Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

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Number 1: Adam Ray on SNL, Kill Tony & Becoming a Dad | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos
#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy Adam Ray joins Chris Distefano in the Chaos Bus for an absolutely unhinged episode in the middle of New York City. Adam talks about preparing for Kill Tony at Madison Square Garden, becoming a first-time dad, his rise in comedy, his new Netflix show The Adam Ray Show and why part of him still wants a shot at Saturday Night Live. Plus, Chris and Adam interact with random New Yorkers, get wrapped in tefillin on the street, debate comedy, tell childbirth horror stories and somehow turn a normal podcast into complete NYC chaos. 00:00 Adam Ray Joins the Chaos Bus 03:14 Hunter Biden & Adam’s Wife Stepping In 05:23 Adam Ray Is Having His First Baby 07:07 Chris’ Childbirth Horror Stories 14:01 Kill Tony at Madison Square Garden 18:31 Chaos With New Yorkers 21:17 The Pressure of Performing at MSG 22:20 Adam Ray’s Rise & the Kill Tony Backlash 24:48 Raising Kids on the Stuff You Love 27:39 Adam’s Talent & Late-Night Future 28:33 Adam Ray Opens Up About SNL 29:30 Adam’s Netflix Show & His Characters 33:25 Chris & Adam Get Wrapped in Tefillin 41:41 A Random New Yorker Interrupts the Podcast 43:27 He Can’t Name a Single Comedian 45:52 The Random People Saved in Chris’ Phone 51:08 Adam’s Sensei Breaks His Hand 52:06 The Most Chaotic Podcast in NYC Subscribe for new episodes of Chrissy Chaos! UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Avocado Green Mattress Find an Avocado near you or shop online at https://AvocadoGreenMattress.com/CHAOS — and check out their mattress and bedding sale! Draft Kings New DraftKings customers, sign up with code CHAOS spend five bucks to get $200 in rewards within 21 days - includes all markets. Bet with DK Sportsbook: Gambling Problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER, one eight hundred MY RESET. Connecticut: call eight eight eight seven eight nine seven seven seven seven, visit CCPG dot org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. Twenty one plus. Void in Canada. Event contract trading with DraftKings Predictions involves risk of loss. Availability varies. Predictions offer void in New York. Bet to get Bonus bets that expire in seven days. Trade to get Predictions Dollars that expire in one year. Fifty dollars in rewards issued every seven days via click to claim for twenty-one days. One non-withdrawable reward redeemable. Terms at d k n g dot c o slash offer. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on Sportsbook, Predictions, and Free-to-Play Sports Contest availability. Varies by State. Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
August 26, 202655min
Number 2: Ryan Serhant KNOWS Where LeBron James Is Living in NYC
#chrisdistefano Ryan Serhant joins Chris Distefano for a chaotic conversation about New York City, the insane state of the real estate market, renting vs. buying, building wealth and what it actually takes to become successful. Ryan breaks down why he still believes owning is better than renting if you can afford it, what would actually have to happen for NYC home prices to fall, and some of the wildest prices he's seeing in Manhattan right now, including a SoHo apartment renting for $72,000 a month. Plus, Ryan talks about waking up at 4:30 AM, learning when to say no, running a massive company, his Russian driver Yuri, Owning Manhattan and where LeBron James should live if he moves to New York. 00:00 Chris & Ryan Serhant Cause Chaos in SoHo 02:04 Ryan's Bracelets Have an Incredible Story 04:22 Meet Ryan's Russian Driver Yuri 05:29 Chris' Daughter Roasts Him During Road Rage 06:25 Ryan's Advice for Making $1 Million 06:59 Why Ryan Used to Work 7 Days a Week 09:59 Ryan's Insane 4:30 AM Morning Routine 11:28 Ryan Explains Management vs. Leadership 12:11 Should You Rent or Buy a Home? 13:30 What's Wrong With the Housing Market 15:24 What Would Actually Make Home Prices Fall? 16:40 The Best Kind of NYC Landlord 20:30 How Much Do These SoHo Apartments Cost? 21:35 $31K Rent Became $72K a Month 22:29 Ryan Gets Fired Up About NYC 25:30 How Ryan Would Fix NYC Housing 28:36 Why Ryan Loves New York 29:59 Ryan's Secret: Do What You Say You'll Do 30:30 Going From "Yes, And" to "No, But" 31:30 Where Should LeBron James Live in NYC? 32:28 Ryan Talks Owning Manhattan 34:12 Peptides, Chris' Tattoo & One Final Roast #StandUp #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS DraftKings New DraftKings customers, sign up with code CHAOS spend five bucks to get $200 in rewards within 21 days - includes all markets. Below the fold: Gambling Problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER, one eight hundred MY RESET. Connecticut: call eight eight eight seven eight nine seven seven seven seven, visit CCPG dot org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. Twenty one plus. Void in Canada. Bet with DraftKings Sportsbook to get Bonus bets that expire in seven days OR Trade with DraftKings Predictions to get Predictions Dollars that expire in one year. Event contract trading involves risk of loss. Predictions offer void in New York. Non-withdrawable Rewards issued as Fifty dollar click-to-claims every seven days for twenty-one days. Terms at d k n g dot c o slash offer. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on Sportsbook, Predictions, and Free-to-Play Sports Contest availability. Varies by State. Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
September 02, 202638min
Number 3: Jim Norton on Sex Addiction, Marriage & Why the “Good Old Days” Were Miserable | Chris Distefano
#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy Jim Norton joins Chris Distefano on the Chaos Bus for an insanely honest conversation about marriage, sex addiction, getting older and surviving the highs and lows of a career in comedy. Jim looks back on the days when he planned gigs around escorts, explains why the “good old days” weren't actually that good, and talks about how marriage changed his life. Chris opens up about his own career fears after selling out Radio City, while Jim shares what nearly four decades in comedy have taught him about success, failure and staying in the game. Plus, the guys talk jiu-jitsu, Jonah Hill, Dave Attell, the changing comedy world, Matt Dillon and plenty more. 00:00 Jim Norton Used to Plan Tours Around Escorts 01:17 Jim Norton Joins the Chaos Bus 05:35 Getting Married After a Lifetime of Freedom 08:21 Sex Addiction, Escorts & Being Single at 60 09:46 Chris' Wild Atlantic City Story 12:05 Would Jim Norton Have Been a Good Dad? 13:43 Chris & Jim Talk Fighting and Jiu-Jitsu 16:18 Jonah Hill's Jiu-Jitsu Confidence 20:04 Chaos on the Streets 21:04 Can Jim Norton Actually Defend Himself? 25:05 The Highs and Lows of a Comedy Career 28:03 Chris Gets Honest About His Career 30:40 You Don't Live on the Mountaintop 32:01 Why Chris Is Never Satisfied 34:24 Has Comedy Changed for a New Generation? 37:12 Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler & Comedy That Lasts 38:18 Discovering Woody Allen's Comedy 40:00 Chris Finds Out a Girl Was Sleeping With Matt Dillon 42:08 Chris Regrets Selling His House 48:56 Jim Looks Back on the Opie & Anthony Years 50:25 Is Jim Norton Happier at 58? 51:36 Jim Planned Comedy Tours Around Escorts 52:47 What Jim Norton's Marriage Is Actually Like 59:22 Money, Comedy & Surviving the Business 01:01:01 What Would Drunk Jim Norton Be Like Today? 01:02:49 Did Jim Get Everything He Wanted From Comedy? UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BlueChew Gold Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold you get the third FREE with promo code CHAOS. There’s a reason BlueChew is the #1 brand for better sex. Experience it yourself at https://BlueChew.com. Lucy Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at https://lucy.co/CHAOS with promo code CHAOS! Avocado Green Mattress Find an Avocado near you or shop online at https://AvocadoGreenMattress.com/CHAOS — and check out their mattress and bedding sale! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
August 19, 20261h 10min
Number 4: Is Matteo Lane Turning Chris Distefano Gay?! | Chrissy Chaos
#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Matteo Lane is back on Chrissy Chaos after making his Broadway debut in Chicago, and Chris has A LOT of questions. Matteo breaks down what it was really like learning the show in just two weeks, screwing up live on stage, performing through strep throat, and why Broadway completely changed his perspective on performing. The guys also get into Matteo's dating life, Chris' move to the suburbs, getting older, hair transplants, celebrity encounters with Anne Hathaway and Adam Lambert, and Chris once again getting dangerously close to questioning his sexuality. Matteo Lane is on tour now. Check out his socials for dates and tickets. SUBSCRIBE for more Chrissy Chaos! 00:00 Chris Has a Confession About Matteo 02:01 Matteo Lane Returns 03:21 Matteo's Insane Fitness Routine 04:37 Matteo's Broadway Debut 07:40 Screwing Up Live on Broadway 10:16 Chris Turned Down Broadway 12:39 Matteo's First Night in Chicago 15:05 Stand-Up vs Broadway 16:15 Chris Peed in a Yogurt Cup 18:16 Matteo's Dating Life 19:13 Why Matteo Hates the Suburbs 21:57 Ad Break 24:37 Matteo Confronts a Woman at Chicago 26:00 The Odyssey & Anne Hathaway 27:09 Chris' Incredible Anne Hathaway Story 28:34 Dating Professional Athletes 31:04 Chris & Matteo's Comedy Friends 33:01 Chris Is Going All-In on Stand-Up Again 34:56 Matteo's Speedo Era 35:43 Chris Makes a Confession About Matteo 37:38 What a Broadway Show Day Is Really Like 39:33 Matteo Performed With Strep Throat 41:09 Matteo Took Over Sam Morril's Apartment 41:54 Chris' Knicks Obsession 43:32 Only in New York 45:05 Matteo's Surprisingly Healthy Lifestyle 46:18 Getting Older & Knowing Yourself 48:25 Turning 40 49:30 Does Matteo Feel Successful? 50:38 Why Chris Hates Red Carpets 51:47 Matteo Meets Adam Lambert 52:56 Chris Is Going Gay at 50 53:17 Chris & Matteo Finally Hook Up? 55:39 Matteo Lane's Tour UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS ZocDoc Taking care of your health just got easier – start here with Zocdoc: https://zocdoc.com/CHRISSY #sponsored Quince Upgrade your everyday. Go to https://quince.com/CHRISSY for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada and the UK, too. Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
August 12, 202659min
Number 5: Stavros Halkias Wants Chinese Peptides BAD | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos
#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy Chris is joined by Stavros Halkias for one of the wildest Chaos Bus episodes yet. They dive into politics, Trump, comedy, Ozempic, peptides, bad backs, MMA, Irish step dancing, Greek history, fatherhood, and why Chris thinks it's finally time to completely reinvent himself. It's equal parts therapy session and complete nonsense. Subscribe for new episodes every week. 00:00 Republican NFL Coaches & Political Football Cold Open 01:05 Chris Wants to Reinvent His Life (MMA, Religion & Health) 07:27 Stavros Randomly Walks Up to the Chaos Bus 11:09 BlueChew Ad 12:15 Talkspace Ad 13:14 Stavros Officially Joins the Podcast 14:12 The Jeffrey Epstein's Brother Office Story 16:45 Chris Learns He's Basically German 19:55 Chris & Stavros Talk Getting Older 21:10 Every Guy Has To Be "A Little Gay" 24:42 Chris' Group Chat Is Still Obsessed With Fauci 27:40 Jimmy Kimmel, Politics & Comedy Fans 28:20 Growing Up Greek vs Growing Up in Queens 31:40 Is Comedy Becoming Too Politically Divided? 38:00 Stavvy's Body Is Falling Apart 41:35 Physical Therapy, Back Pain & McKenzie Method 42:25 Chinese Peptides, Ozempic & Getting Healthy 46:30 GLP-1s, Muscle Loss & Comedy Life 52:00 Health Goals, Longevity & Aging 56:30 Final Thoughts UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BlueChew Gold Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold you get the third FREE with promo code CHAOS. There’s a reason BlueChew is the #1 brand for better sex. Experience it yourself at https://BlueChew.com. TalkSpace As a listener of this podcast, you'll get $80 off of your first month with Talkspace when you go to Talkspace.com and enter promo code SPACE80. That's S-P-A-C-E-8-0. To match with a licensed therapist today, go to Talkspace.com and enter promo code SPACE80. Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
August 05, 20261h 2min