Church of Lazlo Podcasts

It's The Slimfast and Snowcone show today! We try our best while Lazlo is out on a snow day

Is anyone else starting to get nervous about the big game this weekend? What's your gut telling you? *America's Top 5 Cities to live in. It seems like they must be factoring in the cost of living because I don't know anyone who's ever dreamed about moving to one of these places. *AMC unveils a new plan to make some extra cash. Lazlo explains how smoking on airplanes used to work. *Doomscrolling!! Alex Murdaugh is still on trial and he still looks guilty to me. Tom Brady's ass sand can be yours if the price is right. An off-duty officer was shot and killed while trying to buy a car on Facebook marketplace. Bed Bath and Beyond might not be long for this world. White supremacists want your electricity. *Women are looking for husbands at Home Depot. We rattle off a few other good places to meet single men and women. *Leave Madonna alone! She's the best-selling female artist of all time! *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Check out our website www.lazlo.church for links, merch, and more. We'd love to see you in our subreddit r/churchoflazlo and remember that you can watch us record the podcast live at twitch.tv/churchoflazlo every weekday afternoon. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow! 

Slimfast gets us caught up on the news

And you wont BELIEVE what made number one!

Did you have a good weekend? Did you find yourself feeling lost and confused by the lack of football? What the hell do people do with their free time now? Watch basketball? *The Idaho murder suspect is already receiving love letters from a "fervent admirer". There's actually a name for this and a few theories about the possible causes. "Lack of a father" tops that list on Wikipedia. *The Grammys were last night! Or at least I think they were last night. Let's recap the night's biggest winners and sorest losers. *Doomscrolling!! After Slim's attempts to shoot down the Chinese spy balloon with his .22 failed, Biden sent a pro to finish the job. The Kelce brothers are facing off in the Super Bowl and everyone wants to know who their parents are rooting for. The coast guard rescued the guy who left a dead fish on the porch of the Goonies house and that's a fact. An elderly cleaning woman locked herself in a courthouse holding cell and was stuck there for three days. *What would you do if you found a plastic bag sitting on the street containing $15k in cash? Damn right, you'd keep it. *Your grandma put that loofah on top of her car because she's a freak in the sheets. *How much would you pay to never have allergies again? What about never getting another zit? *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please visit our website www.lazlo.church for all our links. We'd love to see you on our subreddit r/churchoflazlo and you can watch us record the podcast every weekday at www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day! 
-Everybody Wang Chung!!