Chatting Tatum

It's Soderbergh 3 aka *Side Effects* aks Back 2 Back Soderberghs. Jake and Sin ruminate on what Steven could possibly be trying to say in this rambling maybe indictment of the pharmaceutical industy. More specific topics we cover include Evil Lesbians, a scalp tight low bun, and HBO Original *Oz*.

CW for Suicide, Depression, and a brief mention of Kevin Spacey

Need a little distraction? Not only do we have 56 more minutes discussing modern American Classic *Magic Mike*, we have a special guest with us: Saira Barbaric! Saira is an amazing pornographer, art maker, and rabid movie watcher and they're here to gush about their lifelong Channing love as well as they're love for all things *Magic Mike*. Some things we chat about: Olivia Munn's multiple assets, Matthew McConaughey's inflexible lower back, and the messiness of entering and leaving sex work.

Check out Saira's work on Twitter at @sairabarbaric andInstragam at @very.freaky and @scumtrustpack.

It's the big one, the pièce de résistance, the one and only *Magic Mike*. Truly, what a blessing has been bestowed amongst Sin and Jake this week. And by extension, all of you. In addition to discussion about this phenomenal movie and it's phenomenal leading man, expect side-tracks that cover piss yellow filters, gaming the stock market, and Kevin Nash's knee rehabilitation.

We're not going to beat around the bush here: *21 Jump Street* aged like the oldest, chunkiest, stinkiest milk possible. It's a movie that glorifies the very worst qualities of militant, power hungry police. And there's a bunch of other terrible crap too. We did not have a good time watching it. Here's some other things we discuss: Star Wars opinions, Clone High and friendship betrayals, and Youtube Radicalization.

Jake and Sin find themselves inexplicably charmed by Channing's turn in *The Vow*, a 2011 romance with just the right hint of Tramautic Brain Injury. While Channing sweeps us off our feet, we discuss other romantic movies that feature brain trauma, the perfect Valentine's date of Sonic the Hedgehog, and why the vampire/werewolf hybrid in *Underworld* looks like a weird goblin.

*Haywire* may not be the best action movie of all time, but it certainly is the best action movie where ex MMA star Gina Carano thoroughly demolishes a slew of our most talented white guy actors. What a joy it is to witness. Jake and Sin discuss the legacy of the action stars as shitty actors, appreciate some of the most powerful thighs ever seen on a human person, and converse about Sin's particular brand of lady queerness.

*Haywire* may not be the best action movie of all time, but it certainly is the best action movie where ex MMA star Gina Carano thoroughly demolishes a slew of our most talented white guy actors. What a joy it is to witness. Jake and Sin discuss the legacy of the action stars as shitty actors, appreciate some of the most powerful thighs ever seen on a human person, and converse about Sin's particular brand of lady queerness.

As Channing and gang reflect back in the high school reunion tale *10 Years*, Jake and Sin also turn an eye to their high school selves. Here are some of the things they ruminate on: high school crushes and being crushed, all the notable actors in this movie including multiple future Avengers, and one host's brief sojourn into the work of breakdancing.

The dark clouds finally part for Jake and Sin, and they see the sunshine of a movie they actually, genuinely enjoy. *The Eagle* might pitch itself as a serious period drama exploring the weight of a father's dishonored legacy, but we see it as it really is: a sexy road trip romp with the most crackling sexual tension seen yet from any Channing Tatum flick! Topics of deep perusal include the perils of Sam/Frodo shipping, a beautiful chicken that Rome just LOVES, and, surprisingly, the Vietnam War.

Content Warning for slavery.

The almighty Dito Montiel Trilogy finally comes to an end with *The Son of No One*. And boy, does it go out with a whimper. Jake and Sin grapple with their hopes being crushed once again as they finally say goodbye to Dito Montiel (maybe forever). Topics of rumination include John Waters's Beefy Son, 30 Rock really just was straight up racist, huh?, and the dramatically mismangaling of the French language.

Content warnings: animal death, murder, fucking cops again.