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How about those Chieeeefs!? If you're not a Chiefs fan, you'll have to excuse our excitement but we only discuss for a few minutes. *Two men show up at school to pick up their daughter. The only problem is that they're trying to pick up the same girl and neither man has ever seen the other until now. Chaos ensues. *Speaking of two dads, what was the premise for that My Two Dads show in the '80s? Did they ever figure out which one was her dad? And why was the custody judge constantly checking in on them personally? Is that how they used to do things? *Doomscrolling!! A school in Virginia had to close because over half the kids and staff have the flu and experts say it's coming for all of us. The teacher who was accused of leaving the door open at Uvalde is speaking out. The Astros and the Phillies are going to the World Series. *A 14-year-old girl stole $13,500 in cash from her grandmother's safe and handed it out to kids at school. Would you take cash from a 14-year-old? *Things annoying people say. We don't manage to make it through the whole list but I promise "There's a lot to unpack here" was near the top. *Lazlo asked to speak to the manager this weekend? I gotta know what led to this. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please subscribe and rate and do all that stuff because it helps us a lot. Also go to www.lazlo.church to follow us on our socials, grab a shirt, and chat with us on our subreddit after hours. Have a great day! 
-Everbody Wang Chung!!! 

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Slimfast finishes getting us caught up on the news

Slimfast gets us caught up on the news

A guy went to pick up his son, but there was another guy already there claiming to be the real dad

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It's Friday! So a little bit of best of, a little bit of new stuff, and today an entire Headlines segment featuring Elton John psychic from when Headlines were about an hour long. Hope you enjoy! Don't forget, new Toxic and Problematic tomorrow at 10a.

Lazlo is back and he's got beef with Slimfast about aliens and Unsolved Mysteries. *We want to see if we can get a text from all 50 states. Text us anytime day or night, tell us your state, and Snowcone will check area codes to make sure they originate from that state. I think we're already halfway there! *Thanks to our subreddit www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo Slimfast has a news story about horny ghosts. Lazlo hates ghosts but he loves horny. How will he react? *Doomscrolling!! Some Texas parents are being sent at-home DNA and fingerprint kits for their children from the schools. Karen Halloween decorations had to be taken down after Karens complained. Mississippi daycare workers who scared toddlers with a Scream mask have been charged with felonies. People's nipples are falling off! *Padres fans come up with the worst hype-rap song in sports history. Has there ever been a good hype-rap song for a hometown sports team? *When did you stop trying to be trendy? *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please subscribe and rate. Please go to our website www.lazlo.church and follow us on social media. Have a great day!

-Everybody Wang Chung!!