Now SLIMFAST has pink eye, and the Broncos got DEMOLISHED. Ugly people are mad that Sydney Sweeney is hot. Only fat chicks or NO fat chicks? The CDC says American workers are tired (duh), a Wichita car dealership printed a racist oil change sticker, and Lazlo’s building his own DIY sports bar at home. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast.

9.15.26, Toddler Fight Club

A woman got caught cheating via a vacuum robot camera, and everyone is shocked that NFL players are playing in college football. Ladies, don’t be ungrateful if a man has an entire Ed-Gain style shrine dedicated to you. The guys discuss the ongoing KC case involving Katie Garcia, Gyro gets ready to head off to college, and Flock cameras are being used for more than just license plates. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!

8.31.26, Lazlos’ Cry Playlist

AI dressed SlimFast today, and somehow managed to avoid a potentially TERRIBLE tragedy at Cheddar’s. Lazlo thinks the coach who punted a football straight into a player’s nuts should be fired, and he has absolutely no interest in a schizophrenia simulator. People online are cruel, and Lazlo and SlimFast are making a mutual exchange: one vibrator for one signed Wade Davis baseball. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

8.24.26, Outburst at Cheddars

SlimFast is power walking…the mall? Lazlo was forced to write his mom a letter in the Army, and a teacher was brought to tears over how illiterate his students are. Slim HATES Flock cameras, Gen Z is using sports betting instead of putting their money in a 401(k), and White Women are the DEVIL. Place your bets! Will Lazlo get SlimFast the Wade Davis ball on Monday? (+100 on no). Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

8.14.26, Mall Walkers

Lazlo’s MADE IT — and somehow was posted on “Are We Dating The Same Guy?” There’s only three risks when breaking into someone’s home. RIP Hayden Panettiere. SlimFast is totally cleaned-out, and the guys take a second to remember Margret Footjob. The guys get outraged at Matt Gutman being accused of sexual assault. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

8.17.26, Velcro Veins

Slimfast finishes getting us caught up on the news

Slimfast finishes getting us caught up on the news

Doom Scrolling Pt 2

Career Advice Pt 2

Slimfast gets us caught up on the news

Doom Scrolling Pt 1

Career Advice Pt 1

Lazlo and Slim spend an hour chatting about the state of music, the state of their lives, their time in Seattle, and whatever else comes to mind.

Lazlo and Slim spend an hour chatting about the state of music, the state of their lives, their time in Seattle, and whatever else comes to mind.

Lazlo and Slim spend an hour chatting about the state of music, the state of their lives, their time in Seattle, and whatever else comes to mind.&nbsp;

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