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Slimfast finishes getting us caught up on the news

Slimfast gets us caught up on the news

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Slimfast just keeps missing out

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Yo! How's life? You good? I mean, are you good? Like, are you a good person? Are you EGOT good? You don't know what EGOT means? Allow Lazlo to explain. *If you're married and a celebrity, DailyMail is waiting for you to slip. Just remember, is that ass worth grabbing on the cover of a UK tabloid? *Doomscrolling!! Masterson lives to fight another day. Tripledemic time is my favorite time of year. Blame your lack of gifts this year on the supply chain. The best batmobile could be yours. You are now free to spread misinformation on twitter. Are you mentally ill? The mayor of New York will decide that. This year, put some Pepsi in your milk and think about Lindsay Lohan. *Lazlo loves discussing our broken simulator and the Mandela Effect. *What's going on with Antonio Brown? *It's December. Have Lazlo's Super Bowl picks changed yet? *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please visit our website www.lazlo.church and chat with us on our subreddit. Have a great day! 

-Everybody Wang Chung!!

Mic check. Is this thing on? Snowcone is out sick so I'm trying my hardest to keep us on the air. Am I capable? Does anyone care? *Can you guess which member of Fleetwood Mac died today? *Priests vs Pastors and Pastors vs Lathes. *Doomscrolling!! Yes, there are still elected officials voting against same sex marriage. Breaking! There is no new news to report regarding the murdered college students in Idaho. Hide your Xanax. Killer robot cops? I can't see why not. *How many days have you been wearing your underwear? *Casey Anthony says she didn't do it and I can't imagine lying about something like that so I guess she's innocent. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Sorry for our technical shortcomings today but it's all Snowcone's fault. Please visit www.lazlo.church when you get a chance. See you tomorrow! 

-Everybody Wang Chung!!