Chop Bard

Chop Bard

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  • 53 Deeper than did ever plummet sound

    The Tempest 5.1 – This is it, the end! Nothing left to do, but break and bury the staff, drown the books, and say goodbye to the magic. Oh, and also set Ariel free. Magic Man, by Heart, courtesy of music.mevio.com

    1 hr
  • 52 Sweet dreams are made of this

    The Tempest 4.1 – Pageant time! Now that Ferdinand is off the hook, and the lovers are free to be together, it's time to celebrate... but the end is near. I'll see you in my dreams, by Nicole Cardi, courtesy of music.mevio.com

    47 min
  • 51 Idus Martias

    Enjoy the Ides of March, with Chop Bard's remix of one of Shakespeare's most iconic speeches- Mark Antony, from Julius Caesar. (Vocals provided by Marlon Brando courtesy of MGM's, Julius Caesar, 1953)

    One of the greatest speeches ever written. One man, standing before a mob of adversaries, the smell of blood hot in their noses, and he turns their hearts- not with strength of arms, or violence… but with logic, and reason. Brilliant.

    Mark Antony

    Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!

    I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.

    The evil that men do lives after them,

    The good is oft interred with their bones;

    So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus

    Hath told you Caesar was ambitious;

    If it were so, it was a grievous fault,

    And grievously hath Caesar answer'd it.

    Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest

    (For Brutus is an honorable man,

    So are they all, all honorable men),

    Come I to speak in Caesar's funeral.

    He was my friend, faithful and just to me;

    But Brutus says he was ambitious,

    And Brutus is an honorable man.

    He hath brought many captives home to Rome,

    Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill;

    Did this in Caesar seem ambitious?

    When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept;

    Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:

    Yet Brutus says he was ambitious,

    And Brutus is an honorable man.

    You all did see that on the Lupercal

    I thrice presented him a kingly crown,

    Which he did thrice refuse. Was this ambition?

    Yet Brutus says he was ambitious,

    And sure he is an honorable man.

    I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke,

    But here I am to speak what I do know.

    You all did love him once, not without cause;

    What cause withholds you then to mourn for him?

    judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts,

    And men have lost their reason. Bear with me,

    My heart is in the coffin there with Caesar,

    And I must pause till it come back to me.

    4 min
  • 50 Waiting to combust (celebrating 50)

    Join me and guest G.Robin Smith (Playwright, Fundraiser, Shakespearean), as we talk Tempest, DOLTS, Shakespeare, and even a little Ben Franklin, on this special 50th episode.

    • G.Robin Smith
    • The Hobart Shakespeareans
    • Shakespeare Behind Bars
    • The Tempest staring Efrem Zimbalist Jr.
    • BBC Shakespeare Animated Tales
    1 hr
  • 49 The dangers of sleeping

    The Tempest 3.2-3 – Caliban plots a murder with his new master, and Prospero throws a dinner party for King and company; guess what he's serving... Crazy Dreams, by Jolie Holland, courtesy of music.mevio.com

    53 min
  • 48 It must be love

    The Tempest 3.1 – In honor of Valentine's Day, we peek in on the lovers. It's not nice to spy, but since Prospero's hiding behind that bush over there... I'se The B'y, by Great Big Sea, courtesy of music.mevio.com

    36 min
  • 47 Drunken Shakespeare

    The Tempest 2.2 – Caliban, unhappy with his current job situation, makes a huge career shift, and takes company with the recently unemployed, Trinculo, and Stephano. Featuring the voice of Peter Petropoulakos, as Trinculo. Drunken Sailor, by Blaggards, courtesy of music.mevio.com

    39 min
  • 46 Melted candy conscience

    The Tempest 2.1 – Time for some villainy, as we catch up with the King, and his sea-swallowed court.... do I smell regicide cooking? Good thing Francisco and Adrian are around. Lion Sleeps No More, by Amaryoni, courtesy of music.mevio.com

    58 min
  • 45 The son becomes the father

    The Tempest 1.2c – Poor Ferdinand... His father is drowned, his friends are lost, and he's stuck on a lonely island without- wait, a girl! You live around here?

    Simple Magic, by Marina V, courtesy of music.mevio.com

    46 min
  • 44 "For I am nothing if not critical"

    The Tempest in review! In this episode, we'll take a look at Julie Taymor's version of 'The Tempest', as well as a few other versions, like Forbidden Planet and Shakespeare Behind Bars. Cheers To You, by Dust Rhinos, courtesy of music.mevio.com

    42 min

About Chop Bard

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The show dedicated to revealing the plays of William Shakespeare as tasty entertainment for today's hungry audience. Be you actor or observer, this show offers a fresh look at some very old goods.

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