Certified Yappers

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  • Claudia Hired A Stylist For the Podcast (??)

    Roj and Claudia are back together, and this week they're yapping about the stylist Claudia hired for the podcast, Roj's dating drought and have a fight about whether ice baths and sourdough are overrated. Plus, they take a look at their FYP's on Insta and TikTok and decode what they say about a person.

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    Claudia loves Missy McIntosh on TikTok
    Follow her stylist on Instagram

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    30 min
  • Snotty Chia Seeds and Weird Celebrity Endorsements

    Roj and Claudia are back to yap some more, and this week we chat about some of the weirdest celebrity endorsements, from a toilet to hot pockets. Plus, Roj is making a toothpaste, Claudia is obsessed with a classic concealer, and we disagree about whether chia seed pudding resemble snot.

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    18 min
  • Salmon Sperm and Jelly Cats

    Roj and Claudia are back for our weekly yapfest, where we fully embrace the ‘short story long’ approach. This week we yap about Roj getting salmon sperm injected into her face and Claudia's hunt for a unpaid life admin intern. Plus, we get into a fight about whether jelly cats are overrated, but agree that sunset photos on instagram are shit.

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    32 min
  • Let The Yapping Begin

    Because there weren’t nearly enough podcasts already, we decided to add our voices to the mix. Welcome to Certified Yappers—a weekly yapfest where we fully embrace the ‘short story long’ approach. Expect a heap of satire, brain-rot chat, meme-worthy decisions, and absolutely nothing too serious.

    Today we’re yapping about the paradox of being high maintenance to become more low-maintenance- you’re confused now and you’ll be more confused when you listen. We’re also yapping about the whirlwind speed of social trends—think demure, think brat. Trends are moving faster than ever, but of these, what’s truly timeless, and what’s just a passing phase?

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    28 min
  • Swipe Up x The Handbags (Part 2)

    The boys from The Handbags are back and they're chatting with the girls about more dating- from dating apps to first date advice, all perspectives of dating is offered here. Thank you for all the love and support this season, we can't wait to be back!

    CHEMIST WAREHOUSE SELECTS:

    Martha- Barely Intimate Sensitive Probiotic Gel Wash 

    Roj- Barely Intimate Intimate Wipes

    Produced/Edited by Blake Mannes from Diamantina Media (DM Podcasts)

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    39 min
  • Swipe Up x The Handbags (Part 1)

    Two worlds collide today as Martha and Roj invite on Michael and Josh from The Handbags to offer up some of their dating wisdom. From story likes, dates without booking, to finding the perfect fragrance- no aspect of dating isn't covered (and stay tuned for part 2 next week!)

    CHEMIST WAREHOUSE SELECTS:

    Michael- Hugo Boss Bottled Eau de Toilette

    Josh- David Beckham Instinct Body Spray

    Paco Rabanne 1 Million Eau De Toilette 

    Martha- Calvin Klein Euphoria for Women Eau De Parfum 

    Roj- Salvatore Ferragamo Signorina Eau de Parfum 

    And a joint shout out from Martha and Roj- Narciso Rodriguez For Her Musc Noir Eau De Parfum

    Produced/Edited by Blake Mannes from Diamantina Media (DM Podcasts)

    Brought to you by our sponsors and production team. 

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    25 min
  • The Mascara That Broke The Internet

    Two episodes in one week! The girls had to jump behind the mic again to chat about the mascara breaking the internet (but not for all the right reasons). Let Martha and Roj explain it in full, but it involves TikTok, Mikayla Nogueira and a viral mascara. 

    CHEMIST WAREHOUSE SELECTS:

    Martha- L'Oreal Paris Magic Retouch Temporary Root Concealer Spray

    Roj- Revlon Colorstay Suede Ink Lip Gut Instinct

    Produced/Edited by Blake Mannes from Diamantina Media (DM Podcasts)

    Brought to you by our sponsors and production team. 

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    27 min
  • New Year, Slightly New Us

    We're back baby and we need to get you up to speed! Christmas, pregnancy updates, travelling and new years resolutions- we are giving you the full run down. 

    CHEMIST WAREHOUSE SELECTS:

    Martha- The New QV Ceramides Range

    Roj- L'Oreal Brow Artist Le Skinny

    Produced/Edited by Blake Mannes from Diamantina Media (DM Podcasts)

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    32 min
  • Buttholes & A Whole Lot More

    Take notes. Martha and Roj have been gobsmacked after finding a few TikToks about hygiene and they are going to give you a masterclass on how to keep things shiny clean. Body, hands, buttholes and all.. we aren't joking!

    Enjoy the holiday period Swipers and we can't wait to be back next year x

    CHEMIST WAREHOUSE SELECTS:

    Martha- CeraVe Daily Moisturising Lotion

     Roj- Isocol Multipurpose Spray

    Produced/Edited by Blake Mannes from Diamantina Media (DM Podcasts)

    Brought to you by our sponsors and production team. 

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    39 min

About Certified Yappers

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Certified Yappers - for those who love a short story long.

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