Because there weren’t nearly enough podcasts already, we decided to add our voices to the mix. Welcome to Certified Yappers—a weekly yapfest where we fully embrace the ‘short story long’ approach. Expect a heap of satire, brain-rot chat, meme-worthy decisions, and absolutely nothing too serious.

Today we’re yapping about the paradox of being high maintenance to become more low-maintenance- you’re confused now and you’ll be more confused when you listen. We’re also yapping about the whirlwind speed of social trends—think demure, think brat. Trends are moving faster than ever, but of these, what’s truly timeless, and what’s just a passing phase?

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The boys from The Handbags are back and they're chatting with the girls about more dating- from dating apps to first date advice, all perspectives of dating is offered here. Thank you for all the love and support this season, we can't wait to be back!

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Martha- Barely Intimate Sensitive Probiotic Gel Wash 

Roj- Barely Intimate Intimate Wipes

Produced/Edited by Blake Mannes from Diamantina Media (DM Podcasts)

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Two worlds collide today as Martha and Roj invite on Michael and Josh from The Handbags to offer up some of their dating wisdom. From story likes, dates without booking, to finding the perfect fragrance- no aspect of dating isn't covered (and stay tuned for part 2 next week!)

CHEMIST WAREHOUSE SELECTS:

Michael- Hugo Boss Bottled Eau de Toilette

Josh- David Beckham Instinct Body Spray

Paco Rabanne 1 Million Eau De Toilette 

Martha- Calvin Klein Euphoria for Women Eau De Parfum 

Roj- Salvatore Ferragamo Signorina Eau de Parfum 

And a joint shout out from Martha and Roj- Narciso Rodriguez For Her Musc Noir Eau De Parfum

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Two episodes in one week! The girls had to jump behind the mic again to chat about the mascara breaking the internet (but not for all the right reasons). Let Martha and Roj explain it in full, but it involves TikTok, Mikayla Nogueira and a viral mascara. 

CHEMIST WAREHOUSE SELECTS:

Martha- L'Oreal Paris Magic Retouch Temporary Root Concealer Spray

Roj- Revlon Colorstay Suede Ink Lip Gut Instinct

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We're back baby and we need to get you up to speed! Christmas, pregnancy updates, travelling and new years resolutions- we are giving you the full run down. 

CHEMIST WAREHOUSE SELECTS:

Martha- The New QV Ceramides Range

Roj- L'Oreal Brow Artist Le Skinny

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Take notes. Martha and Roj have been gobsmacked after finding a few TikToks about hygiene and they are going to give you a masterclass on how to keep things shiny clean. Body, hands, buttholes and all.. we aren't joking!

Enjoy the holiday period Swipers and we can't wait to be back next year x

CHEMIST WAREHOUSE SELECTS:

Martha- CeraVe Daily Moisturising Lotion

 Roj- Isocol Multipurpose Spray

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It's holiday season and this week the girls are here to help you with all gifting ideas. Martha and Roj aren't just thinking surface level gifts- but the ones your loved ones will appreciate it and you put thought into it. Have your notes open for this one.

CHEMIST WAREHOUSE SELECTS:

Martha- L'Oreal Lash Paradise Mascara Intense Black

 Roj- Dr. LeWinn's Serum Series Vitamin C+ Fision Glowplex Glow Serum

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We asked for your questions and you delivered! In this episode Martha and Roj cover a wide range of beauty and skincare questions from dark pores to clean beauty. Thank you for your questions, we LOVE hearing from you.

CHEMIST WAREHOUSE SELECTS:

Roj- W7 Oh So Sensitive Concealer

Martha- Batiste Naturally Green Tea & Chamomile Dry Shampoo

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We won't keep you waiting any longer! This week, the girls dive deep into Martha's pregnancy and answer all of your questions. Martha covers everything from her experience having hyperemesis gravidarum all the way to how things are with her and Michael. 

CHEMIST WAREHOUSE SELECTS:

Martha- WaterWipes Biodegradable Baby Wipes

Roj- Maybelline Instant Perfector Glow

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