For the first time ever, we discuss infertility on the pod. Casey Balsham is a hysterical comedian and "wannabe mom" who has been trying for 5 years to have a baby. She's tried everything and she explains everything you need to know about egg freezing, embryos, and IVF. She is still in the process of getting pregnant. Infertility affects one in eight women and no one talks about it... until now!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Casey Balsham: How To Actually Make Babies & Be Inconcievable

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in.

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This episode might "go down" as one of our all-time favorites. The dialers brought it this week with brutally honest and funny stories about their latest adventures and mishaps in the bedroom. Plus, we discuss how Nikki Glaser is the reason we got married.  25% off at seed.com/berner with code 25BERN 15% off at citybeauty.com with code BERNER zocdoc.com/berner nurx.com/bern    

Berner Phone #40: Trying New Things In Bed

We were all told as kids that we wouldn't survive if we went outside with wet hair. This week, we are debunking old wives' tales to find out if everything we've been told by our parents was a lie.  zocdoc.com/berner asteproallergy.com goodr.com/BERNER for free shipping

Berner Phone #39: Debunking Old Wives' Tales

This week useless talents are becoming useful. We cover everything from heckling babies to weird toe talents.  25% off at Seed.com/BERN with code 25BERN 15% off at BEISTRAVEL.com/BERN 40% off at Hungryroot.com/BERNER 15% off at LumeDeodorant.com with code BERN

Berner Phone #38: Useless Talents

This week we're throwing it back to a simpler time - when your ex of 20 years couldn't add you on Facebook, your boss couldn't contact you after 5pm, and your favorite show couldn't be spoiled.  Free shipping at Quince.com/bern 20% off razors at AthenaClub.com with code BERN  

Berner Phone #37: Life Before Smartphones

Technology might be the great equalizer, but karma is not. The dialer's techonology mishaps involve OnlyFans, nudes, and awkward interactions. On the bright side, there are some great hacks for avoiding these mistakes in the future. Moral of this story: delete snapchat. 25% off at Seed.com/bern with code 25BERN MintMobile.com/BERNER  

Casey Balsham: How To Actually Make Babies & Be Inconcievable

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