This week the gang reads reviews on Carnival Cruises and perform a twist on a classic John Cage piece, get their 20 stuck in the money machine, and have a presidential debate. 

 

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Carnival Cruises

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Alf and Reilly do a dumb dumb and visit a sex club in Berlin.




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Lyrics if you want to sing along I guess.

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Oh well her name is Frahny Rosen

And shes got a special trait

Yeah I know she must be chosen

And if not it must be fate

What I’m bout to be exposing

You can see it on her face

It’s this itty bitty feature filled with dignity and grace




Yeah it’s her nose, her smeller, her sniffer, her sneezer

My past present future yeah I call it Ebenezer

The other kids might see it and’ll feel the need to tease her

But its only cause they’re jellou, everybody wanna squeeze her




Touching that little baby ball on your nose

Makes me feel it in my body from my head to my toes

You could tour the whole country, you’d be selling out shows

Just as more people see it popularity grows




They’d be standing in line, waiting for hours

Coming in from other countries and be leaving it flowers

Telling all their friends about their magical encounters

And just after one touch they’d swear it had superpowers




Imagine that your holding a marble in your hand

But the outsides made of velvet and the insides made of jam

A heavenly relationship like God to Abraham

And we’re just all beholders cause we’re in the promised land




Now I could go on describing the best feeling in the world

But you really should be striving on your on to find this girl




Ask her for a favor, tell her what you know

That she holds the keys to feel eternally aglow




And you too might just be rhyming what for years we’ve all been pining

That her nose is what you’re finding up under the mistletoe

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Beer Gardens

This week Alf and Reilly go to where the pets go and get into office humour, the origin of orangutangs, and mustard seeds.




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Petco

Alf and Reilly kill it at miming at the park and design the greatest carousel in this weeks episode of Review Revue! 

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Carousels

Alf and Reilly are back and are staying at the stinkiest indoor waterpark in town! 

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Great Wolf Lodge

Reilly and Alfred are joined by producer and filmmaker Ryan Hopkins as they return a house and cosplay Steve Jobs.




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Carnival Cruises

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