Champions...of Digression!

Cory and Hub take a look at the action packed News Teen Titans #34! This issue contains one of the most talked about plot developments in Teen Titans history, so naturally, our hosts discuss: the rules for spaghetti lap dances, Cory is a lot like Cyborg, the lack of BMX tricks in the movie Predator, and Adrian Chase is no Sam Waterston. All this, plus Hub makes a VERY funny pun about Beast Boy not turning into a dinosaur. Enjoy! Enjoy!

Cory and Hub take a look at the weird, but perhaps not as weird as it would like to be, Defenders #30! Fortunately, our hosts are perhaps a bit weirder than they'd like to be, so everything evens out. Topics of discussion include: Life Hacks for bad people, Mr. Magoo as a political allegory, the origin of the Maggia, Eric Van Lustbader novels, and how to order a drink in a bar! All this plus a new Hulkz Roolz and Hub is unreasonably harsh about regional community theater. Good Health, and Good Hat!

Our hosts take a look the self contained murder mystery whodunnit that is New Teen Titans #33! Our hosts are a bit goofier than usual in this one, which is really saying something! Topics of discussion include: moose and shark safety tips; being a Bruno Kirby completionist; which sea animals are the creepiest (hint: it's most of them); and which times it is appropriate to be a Joe Montana. All this plus we get really mad at Beast Boy for some stuff we made up that he did off panel! Enjoy! Enjoy!

Our hosts dive into Defenders #28 to read the conclusion of the Guardians of the Galaxy crossover. The issue is nearly incomprehensible, but fortunately, so are our hosts! Topics of discussion include: deadbeat space dads, tree clams, 31st century Frasier fans, and editing techniques used in the Highlander TV series. All this, plus the debut of Hulkz Roolz, and a new installment of Hostess Fruit Pie Theater! Enjoy! Enjoy!

Cory has returned from his travels and is back in the studio! Our hosts hunker down and read New Teen Titans #32. Topics of discussion include: Starfire makes an important decision, a clarification of fart etiquette, animal fun facts, that's not how thunder works, and Wally doesn't understand how juggling works. All this plus more of the clay court tennis talk our listeners crave! Enjoy! Enjoy!

Cory telecommutes in from Bali, and our hosts take a look at the absolutely berserk Defenders #28! Topics of discussion include: always leave a note when you astrally project, potentially fatal game shows, how to hide your utopian future Seattle, and this Starhawk guy seems like a real dick. All this plus, Yondu's favorite clay court tennis player! Enjoy! Enjoy!

Cory got entangled in some kind of interstellar imbroglio...or possibly he got entangled with Natalie Imbruglia. Impossible to tell which. In any event, Hub is once again joined by his brilliant and charming wife Lisa. Our hosts take a look at Starfire's secret origin. Topics of discussion include: the song 'Ante Up,' anger is sometimes a reasonable reaction, proper eyebrow techniques for evil toddlers, legislature dictated entirely by passion may not be ideal, and a surprising amount of French Braid debate. Enjoy! Enjoy!

Cory is back in his home dimension, but still in Southeast Asia. He corresponds from Cambodia, and our hosts take a look at Defenders #27. Topics of discussion include: camouflage dick punch belts, drunken Ren-Fair biker hippies from space, Jack Norris is still the worst, and the musical stylings of the Golobulus Situation. Enjoy! Enjoy!

Cory accidentally ate a magic amulet. While he waits for it to pass, Hub is joined by his brilliant wife Lisa! They read the Beast Boy issue of Tales of the Teen Titans. Topics of discussion include: inconsistent mask technology of the DCU, Lizzie Borden was a terrible hot dog chef, Space Trek 2022, the chili ratings system, and nobody understands how porcupines work! All this plus Hub's new David Cronenberg themed cooking show! Enjoy! Enjoy!

Cory's set up shop one day in the future (in Thailand) so he and Hub have a frank and open discussion about time travel as they discuss the delightful Defenders #26! Topics of discussion include: the potentially dire consequences of a temporal kerfuffle, destination breakups, the Bionic Wars of the 90's, Jack Norris is the worst, Charles Dickens, and Vance Astro is a sad sack. Enjoy! Enjoy!