A GAME OF DODGEBALL FOR MY JUNK
BE KIND, DO GOOD, EAT ASS
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53 min
February 25, 2020 Cokers and Poppy
It’s a mini-episode!
It’s just Laurie and Chris, and that is a blessing to you and your life. Recorded before Christmas, this content is TIMELESS.
Topics: Billy, chicken pox, clown mouth, Hustler magazines, and dog pregnancies. All this and what our favo(u)rite Food Network stars do on Jesus’ birthday.
Sponsored by:
Warby Parker
Barkbox
Storyworth
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19 min